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Chapter 11… War…I think.

Axel stood there in the middle of the front lawn, glaring at Kairi who in turn glared at him.

"Where is he?" they said at the same time. "I put him in the lake." "In the wagon."

"Give him back."

"No you first."

"You."

"You."

"You."

"You."

"You."

This continued for several minutes until out of the blue…. Something flew by Kairi and hit Axel in the forehead.

"WTF?" Axel said catching the objectile. It was a frozen marshmallow… frozen by… "Nitrogen?" Axel whispered going pale, when suddenly another him. And another, until it was literally hailing Marshmallows on him.

"AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" Axel screamed as he was hit in the eye with a marshmallow.

"Release the catapults!" Xigbar hollered to the girls that had showed up. The fired the catapults. Coconut macaroons rained down on to the field, by the thousands.

"Charge!" Ixivio shouted to Roxas and Demyx who ran out with paintball guns filled with gobstoppers.

"You! Ouch! Hey! Stoppit already!" Axel yelled at them as he began to torch the sweets.

"Muahahahahahahahhaahahahahhahahahahahahhhaaaa!" the stranger laughed maniacally. She whipped off her cloak and finally revealed her face to be…

Axel stopped torching stuff to stare in horror… "No…" he whispered, his face going pale. "It can't be… I thought that you are still alive… I thought that A— (Have no clue what his Someone's name is) killed you!"

"Unfortunately I am still around… Axel." She said walking towards him.

"Cease your fire!" Ixivio said watching the new fight. I think that this has just gotten interesting.

"You know… when A— set the town ablaze and left me for dead, I was pissed when I found out that I couldn't have my revenge on A—. But fortunately the will he left behind was far much stronger." She stopped in front of the cowering Axel. "Strong enough that a nobody was formed." She took a deep breath and yelled, "Now you Axel, remnant of by brother will die by my hands! Muaahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaaha!" And his apparent sister whipped out a chainsaw and ran after him.

"HELP!" Axel yelled as he ducked and ran.

"Is that who I think it is?" Roxas stood with the others watching the woman hunt Axel down.

"It's his someone's sister." Ixivio said in awe.

"Isn't it beautiful?" Nixta sighed at the sight. "Such family love."

"Right…"

"Please Dehia Don't kill me!"

Axel screamed.

Un beknowest to the onlookers a group had teleported in behind them…

Ixivio sensed some movement behind them and turned to find… "You guys again?"

The Forgotten smiled evilly. "Yes… brother. We only need your genes to complete our spell weaving…"

"Dude who are they?" Roxas asked bringing out Oblivion.

"They are called the Forgotten. They are clones and creations of Vexen."

"Like you Ixivio." The leader hissed.

"So you know my name what's yours?" Ixivio said quickly trying to stall them.

"Kronos that is what the creator called my project."

Time? What could Vexen wanted to name him time for? Ixivio thought before Kronos leapt at him.

The others attacked.

Kronos leapt on to Ixivio, digging his evil fingers into Ixivio's arms, through the flesh, and into the bone. "Ah, this sweet taste." Kronos licked the blood that pumped out of Ixivio's arm.

"Dude, get your slimy tongue off of me!" Ixivio started whacking at him with his fist. He threw Kronos over his shoulder and slammed on him the best he could.

"It's all here… the code… your secrets… Tell me, did you ever realize that you could regenerate if you were badly wounded?"

"GET OUT OF ME!"

Back to Axel.

Dehia had Axel cornered against the castle wall. "Please… don't…" Axel pleaded.

Dehia smiled and turned the chainsaw off. "On one condition."

"What?" Axel flinched.

"Never hate your sister. After all we're family."

Woman, did you escape the loony bin? Seriously. Who runs after people with chainsaws then tells them I love you?

"I didn't say I love you," she said turning back to him. "Just so you know." She winked.

"You read my mind!" Axel yelled.

"Oh, and seriously, you should just give those guys back their sugar."

"Hell no. I'd drink eighteen two liters of Diet Pepsi before I do that."

Dehia, quickly turned around and eighteen bottles of the stuff appeared. "You were saying?"

"No."

"Start drinking brother." She started up the chainsaw again.

Back to the guys.

Roxas beat the crap out of another Forgotten. Which really creeped him out, considering that the clone was one of himself. Dammit Vexen why did you try cloning me?

Ixivio was still trying to get Kronos off of him. He rushed over and began to hack at the monster with his key blade.

"Damn you, you, you parasite!" Ixivio yelled nailing it in the crotch.

Kronos yelped and finally let go. He rolled on the ground and yelled, "To the castle my comrades!" he stood up to find that only a couple of the Forgotten were left. They broke loose for the castle.

"Hey man are you alright?" Roxas steadied Ixivio.

"Yeah."

"Dude. You're not even hurt!"

"Hm?" Ixivio said looking at his wound. "Heh, you're right."

"Yo guys come on! They're in our crib!" Demyx yelled running toward the castle. He ran right into Ixivio's extended arm.

"Demyx. You are no Gangsta. So stop trying to act cool." Ixivio said shaking his head.

"But-"

"Xigbar is more Gangta than you."

"That's not fair! I could be one too!"

"No." Both Roxas and Ixivio said in unison.

Oh and if you're wondering….

"Uh… hello?" Xenmas said from the wagon as it started rolling down hill. "Kairi? Axel? Where'd did you all go? Help!"

"I got you." Sroa stopped it on the beach.

"Thanks. Uh I know you're my mortal enemy but cloud you untie me?"

"Sure…" Sora got an evil look on his face.

…………………………….

Well there you go for now. Sorry if it isn't as funny as my other chapters…. D.C. smiles weakly. I guess my head isn't totally right. D! Give me back my humor!

No! Zombie D. waves the personality in front of D.C.

Come here! D.C. tackles D.

Next chapter? Not quite sure yet but I think Axel's gonna lose it and the Forgotten are up to something. And Marluxia comes over for a visit and Zexion Finally gets back!

P.S. It probably won't be up till after Easter. Sorry ahead of time for the wait.

Also works in progress: Marluxia's Wedding! And the sequel to this. However I think the sequel will be a little more serious. But I will still try to make it funny!

A Little hint: Vexen is coming back in the Sequel.