Hey sorry this took so long, stupid coursework! Anyway, I do not own Naruto blah blah blah! Please enjoy and review with what you think!
It was close to midnight and Tsunade was rummaging through various bottles and vials, all of which containing liquids of mysterious and eerie colours. Finally she found the two bottles she was looking for, one labelled "forget me not", the other "the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth". She rolled her eyes at the cheesy labels, who ever came up with these names these must have had a LOT of time on their hands! She removed the corks from the necks and retrieved a clean beaker from a shelf, she inspected the labels and was about to begin mixing them together when Shizune entered. Tsunade jumped and shot a terrible glare right in her direction. Shizune shuddered, Tsunade was very scary sometimes.
Shaking off the nasty look she had just received she stepped towards the desk and peered and the two bottles. "What are you doing?" she asked curiously.
"Oh this? I'm combining a memory repressing potion with some truth serum!" she said simply, continuing with her experiment.
"Are those even legal? I mean, this theroom for restricted chemicals! And further more, your mixing them? You could kill someone with that!" Shizune exclaimed, pointing at the beaker. The two liquids, once blue and red, were beginning to churn and form a disgusting purple colour. Shizune's expression of shock soon turned to disgust as the concoction began to bubble.
Tsunade shrugged and proceeded, ignoring Shizune's outburst. "I'm Hokage, I feel this is my duty... to see if this works or not!" she smiled like a child, then stuck her tongue out in concentration as she added more of the blue liquid, the solution slowly turning black.
Shizune looked at the bottle in the Hokage's hand labelled"forget me not" and scratched her head, "So, what's this stuff made out of?"
"Forget me nots of course!" Tsunade replied, carefully stirring the black liquid.
"Really? I didn't know 'forget me nots' actually made you forget! But surely wouldn't more people know about it? I mean, if somebody ate one by mistake, wouldn't that cause some problems?" she enquired, sniffing the contents of the bottle.
"Not really no! I mean, they just wouldn't remember eating it would they?" Tsunade said simply.
Shizune shrugged, deciding not to question her superior's philosophy.
There was a knock at the door and Tsunade hurriedly tidied away the bottles and added a new label to the beaker, "Memory-repress" so as to disguise it as simply a herbal remedy and not an illegal made up truth serum.
The door opened to reveal Kakashi, looking rather sheepish and embarrassed.
"Come in! Come in!" Tsunade chirped and gestured at the empty seat in front of her.
He did as he was told and stared at the nasty looking beaker of black liquid on the table. He frowned in the disgust, Tsunade smiled, then asked Shizune to leave the room.
"Right," she turned on the silver haired jounin "what I have hear is a special remedy to get rid of any unwanted memories! Now, you are going to drink this, it might knock you out for a few seconds, but you'll be fine, and then all the nightmares will be... washed away!" she handed him the beaker.
Kakashi nodded, took the glass beaker and inspected it for a few moments before hesitantly raising it to his lips. He opened his mouth, held his breath, and let the pungent liquid slide down his throat. He downed it in one and slapped the beaker back down on the desk, his face contorted as he began wretch in disgust.
Then, instantly, he fell off his chair and onto the floor with a loud crash. He wasn't moving or breathing as far as Tsunade could tell. She quickly leapt down beside him, turned him onto his back and looked him over. She thanked god as she found he was breathing and beginning to regain consciousness, it was very risky mixing the two remedies, but hey! What's the fun in that?
Kakashi moaned as he sat up. His bottom lip trembled and he clutched his knee.
"I HURTED MA KNEEE!" he cried and sniffled loudly. Fat blobs of tears began to roll down his cheek and he rubbed his apparently bruised knee tenderly. He must have landed on it when he fell off his chair.
Tsunade looked in disbelief as the twenty six year old ninja wailed and cried.
"Could... could you kiss it for me?" he said, sniffing even louder, wiping his runny nose on his sleeve. His voice was higher in pitch and squeaked slightly.
"Err... K-Kakashi...h-how... how old are you?" she stammered, Oh no, she thought beginning to panic, Oh no no! this can't be happening!
Kakashi concentrated and counted slowly on the palm of his hand, he held up his hands to reveal four fingers. "Four" he exclaimed happily, obviously overcoming his... injury.
Tsunade slapped her forehead in frustration and horror. I've... I've turned him into... a CHILD! Me, the HOKAGE, has poisoned one of her finest ninjas, and made him think he is FOUR!
"What's wrong Granny?" Kakashi said inquisitively, tugging on her sleeve.
Immediately Tsunade slapped him in the face and gave him an angry look. "I am NOT your GRANNY!" she snapped.
Kakashi's bottom lip began to tremble for the second time, but this time he broke out into full on tears. Tsunade's mouth dropped as Kakashi wailed and screamed. She would shout at anyone for calling her 'Granny', but then she realised that she had just hit a four year old child, sheerly out of habit. (Well, mentally four anyway!)
She put a hand gently on his shoulder and apologized. "Sorry...Kakashi, I ...didn't mean it!". He smiled slightly and jumped on her, giving her a big wet, slightly snotty, hug. She was nearly crushed under the twenty-six year old man's weight when she prised his arms away from her.
"Now, just what am I going to do with you?" she sighed. It was her fault, she admitted it. But she needed to find a way to get him back to normal. She racked her brain for a solution while Kakashi hugged at her waist giggling, his head buried in her cleavage. She was about to hit him for a second time, but stopped herself, she didn't want him crying again.
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Naruto opened his eyes, and blinked. Daylight streamed through the windows and the alarm sounded, it was 7.00am. He yawned and stretched as he got up and made his way into the kitchen, breakfast! He picked up a bottle of milk, drained it quickly then went to boil the kettle. As the water was left to heat, he searched his cupboards for some ramen. He needed to go shopping later, but he had made sure he had one pot for breakfast and another for lunch. That meant he should have two cups of ramen. He found none.
He stood their in a state of shock. No... ramen? Then suddenly he vaguely remembered hearing Sasuke and Sakura's voices in the middle of the night. Had they sneaked into his house and stolen his food? He ran back into his bedroom to find a pair of feet sticking out from underneath his duvet cover, slowly and carefully he lifted it off the sleeping intruder.
"SAKURA-CHAN?"
Sakura looked up to find a shocked Naruto standing over her, he was very red in the face.
Then Sasuke entered the room bearing three shopping bags. "What's going on here?" he asked casually.
"WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING IN MY HOUSE?" he screamed.
"I went and got breakfast!" Sasuke exclaimed setting the bags of food on the floor.
"Sasuke, I don't think he can remember anything!" Sakura said, getting to her feet, ignoring her blonde and very confused friend.
"REMEMBER WHAT?" he continued yelling.
Hope you enjoyed this chapter, don't worry there is still more to follow, I'm thinking another two or three chapters.
Probably tomorrow I will be posting a new story. PLEASE READ AND REVIEW IT! I promise it won't stop me from writing this one, it's just I though of the idea the other day and I wanna know what you all think. I will post the first chapter and I will only continue it, based on the number of reviews its receives in the first week! It's gonna contain my very first original character so please me nice lol!
The next chapter will be up in a few days, so much art c/w to do XS
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