Chapter Three

After a half an hour running around like a mad man, Tom Nook finally realized there was no freaking McDonald's in Animal Crossing. "Crap!" he yelled, "They include a Coffee Shop that has completely no purpose other than drinking something that a deranged pigeon supposedly pees in and a naked dog who comes every Saturday night singing like a cat getting burned in lava!"

Timmy gasped and dropped to his knees, letting the Easter basket filled with his twin's stone body parts spill all over the grass. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" asked Nook as he frantically put the body parts back into the basket, "WE HAVE NO TIME TO DRAMATICALLY FALL TO OUR KNEES! THEY COULD SPOT US ANY MINUTE AND PUT US IN JAIL, OR EVEN WORSE...MAKE US WATCH RE-RUNS OF MY GYM PARTNER IS A MONKEY! OH THE HORROR!" he cried.

"But...Uncle Nook...the coffee shop..." Timmy said, trembling all over trying to get up, "I DRINK AT THAT PLACE EVERY MORNING!"

Tom Nook froze and looked slowly at Timmy. "I...don't know you anymore..." he spat in disgust. "Only humans go to that...place, if you could call it a place, I would call it American Idol Rewind, but now we are drifting into parallel universe filled with hot dogs and tooth paste-"

"WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!" asked Timmy loudly.

"...I really have no idea..." Tom Nook was staring out in space.

"...This story is really getting weird..."

Suddenly, some shouts were heard from the distance. "COME BACK! COME BACK!" yelled Copper, "WE NEED TO ARREST YOU EVEN TOUGH WE HAVE NO EVIDENCE!"

"YES NOOK, PLEASE COME BACK! I NEED TO PROPOSE TO YOU...AGAIN!" cried Sable.

"FAT OLD RACCOON TURD, I NEED MY WEAPONS BACK SO I CAN MURDER YOU!" shrieked Mabel.

"WHY WOULD I COME BACK IF YOU ALL ARE GOING TO ARREST ME, MURDER ME, AND STALK ME? DO YOU PEOPLE REALLY BELIEVE I AM THAT RETARDED?!"

"Well, actually Uncle Nook, they are animals, not people-"

"DO I LOOK LIKE I REALLY CARE?! UGH! IS THERE ANY WAY OUT OF THIS FREAKING GAME?!" he screamed.

In the real world...

Random Teenage Boy: Hmm...I'm bored. To occupy my boyish teenage mind, I will have to destroy something .

Random Teenage Boy notices random little brother's DS on table.

Random Teenage Boy: Aha! This will occupy me!

Random Teenage Boy breaks DS in half. Game was still on. Random little brother comes running in room, crying and yelling that he just completed the museum five minutes ago than had to pee. Random Teenage Boy does not care, but suddenly...

"WHERE THE HECK AM I?!"

Dun dun dun duuuuuuun...