Really quick D.C. pops her head out and cheers! Thank you all of my reviewers! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Especially those of you who found me in the forgotteness called the 20 something odd page of the site! Now back to my torture session.
Ahahahahahahaha!—D.C. laughs as she forces Zombie D to eat Axel's anti-sugar baked Alaska.
PLEASE! I DIDN'T MEAN TO TELL THEM THAT!—Zombie D cries.
The thing is I had to obliterate half of them in order to get out. Making them mad!—D.C. hisses.
Fexane slowly slips in.-- D.C. don't own Kingdom Hearts or anything that randomly shows up in the next chapter.—she whispers.—on to the story…
Chapter 9…. Let War Drums Be Heard.
Axel had finally let them out of their rooms once he had noticed that Demyx had teleported to the kitchen. Even if he had wanted to he probably only would have been able to contain Ixivio. Royally mad at the world he pulled out his DDR game and hooked it up at the movie screen in the auditorium, and pulled out five cases of Diet Pepsi.
Up stairs in Demyx's room…
"So have you got anything worth using in my master plan?" Ixivio said staring around the room.
"Only my water stuff and my music." Demyx hangs on to his sitar.
"Right…" Ixivio said shaking his head. "Let's go to Xigbar's room.
Xigbar's room looked almost like a torture chamber crossed with a hunting cabin. (Tech) everywhere. Missile launchers, blowtorches, dart guns, super soakers, the usual, a catapult, torture rack, and a couple marshmallow guns. Fortunately Axel had only taken the ammo that he could find.
"SO. We have an armory. And a bunch of psychotic idiots that just purchase a years supply of cookies to use at our will. Now all we need is his weakness." Ixivio grinned. "So does anyone have a clue what that is?"
Demyx and Xigbar shook their heads. Roxas grinned and held up a book.
"What's that?" Ixivio frowned at the book.
"Axel's diary."
"Diary? I thought that diaries were meant for girls." Demyx snickered. "Say Roxas where and when did you find that?"
"When you guys had me modeling for him. I found it under his pillow." Roxas smiled maliciously.
"Dude I didn't think he even wrote in one of those." Xigbar hissed at it as if it was the ultimate spawn of evil.
"Remember when he torched down that all-girls school? And how his councilor before he went insane, sent Axel to that women's retreat to gain his feminine side?"
"Oh yeah… I remember now. It took us a week to return him to normal." Xigbar shuddered. "Xaldin's still a queer after that…."
Roxas opened the book from heck and yelped as a beam of light shot out of the book straight up into the air. He shrugged and read the table of contents.
My burn list
My ultimate fears
My worst nightmares
My dreams of Roxas….
Roxas shrieked and threw the book away. "Keep that thing away from me!"
Ixivio frowned what the heck? He thought as he picked up the accursed book. He almost gagged at the same thing but maintained his posture, and flipped to the page. "Here it is." Ixivio said and the others drew close.
Dear diary this is a list of my ultimate fears that I hope to someday repress.
I am afraid of the final darkness…
I am afraid of deep water, just like my someone.
I am afraid of my last crush.
I am afraid of my someone's sister.
I hate carebears, furbies, and liquid nitrogen.
I am afraid of Roxas hating me and not having any friends.
I am afraid that I will run out of things to torch.
"Well, that's very informative. But none that we can really use." Ixivio sighed.
"Death is definitely out. Water… we might have a defense there. None of us knows who his last crush is, or who his someone's sister is. And thanks to the movie that will forever scar my memory for life, there are no carebears around. Furbies? Those things are evil. I will not allow you guys to get one of those demonic things." Roxas shuddered.
Downstairs in the auditorium…
Axel sighed and stepped down from the DDR pad. "I guess it's time to start hunting for the morons who took the Superior." He teleported into the CFSOTK (Center For Spying On The Key bearer) room. At the current moment Sora was in Alantica spying on that Mermaid chick who was with her guy walking along the beach. "Ugh. Romance." Axel groaned and teleported to a rock just behind Sora.
He snatched the key bearer and teleported back to the Never Was.
"Hey! Who is this? Let met go you rat!" Sora said from the bag over his head. Axel dumped him into the pool.
"Man you can't tell me that you're cheating on Kiari with that fish chick." Axel said as Sora ripped off the bag.
"What so you want Axel?" Soar glared at him.
"Well Fishy, I want to know just who took the kid." Axel said pointing out that Sora couldn't get out of the water because Donald's magic hadn't worn off yet.
"I don't know." Sora looked away.
"Right. That note just appeared in to your hand and commanded you to bring it here." Axel said sarcastically. "You might want to tell me who it was or I'll just have to hold you for ransom for the kid."
"I can't tell you! She'll kill me if I tell you where they are!"
"So it's a 'she' eh? Now we're getting somewhere." Axel pulled up a chair and sat down…
In a world not known to Sora…
Kiari sat down to the table in front of the foreboding woman. "So you'll let us stay here for a bit?"
"For a price. What are you doing with the kid?"
Namine shook her head. "We wanted to use him for ransom."
"I have something better… How would you like to scare the living hell out of the one you call Axel?"
The girls got a wicked look on their face….
Back to guys…
My worst nightmares…
I will lose my firepower…
I might come across my nemesis…
"I think I have the plan formulated. Now we need to start operation Revenge." Ixivio started to laugh maniacally. The others joined in. Demyx started laughing like a donkey. "DUDE? What the heck was that? You threw off my groove! Demyx you are to never laugh in the group laugh ever again!" Ixivio berated him.
The phone rang… Xigbar answered it. "Hello, house of torture here how might I help you?"
"Uh… is Ixivio there?"
"Yeah hold on." He handed the phone to Ixivio.
"Hey man what's up? I've been trying to reach your cell phone all day." Kixa said quietly.
"Well that's because Axel burned it."
"Eeee. Say do you nee any help getting supplies for your revenge?"
Ixivio frowned. "How did you know that we were plotting revenge?"
"I am a girl. I have my spies."
"Yeah, could you pick up some marshmallows?"
"Sure thing sir. The Militia of Female Nobodies is on the job." Click.
Militia of Female Nobodies? Do I even want to ask? Ixivio thought as he pulled out he marshmallow guns. "Roxas, help Xigbar find all his left over ammo. Demy x you go practice your water thing out on the lake. I will be in Vexen's Lab hunting up some liquid nitrogen."
"Alright people! Lets lock and load!" Xigbar shouted as they split up.
In Vexen's lab….
Ixivio poked his head into the door and shuddered. Just as it had been for the last two years- cold, dark, and filled with odd chemicals here and there. "Well at least the Vexen clones are all gone… I think." he reassured himself.
He descended the stairs and entered the lab itself. He passed by the tanks were he and the other clones were grown. He was pulling out the liquid nitrogen tanks out of their cupboard, when he heard a hiss. He turned to find the half dead clones that had escaped several days ago. "You…" the apparent leader hissed.
"Dude stay back. I don't want to have to mess with you." Ixivio said said leaning back against the cabinet.
"We want the code encrypted into your cells… You have the perfect combination in order to suvive…" A Roxas clone hissed.
"And how do you propose to take them?" Ixivio narrowed his eyes.
"We'll eat you of course." The Kiari one said evilly. "We are the Forgotten… we will take your essence and become real…"
"Uh hell no." Ixivio said as they started coming forward….
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Well that's it for this chapter! Please read and review! D.C. smiles innocently.
What's got you so happy?— Fexane asks staring at her clothes.
Axel's Anti-sugar Baked Alaska was so potent that it brought Zombie D to life.
You already maim her yet?—Fexane asks eyes bright.
Not yet… D.C.
Good I'm going to find that hellcat that she sicked on me.
Sweet idea! Let's give her a taste of her own medicine!