Thanks for the reviews!
Chapter Two-
Everybody stood still watching the horrific scene unfold dramatically, except Harriet who was devouring the McDonald's happy meal lying on the floor. She disturbingly stuffed 17 chicken nuggets into her ugly fat mouth every nano second. Sable, not realizing this would be the most stupid moment to propose, proposed to Nook the 647,852,493rd time, which Nook completely ignored. Meanwhile Timmy put his hands over his mouth in terror, seeing the health inspector dead on the floor, Mabel was standing around innocently watching a butterfly through the window, so innocent-looking that I the author is not sure that she killed the inspector, and Bob was back again trying to eat a rusty pipe.
"Oh god," said Tom Nook in terror, "HOT POTATO!"
He threw the lethal weapons into the air. Harriet, who had eating the whole happy meal including the toy and box, jumped up an ate them. "EWW!" she said as she vomited them on Tommy.
The impact of the vomit, drool, and spit made Tommy crash to the floor, making his stone body parts fly everywhere. One flew out a window and nearly killed Poncho. "Ahh! Flying stone body part things falling from the sky!" he screamed running toward the police station.
The lethal weapons flew into the air again and Mabel got them. "Timmy, HAVE A HAPPY FREAKING BIRTHDAY!" she said as she handed them to Timmy.
"It's not my birthday, AND I SAID I WANTED A PONY!" he cried as he threw them up into the air AGAIN. They landed on the health inspector. Now since he was a whale blood squirted up from his nozzle, with such sickening force that they...Oh do I really need to say it? They went up in the air...ONCE AGAIN...and Sable caught them. She thought this would make a simply delightful 647,852,493 proposal gift, and gave it back to Nook.
Well, this process went on for a three hours until Mabel gave them to Bob. "ARE YOU MAD?! YOU KNOW HOW...UN-STABLE...BOB IS!" said Tom Nook snatching them from Bob. Suddenly, Copper and Booger- I mean Booker entered the scene.
"A concerned resident said that there was a pretty mean looking shovel around here..." he said as he looked around. Poncho and Booker were behind him. They saw the random shovel on the wall first. They gasped, they peed themselves, crapped themselves, peed themselves again, then started screaming like terrified 3-year-olds, and ran away. Cooper merely flinched at the appearance of the gangsta-looking shovel, then grabbed it and started hitting it at the wall.
"SPEAK YOU SHOVEL, SPEAK! WE KNOW YOU STOLE THE NEWEST EDITION OF TORTIMER'S 'HOW TO FART' VIDEO, WHEN IT WASN'T EVEN RELEASED INTO THEATERS!" he yelled. Everybody stared at him, even the dead health inspector did somehow. Timmy slowly grabbed the shovel and threw it out the window. "Ahh! My butt-cheek!" moaned Poncho from outside, "The shovel is stuck in my butt-cheek!"
"I'll call 911!" said Booker as he took out his hot-pink cell-phone with stickers of potatoes in bikinis. A few minutes later a ambulance appeared, and Poncho was saying his last words to his neighbors, and-
"WHAT THE CRAP?!" asked Timmy, rudely interrupting the supremely superb narrator, "HOW CAN A SHOVEL FIT INTO SOMONE'S BUT CHEEK?! I HEARD OF BUTT CRACK, BUT A CHEEK?! OH COME ON!"
A couple minutes later after the absurd butt-crack-
"Butt cheek!"
WHATEVER! A couple minutes later after the absurd BUTT-CHEEK incident, Copper directed his attention to the situation happening in the actual plot of the story...
"Hmm..." he said looking around. "So, it seems Timmy put on a dress causing the health inspector to explode..." Mabel looked at him in shock for a moment, then yelled angrily "NO! TOM NOOK KILLED THE HEALTH INSPECTOR! SEE ALL THE LETHAL WEAPONS I GAVE HIM- I MEAN HE STOLE FROM ME- No, I MEAN HE ORDERED OFF why would have lethal-"
"Oh! So looks like I'll have to arrest Tom Nook..." said Copper. Timmy gasped. "No, it was Mabel! Her innocent looking butter-fly staring method is utter baloney!"
"NO IT ISN'T!"
"YES IT IS!"
"YOUR MOM!"
"YOUR MOM IN A CAN!"
"YOUR MOM IN A CAN OF MEOW MIX!"
Timmy gasped again, and knelled down to floor and started crying.
"That was harsh."
"Seriously Mabel, it was."
"You should really apologize."
"Yea."
"WHATEVER! CAN WE GO BACK TO THE PLOT?!" she screamed. Copper was about to book Nook ( That rhymed! ), but Tom Nook dropped the weapons and ran outside. Timmy followed picking up his twin's stone body parts and putting them into a Easter basket. Sable, Harriet, Mabel, and Copper followed too.
"Where will we go?" asked Timmy to his uncle worriedly.
"I don't know Timmy, I don't know. Maybe McDonald's to cure Tommy..."
So, screaming for their lives, they ran unto McDonald's, not knowing what horrors await them at the fast-food joint...