I, piie-chan, (Becky that is), do not own Naruto! Although, it is rather awesome and I would LIKE to own it... I'd have to be some rich snob who would buy it off them and finish it off with some kind of evil laugh while... owning Naruto I guess! Heehee I digress, I do apologize!


Sakura closed the door behind her, "Now, where could yela-kun be?" she sighed. She remembered Naruto had told her that he'd lost him when he was clearing up, and knowing Naruto, he'd most likely throw anything dirty away!

Fortunately she spotted the bin bags waiting on the curb, ready to be taken away. Thank God! she praised as she ran over to them and began to filter through the masses of rubbish.

After a good 20 minutes of searching... YES! she pulled out a tattered, smelly, yellow lion from the depth of the rubbish bag and inspected it. It was coated in dirt and stank like a sewer. I'm going to have to take this to be cleaned!

So, off Sakura went to the dry cleaners...

Meanwhile...

I wonder how Naruto's doing now...Kakashi began rounding the corner to Naruto's address. I just hope that Sasuke and Sakura haven't left him on the side of the road or something as pay back for making them worry so much! He chuckled. Anyway, as soon as Naruto gets this medicine Tsunade prescribed earlier, he should be as aright as rain! He scanned the bottle, there were some ingredients he'd never even heard of, he opened it and took a sniff. Smells kind of like camomile, must be something to get him to sleep I guess. Ugh... oh dear! I feel a bit woozy now, maybe I shouldn't have smelt it! He took a closer look at the label, INSTANT ACTION SEDATIVE. USE WITH CARE. That really should be a bit bolder! He waved his before his eyes, and after finding himself pretty much awake, he carried on. Woops! Thank god that didn't knock me out!

He walked up to the building and began climbing the numerous stairs, he was about to knock on the door when he realised it was already unlocked. Well if he's already asleep then I'll just leave it on the bedside table or something. He slowly and quietly opened the door and peered inside. It was pretty much silent, all that could be heard was the occasional soft, sleepy sigh. Good, asleep. He thought slightly relieved.

He walked through the flat and reached Naruto's bedroom, the door was slightly ajar and he caught a glimpse of the blonde boy fast asleep in his bed. Quietly does it. He very gently pushed the door open, to see not just one figure in the bed, but two!

O.o'

Kakashi stood there for a few minutes, his mouth wide open, his eyes refusing to believe what he saw before him. Naruto had his arm wrapped around the waist of Sasuke, who was also fast asleep. Sasuke had his legs entwined with Naruto's. Their faces were only two inches apart, they were both blushing slightly as well as murmuring in their sleep.

W...What in GOD'S NAME...? Kakashi couldn't move, he didn't dare. He wondered vaguely if if was a cruel trick of Sakura's. B-but Sakura likes Sasuke! She... she wouldn't force them to... to...Kakashi shuddered. He began to feel slightly sick.

He put the bottle he had been holding on the floor, carefully pulled the door to, and backed away slowly, trying not to make a sound as he left the flat. He closed the front door behind him and stared at it. You know what? I'm not even gonna askThen he hastily left, withdrawing his usual book to try his best at flushing away the image that would most likely haunt him for years to come.

Back to Sakura...

She drummed her fingertips on the table as she waited for the machine to stop spinning the plush toy round and round, ridding it of all the dirt and grime it had obviously been collecting for years.

Finally, the machine stopped rumbling and there was a soft ding as the door popped open, revealing a much brighter, cleaner looking yellow lion. She handed some yen in at the desk and hastily left for Naruto's flat again.

Hopefully he should be alright tomorrow after a good nights sleep. I'll give him a lie in and make sure nobody disturbs him in the morning. She hurried towards Naruto's building, climbed the stairs and pushed open the door, clutching the very clean plush toy to her breast. Closing the door behind her, she made her way through the furniture and masses of 'instant ramen' packets. She opened Naruto's bedroom door proudly presenting yela-kun. "Sasuke?" She whispered softly.

"SASUKE!!"

Sasuke's eyes snapped open as he sat up. Naruto groaned and pulled him closer by the waist. Sasuke's eyes darted frantically from Sakura to Naruto, his face grew red and he twiddled his thumbs as he racked his brains for a reasonable excuse.

"Erm... Sakura... this isn't what it looks like! I... um... well I fell asleep and..." he stammered.

Sakura's expression was a mixture of shock, confusion and pure anger. "What in the HELL are you DOING?!" her voice was barely a whisper, but it was terrifying all the same.

"He just... he rolled over and... I didn't want to wake him up!" He looked like a rabbit about to be hit by a bus. If Sakura told anyone about this, he was doomed. And knowing her, she would most likely blackmail him into going on a date with her!

Sakura gave him the most dirty look ever seen and was about to scream at him some more before something caught her eye. "What's this?" she picked up the small green bottle.

"I don't know" Saved! for the moment at least... Sasuke thanked god for the curious bottle, how ever it got there "It wasn't here when I fell asleep!"

She inspected it carefully before removing the lid and peering at the contents. "Looks like some sort of medicine. Smells like camomile!" She inhaled the scent deeply before replacing the lid taking another look at the label. Suddenly her eyes became wide with horror.

"What's wrong?" Sasuke quizzed. Sakura threw the bottle at him, which he swiftly caught. He scanned the label before finding a very small warning sign imprinted right at the bottom. INSTANT ACTION SEDATIVE. USE WITH CARE. He looked up, only to see that Sakura had fallen face first on top of the bottom half of Naruto. Sasuke was stunned. He looked again at the tiny writing, Effective for up to six hours with one teaspoon dosage. If inhaled, effective for up to two hours.

Well! He thought, Two hours of no mention of this! Thank you strange bottle of sedative! Hesmiled slightly I guess today is just my lucky day! Maybe, with a little hypnosis of my own, I can make Sakura forget about what she saw!

He slid back into a comfortable position and sighed happily, but for the moment, I think I'll catch up on some sleep too...

Again, the Uchiha closed his eyes and sank into a deep sleep, with Naruto still clutching at his waist.


LOL! I enjoyed writing this chapter! XD

SO SWEET!

I feel bad for Kakashi though, having to see all that... but Sakura got her comeuppance! Not that I don't like her! Just I feel she clings to Sasuke too much!

but yes

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