Hiya everyone! it's me Zombie D!
Fexane a look of horror on her face. Where's D.C.?- she demanded.
She's occupied with something at the moment.--Zombie D smirks.
In the Colloseum of Doom...
Zombie D!--- D.C. yells from the closet she's hiding in. When I get out of here I'm going to bring you to life just so I can kill you!--- D.C. shudders as the horde of zombies beat on the door.
Back to Zombie D
Then I'll say the disclaimer.--Fexane looks at the script. Uh... Zombie D... why is the disclaimer bitten out of this?- Fexane holds up the mauled script.
Because I fed it to my new pet. Zombie D points at the weird looking cat.
Right... anyways D.C. doesn't own any kingdom hearts. However, Ixivio, Nixta, Kixa, and I do come from the randomness in her head.-- Fexane smiles. On to the story.
Chapter 8: Axel is evil...
The sun rose on the quiet and foreboding castle that never was as Axel dragged himself to the front door. Granted he probaby could have just teleported himself to his room is he hadn't used most of his strength to burn down the bar.
Flashback...
"Muahahahahahahahahahahaha!" Axel laughed sometime around three a.m. Yep he had finally lost it in his futile attempts to escape from this madhouse And after drinking about nine Diet Pepsi's at the bar not only did he have a caffine buzz, but the psycotic notion on how to escape.
Several miles away...
Nixta and Kixa exit walmart and witness a huge fiery explosion. "Oooo pretty colors."
People were running everywhere. Some on fire, others not. And out of the center of the malestorm strides out Axel, the flames surrounding him like a halo.
End of flashback.
Axel stopped dead in his tracks. There on the ground in front of him lay a Resses Peanut butter cup. Huh... where did this come from? he thought as he torched it. Ahead lay yet another piece of candy... in the ajar doorframe.
"..."
"WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?" Axel roared.
In Ixivio's room...
Ixivio woke to the sound of Axel storming up the stairs. He gulped and ran to Demyx's room...
In Roxas' room,
The door burst in off its hinges as Axel kicked it in. Roxas looked up from the corner he was in with the look of a baby mouse about to be fed to an anaconda. Roxas, had been up the whole night due to the extreme sugar high he had. Axel grabbed Roxas by the collar and snarled, "Where is it?"
Somewhere very far away...
Xenmas woke up in a bed. "Huh? Where'd the vault go?"
"Good morning sleepy head." A girl said from across the room.
Xenmas' eyes widened in shock. "K-Kairi?"
She frowned at him. "How do you know my name?"
"Duh it's me." he said with a scowl. "Xenmas."
"You're Xenmas?"
"Yep."
She burst out laughing. "Squirt I've met Xenmas and you're way to young to be him."
"I got my heart back."
"?" Namine walked into the room. "So he's--Oh my gosh! It's Xenmas!"
"See I told you." Xenmas stuck his tounge out.
"Oh really..." Kairi said with an evil smile. "Say Namine, how much do you think the Organization would pay to get this little runt back?"
"What?" Xenmas cried.
"I don't know let's find out."
Back at the Castle...
Axel stormed through the castle, Roxas being flung around like a rag doll, due to the handcuuf on his wrist. "Ixivio! Demyx! Xigbar! Come here now!" Axel yelled. He swung one of his chakram at an opening door, nailing Lexaeus to the door.
Somewhere else in the castle...
"Do you think he'll look for us in here?" Ixivio whispered to Demyx.
"Aw who's a good citar?" Demyx stroked his precious.
"DUDE WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!" Ixivio shouted.
The door swung open, revealing a very pissed Axel. "Hello gents."
Later...
Tied to stakes, Ixivio, Demyx, Roxas, and Xigbar watched as Axel burned all of the junk food. In the background Taps was playing to mourn the loss of the candy once again. "You all are formally put on house arrest. you will not leave the castle. You are not to have ANY fun period in fact Here," Axel now pointed to another pile. In it was ALL of the tech in the castle. Xigbar's ammunition, Roxas' PS3, Xbox360, Gamecube, PSP And every game, video and board. All of Demyx's cds, radios, and the seven surround sound system. And Ixivio's cell phone.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Everyone screamed in unision as Axel put on a massive display, and obliterated all of the tech.
Axel turned a black silhoute against the fire, an evil grin on his face. "Now all of you go to your rooms and stay there until I call you for dinner."
In Ixivio's room...
"This sucks." he moped over the walkie.
"That bastard. He is sooo dead." Roxas growled back.
"Yeah but how do we get back at him? Shakira... my sweet honey love... Why? why did you have to die so soon?"
"Say guys... Axel didn't get all of my ammunition." Xigabar said quietly.
"Hey Xigbar, do you still have Jaxena's mother's number?"
"Yeah. Why?"
"I've got another plan."
"Really? Didn't your last one get our asses kicked?" Roxas yawned.
"And my beautiful Hikaru Utada obiterated?"
"Yeah well... You all want revenge right?"
"Yeah..." the chorused the other three.
"Good now listen up..."
Down stairs in the kitchen...
Sora strides in, eating sea-salt icecream. "Yo Axel, I was told to deliver this to you." He handed him a note. "Also did ya hear? Someone's been going around blowing places up..." he paused as some of his icecream ploped to the floor.
Axel growled and set his clothes on fire.
"Aaaaahhh! Help! I'm on fire!" Sora yelled running back to the gummiship.
"Hey Sora you do know that you're supposed stop, drop, and roll when you're on fire, right?" Axel snickered as he shut the door. He opened the note. The leters were from newspapers, and it read as follows...
We hAVe ThE KiD.
CaLl uS.
Axel stared at the paper for a minute randomly trying to think of who the note was talking about. Then it hit him as Larxen walked by and zapped him. "Xenmas! Oh my... Larxene! The Superior's been kidnapped! What are we gonna do?"
"I don't know it wasn't my turn to babysit him last night. It was yours" She said and took off with Xaldin.
Axel grabbed his cell...
At Luxord's cassino...
Zexion's phone began to ring the Emperess of the World. He frowned and answered, "Yello?"
"ZEXION! THANKGOODNESSIGOTYOU!" Axel speed talked into the phone. "Xenmas was kiddnapped!"
Zexion just stared at the cell phone and hung up.
Well that's it for chapter 8. I HOPE that it went o.k. because I just got out of that closet.--D.C. yawns.
What? I can type too...--Zombie D says innocently.
You Just wait. I am so having you excerised. Next chapter... I think Axel has hell to pay.