Plan 2.

I was asleep on my desk, again. When something or someone suddenly hits me on my head. I looked up and smiled into the eyes of my godfather.

"Taking you're job seriously I see." He says grinning.

"Hey Padfoot, where's moony?" I ask looking around as if I think he's going to pop out somewhere.

"He's fighting with the coffee machine. Why they want a muggle coffee machine in the ministry of magic I will never know. So how are things?" He asks.

"Stressful." I mutter grinning.

"Work?" he suggests.

"No." I say.

"Home?" He suggests again.

"No." I say again.

"Love life?" he suggests.

"You could say that." I mumble. I snigger as moony comes in, drenched in coffee. Sirius turns and laughs out load.

"Yeah I did want it in a cup. But I suppose I could suck it of you." He says smirking.

"I didn't hear that." I joke. Remus dries his top with his wand and sits down next to Sirius.

"Have you broken up with that Malfoy guy?" Sirius asks.

"What? He's broken up with Draco?" Remus asks looking at Sirius then to me. "You've broken up with Draco."

"I haven't broken up with Draco." I mutter. Getting annoyed. "I want to propose to him. Not break up with him."

"You want to…what?" Sirius asks looking confused.

"He wants to take the next step." Remus says grinning.

"Yeah." I mumble.

"The why are you so down?" Sirius asks.

"I want to make it special. How did you propose?" I ask leaning on my arm. And looking up at Sirius and Remus

"He was drunk." Remus mutters. Sirius looks wide-eyed at Remus. "What? You were."

"I was elegantly drunk." Sirius insists. Remus snorts.

"Yeah right. You ate too much chocolate from honey dukes barfed it all back up. Flirted with a lamppost and fell in the gutter." Remus says smirking. Sirius gives his husband death glares and then looks back to me.

"Fine, I was drunk. (Remus coughs and smirks at Sirius.) Fine very drunk. But it was a romantic drunk message." Sirius mutters. "It wasn't just an old drunk proposing to you."

"It wasn't? Bloody hell I've been married to the wrong man for 4 years!" Remus jokes and smirks.

"So how did he do it?" I ask Remus.

"He stood on the table, fell of it twice mind you, before shouting it to everyone that he was going to propose and we should all shut up." Remus began.

"Where were you?" I interrupt.

"Yeah Sirius, where were we?" Remus asks raising his eyebrows.

"The Leaky cauldron." Sirius mutters and I chuckle shaking my head.

"I'm surprised Madam Rosetta didn't throw you out." I laugh.

"She did." Remus looks at Sirius and sighs. "Twice."

"Twice?" I repeat.

"Sirius went back in and told them they shouldn't be talking so loudly because they will bother people." Remus mutters laughing. "Then while Sirius skipped down Hogsmede. Literally shouting "I LOVE REMUS!!" he turned knocked me over and proposed after he'd fallen on top of me."


"And you said yes?" I ask raising my eyebrows.

"Yeah. I guess I did." He smiles. We both look at Sirius who is poking as small object on my desk. Before I can explain what it is, it explodes all over Sirius leaving him mortified and covered in blue goo.

"Ever wonder why?" I mutter smirking and flicking blue goo of my suit.

"Wonder what?" Remus asks picking the goo out his hair.

"Why you said yes." I mutter.

Remus looks at Sirius and smiles. "Everyday." He says and we both sit there in laughter.


"I need to go. I promised to meet Draco." I mutter getting up.

"Ok. Well good luck with the proposing." Sirius adds with a wink.

"Harry how you getting home?" Remus asks. Muttering a cleaning charm and getting the blue goo to vanish.

"Apparation?" Sirius asks with raised eyebrows.

"I would rather swin throught cement." I mutter.

"Fine then. Floo?" Sirius guesses again.

"Bad experience of Floo." I mutter. Remus and Sirius look at each other with raised eyebrows then look back at me. "Never again."

"Still got you bike?" Remus asks.

"He better have. I wanted that myself." Sirius yells jokily.

"Yes Padfoot I still have it. But it's having work done on it." I mutter rolling my eyes.

"So how are you actually getting home?" Remus asks looking worried.

"The way every wizard should get around." I mutter grinning. They look at me with confused faces. "The bus."

Sirius snorts. "I see the golden boy travels in style." He laughs.

"Of course. But I'm travelling home to the most hottest guy in the world." I mutter grinning.

"To much information, just go." Sirius mutters laughing.


I sit on the bus home smiling to myself happily. The bus is cold as winter was drawing in. the windows of the bus are steaming up as everyone's warm breath cocoons the bus. I look around at the silent travellers. There's an old woman sitting at the front of the bus with her handbag smarty on her lap. A businessman speaking loudly into his mobile phone looking very stressed. A young couple enjoying an intimate moment at the back of the bus. And finally a young girl sat on her mothers lap drawing on the steamed up window. And suddenly, I have another idea.


I let myself into the flat and I see Draco standing by the kitchen counter in his apron with the muscular body printed on it. He's stooped over the counter and every so often he flicks his blonde hair out of his eyes. I stand there for a while and smile at my boyfriend slaving away in the kitchen.


"You don't have to just stand there." Draco muttered dreamily and I jump at the sound of his voice. He turns around sexily and winks.

"Good day at work?" He asks going back to his cooking. I walk behind him and wrap my arms around his chest pulling him into my chest.

"Yes dear. I had a lovely day. How was yours?" I say sarcastically. I see him smirk. "Honestly were turning into an old married couple."

"You say that as if it's a bad thing." I hear him mutter. I look over his shoulder and see him pout. I kiss his neck softly.

"Never a bad thing." I mutter kissing his neck again. Then something catches my eye. "You made me a cake!" I yell happily.

"I was bored." He mutters defensively as if it's illegal to bake cakes if you're a wizard. Or a man.

"But you made me a cake!" I yell happily again.

"Yes, I think we've established I made you a cake." He says laughing happily.

I pull him tighter into my chest and he chuckled slightly.

"I love you." I whisper. He looks up into my eyes and smiles.

"If this is the reaction every time I make you a cake, I'm definitely doing it more often." Draco mutters and I laugh softly.

"No ones ever made me a cake." I mumble.

"Well now they have. So lets eat it." Draco says smiling.


He uncurls himself from my grasp and goes to the kitchen while I take the cake and sit down on the sofa kicking my shoes off and taking my tie of in the process.

Draco comes into the living room with a smug look on his face and holding a fork.

"You look like you're planning to kill me." I laugh. He chuckles slightly as he flops down onto the sofa next to me.

"Dahm! you know my secret." He says smirking.

"And what would that be?" I ask raising my eyebrows.

"To kill you and get all your money." He says with a shrug. I hit him playfully in the chest and he laughs.

"We only have one fork." Draco announces and I smirk.

"I guess your going to have to feed me then." I mutter huskily. He smirks and kissed me seductively before getting out his wand and muttering a spell. And suddenly it's all dark.


"Draco? Why have you put a blindfold on me?" I ask pouting.

"Are you pouting?" I hear Draco say I can hear the amusement in his voice.

"I might be." I mumble blushing. I suddenly feel Draco's lips on mine. I can taste the chocolate around his lips. And I pull him closer. After a while he pulls away and I smile.

"You better not be eating all the cake." I mutter laughing. Before I get to say anything else something else is in my mouth. (No not that. You and your dirty minds!)

"Why are you feeding me cherries?" I say while eating.

"You know it's very rude to talk with your mouth open." I hear Draco say and I laugh and stick out my tongue. Bad I idea.

"No Draco, not squirty cream! No." I shriek. And yank of my blindfold and tackle i'm before he can squeeze anymore.

"Do you not like squirty cream?" Draco asks smirking.

"You know id don't. And you know why?" I smirk still kneeling on top of him.

"Because every time we have mind blowing sex?" Draco suggests.

"No………..well yes…….but you always make a mess." I snap.

"You are such an old woman." Draco mutters smirking. He suddenly puts on a voice. "Oh we can't have anymore fun dear we might make the house dirty."

"I am not like that." I snap and he smirks up at me. "Prove it!"

I can feel the tips of the cake on my fingers and I grasp a handful and shove it on his face.

"Proven my point?" I ask looking down at Draco with a chocolate covered face. I can help but laugh.

"Yes." He mutters. I cover his mouth with my hand.

"Don't talk with your mouth full its rude. Remember." I say before climbing of him.


The morning after!

My plans all set. Although maybe getting up at 5am was not a good idea. I listen as I hear Draco getting up. He comes into the living room stretching his arms above his head.

"Morning." He mumbles. I watch him as he walks into the kitchen and look at the clock.

"Shit." He mutters. "SHIT!!!" he yells. Running back into the bedroom.

"What? Draco's what's wrong." I ask desperately.

"I was supposed to be in a meeting half and hour ago. Fuck! Why didn't you wake me up!!" he yells scrambling around looking for something decent.

"Wait a second. How can you have a meeting you work from home?" I ask.

"An art gallery wants to take on some of my photographs for a new collection. Shit I completely forgot!" he snaps looking for some shoes.

"Under the bed." I mutter. "Wait as second why didn't you tell me all of this?"

Draco's head pops up from under the bed. "I completely forgot. I'm so sorry"

"It's ok." I mumble a little hurt.

I watch as Draco dashes around the flat half dressed. Then I remember my idea. My stupid idea. Btu it still could work.

"Are you not going to have a shower?" I ask as he sits next to me. He looks around and I look into his worried face. "Stop worrying. You can always use the time turner."

"I'm not using a time turner. You know what happened last time!" Draco whines. I pull him into my grasp.

"Just stop worrying. There's bad traffic today anyway. You'll probably get there before them if you apparate." I mutter. He doesn't say a word. Just sits there and drinks his coffee.

"Are you going to have a shower?" I ask again.

"Are you saying I smell?" He shouts jokily. I nod my head. And he hits me with a cushion. "I don't smell!"

"Ok fine. But you need to brush you're teeth." I suggest.

"Now you're saying I have bad breath!" He shouts.

"No i'm not." I insist. How can I get him to go to the bathroom?

"Why cant you just spill the coffee!!" I yell in my head. And then he does. And I stare mortified.

"Shit, shit!!" Draco's screaming.

"Is it hot!" I yell worriedly trying to try it off.

"No!" he yells.

"Then what is it??" I ask.

"This is my only shirt!" he whines. I can't help but laugh.

"Its not fucking funny!!" he cries. "What am I going to do?"

"Just go to the bathroom and clean up. I'll take care of the shirt." I mutter smiling.

"Actually don't worry." He announces.

"What?" I say and stop smiling.

And then he just mutters and cleaning charm and he's spotless. "There we are." He says triumphantly. "Bye" and with that he kisses me on the cheek and leaves.


"You had to just leave." I mutter to myself.

"I don't need a shower. I can just do a cleaning charm!" I mock Draco to myself as I pace around the room.

"I'm not going to have a shower today because I know he's trying to propose!" I mock again as I'm kicking the cushions of the sofa.

"I want to do something different!" I yell. "I have to be difficult."

I open the door and bang my head against the wall.

"Stupid stupid stupid."

I look at the steamed up mirror and the words written into it.

Marry me?

"Why do I bother?" I mutter to my reflection.