A/N: Okay, Kevi and Joey are up first this time. And the Moe starts now. this chapter is one of the reason's it's rated T (Slight sexual reference. Nothing major. Joe just says something about his purity vow.)


Joe sprawled on the floor of the windowless room he and Kevin were locked in. "Kevin"
"Yeah?"
"I like Miley" Joe said, sitting up.
"Joe, your 18 and she's 15" Kevin looked horrified. Joe pushed him.
"I didn't say i was going to break my purity vow with her, Kevin" Joe said, knowing full well thats what had run threw Kevin's head.
"Pervert"
"thanks"
"For calling you a perve?"
"No, for standing up for me back there"
"Joe, you're my younger brother, and you always will be. I don't want you getting hurt." Kevin pushed Joe, knocking him over.
"Kevin, every time you don't want me to get hurt, you hurt me" Joe pointed out. "first you slam me into a wall, then you knock me over, Kevin, you're dangerous."


Nick stood infront of a crowd of people: fans, papperazzi, media, the odd OJD sufferer.
"um, well, you are all probably wondering were Kevin and Joe are, and I can honestly tell you,we believe they've been kidnapped. And we need your help to find them." Nick said "and now, Hannah Montana with another surprise annoucement. This one is actually more shocking then the fact that Kevin and Joe have done a vanishing act" Nick said dramaticly.
Miley, dressed as her alter ego, walked up next to Nick.
"I have talked to members of the Jonas family, as well as my dad, and we have decided that it's in Joe and Kevin's best intrest that I reveal a secret that i have had for 3 years now. Hannah Montana is an alias. My real name is actually Miley Stewart. I lied because i wanted to keep my life the way it was, but also be famous." She pulled the wig off.
Whispers coursed through the crowd. Hannah had lied to them.
"I have decided to tell because it will be easier to find Joe and Kevin, but also because I love Joe and would want to date him as Miley and not Hannah."
A reporter spoke up "What would you tell Joe if he was standing here and could hear you. ?"


a/n: Cliffie.thank you for reviewing. I don't own this. just remember that. I only own any one you don't recognize.