Thirteen…. I can't believe that I've finally reached chapter 13. It brings a tear to my eye. --D.C. smiles.
Oh you big cry baby. –Dehia (The former Zombie D)
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Yeah, yeah, the usual. You know the drill.—Dehia grumbled.
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Chapter 13 Fiery Doom….?
The flames grew hotter and higher, as they closed in around Roxas and Ixivio. Roxas coughed on the smoke as he repeated, "What?"
"Roxas we have to jump." Ixivio said as he threw a 300,000 Munny vase to break out the window.
"Ixivio are you crazy? It's a thirteen-story drop from here! We'd never make it!"
"Well I'm not dying like this!" he yelled.
"The roofs on fire out there. We'll be burned to a crisp."
"You got a better idea?"
"Yeah it's called let's not kill ourselves."
"Will you two hurry up and decide what we are gonna do or not?" Kronos interrupted their argument.
An evil grin came across Ixivio's face. "I've got it!"
Some rope and several minutes later…Ixivio and Roxas stood on the part of the roof that wasn't on fire. Kronos, Kaira, and Jacis were tied up together next to them.. "Mummmphf!" Kronos mumble through the gag. What he was trying to say was What the hell are you planning you evil jackass?
"So what are we going to now?" Roxas looked at the ground way below them.
"We are going to use them as a sorta landing pad. I've tied those huge tapestries to their back. They are going to parachute down with us right behind them."
"That will never work. We're gonna die and there's nothing we can do about it."
"Roxas! We're no going to die. They might but we aren't."
"How can you say that with such certainty!"
"Because I'm me." Ixivio winked and shoved the forgotten off the roof. And he pulled Roxas with him….
Downstairs with Axel And Demyx…
Demyx was losing. There was no question about it. He was nowhere near Axel power wise, and he should have had an advantage but Axel was totally delirious, from his caffeine high. Damnit! Why me?
"Axel why don't you just knock it off already?" Demyx tried to talk to him.
"Hell no! You just want some damn candy!"
"Please! I'll cut back on the candy and sweets just please stop the fires! You're burning down our joint!"
"Demyx you are no gangsta, so don't even talk like that. Xigbar—" Axel paused a moment.
"Is more gangsta than me I know." Demyx finished. "If I can't be gangsta then what can I be?"
"Uh…. Punk Rocker? A useless bum? The comedy relief?" Axel tries to think.
Suddenly the Kool-Aid guy bursts through the wall. "Oh Yeah!"
"WTF?" Axel stares at him. Dude you just busted my flamin' wall!"
A piece of debris falls on Demyx's head knocking him out.
"HEY! I was fighting with him!" Axel gets pissed. "I was having fun! And you ruined it!" Axel starts chasing the Kool-Aid guy through the castle….
Anyways Roxas and Ixivio were riding down on the Forgotten…
(Oh that sounded sooo wrong.)
"We are so going to die!" Roxas yelled as they basically freefell.
"But you have to admit its fun right?" Ixivio titled Kronos and flew down faster yet. "YAHOO!"
"Rocks!"
"Yeah I know this rocks!"
"No I meant look out for the rocks!"
Ixivio looked down. "Alright! When I reach the count of three jump for the water!"
"What!"
"Three!" Ixivio jumped into the lake. Roxas tried to jump but caught his foot on Jacis' belt. He fell on top of him just as Jacis impacted with a nice sharp pointy rock in his crotch. Jacis cried out and Roxas rolled off his back.
"Sounds like You're having a bad day." Roxas snickered. "Did that big mean rock maim you? Here let me help." Roxas smiled innocently and shoved him off the rock. This time he landed on yet another rock this time however….
"Dude your virginity is so gone…"
Ixivio surfaced dragging Kronos along behind him. He tripped over Sora who was currently out cold on the beach finally in his normal form. Ixivio kicked him. "Hey you alive?"
"Mom five more minutes…" Sora mumbles.
"Oookay. You still alive Roxas?" Ixivio dropped Kronos next to Sora.
"Yeah. Though I really don't know how it's possible. But I am."
"That's cool." Ixivio notices Jacis. "What happened to him?"
"Well…" Roxas steps on him. "He's just having a bad day."
"Ah I see."
"Hey guys." Chibi Xenmas walks up. He's covered in bruises and blood.
"What the hell happened to you?"
"I taught Sora a lesson. And he tried to drown me."
"Aw poor kid. Say how about we go by you some ice cream from that ice cream truck over there?"
"Yay!" Xenmas ran for the truck.
"That is just too scary." Roxas said as the followed at a distance.
"What?" Ixivio started counting his munny.
"Xenmas. Acting like a kid."
"But you have to admit it's sorta cute."
"Yeah well he is the leader of Organization XIII. And that is just not right."
"What is anymore?"
Inside…
Zexion sat up and watched the flames around him come nearer. Just then out of the blue the Kool-Aid guy runs past with Axel close behind. Axel growls, throws a chakram and finally nails the Kool-Aid guy. The kool-aid starts pouring out of him flushing the floor with its sugary goodness, and putting out the fire.
"Nooo! What a crewel world! Why? Why me!" The Kool-Aid guy cries as the kool-aid finally runs out. And he shatters into a million and one pieces.
"Oh Yeah…." Axel hissed in pride.
Well that was… unusual… Zexion thought as Axel turned around. "Hey Axel how's the last few days been?"
"Tiring you?" Axel helps him up off the sticky floor.
"The same old thing. Oh and Axel…"
"Yes?"
"I expect you to clean up your mess."
"What?"
"You heard me. Don't make me have to call your sister back."
Axel gritted his teeth. "Whatever…Emo"
"What did you just call me?" Zexion yelled pulling out his Invisible weapon of the likes that no one has ever seen. "I'll show you emo!"
Anyways the next day…
The organization stood inside their tent circle. They had to sleep in Tents the night before No thanks to Axel. They were still waiting for the news on whether they could stay in the castle or not. Demyx had sustained minor burns and was once again in the hospital. Lexeaus was yet to be found.
"Hey look here comes the guy." Larxene said as he came up.
"Well. The building looks to be in good shape however I did find a Tomahawk lying next to a pile of ash… but all it really needs is a little bit of paint and it should be fine."
"Right… well thank you for coming out here…" Zexion pulled him away from the group.
"Well at least we know what happened to Lexeaus. May he rest in pieces." Xigbar bowed his head.
"Say guys, Let's go play some DDR in the auditorium. As I know it didn't catch fire." Axel offered.
"Sweet!" Ixivio cheered.
"Where!" Axel spun around quickly fires burning in his eyes, his chakrams pulled out.
"Oops. Oh shit! Run!" He screamed and pulled Roxas along, as Axel ran after them.
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Well sorry to say this but it looks like the end for The War Of Sugar. I hope it brought a little humor in to your day. Sorry for all the mistakes, and the periodical blandness.
On a happier note I have started working on the sequel to this!
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Preview for the sequel:
The Forgotten have realized that they still need Vexen. It doesn't help that they killed him but since Kronos has gotten into Ixivio's DNA, he almost achieved full power. The problem for Kronos is his lackeys are Idiots, Xigbar's been doing drive by's, Roxas loves beating them up, Demyx is still trying to become a Gangsta, and Ixivio's got his hands full with a girl who is half-heartless. And Kairi has a little brother?Not to mention Marluxia And Fexane have decided to adopt a kid! And Xenmas is still a kid!
then an evil spriit takes over Kronos and has set out to utterly destroy the timeline.
Will he get to take over the world or not?
Really? You already think no?
I MIGHT CHANGE THE TITLE. HAVE NOT DECIDED YET. But I guess it is a little late for that… but oh well. Who cares!
Hoping for randomness but who knows the out come.