Unprettier
Teyashi: And I'm back. The score right now is…
Yes: 5
No: 0
…so continue to vote. You can vote once per chapter. The first person who can guess the link between the story and the title gets their vote for the chapter counted triple! Here's your additional clue: Tigers Never Apply. As for the "Bucking Bronco," comment last chapter, that's sexual innuendo. (Look in reviews for reason.) But now…
Sasuke: Teyashi doesn't own Naruto. If he did, this wouldn't just be fan fiction.
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In the Hokage's office, Kiba P.O.V.
Me and Shikamaru were standing in the Hokage's office, waiting for our third member to our group for the mission. Three is way too much. With Shika's brain and my strength and speed, anything extra is just that: extra. Apparently, arriving early was my big mistake. Then she walked in. Hot damn! I'd expected some mousy girl but this Ranmaru had that 'I know you're staring, but if you are when I get to you, I'll slap the taste out of your mouth' air about her. Time for the checklist. Nice chest: Check, Hourglass figure: Check, Broad hips: Check, Long legs: Check…
Un P.O.V.ed
As Tayuya walked up near Kiba, she smacked him forward to face the Hokage. 'Strong right arm: Check.' Tsunade took one quick look over the squad. 'This'll end up weird.' "Anyway, we've had reports of Sound activity in the east forest of the village. Your job is to figure out what it is and eliminate all Sound forces you encounter. Is that clear?" Tsunade said.
"Yes, Hokage-sama." They responded in unison."
"Alright, dismissed."
As they walked off, Kiba lagged behind a bit. 'Perfect ass: Double check.'
At the Village Gates
Shikamaru and Kiba were there waiting for Tayuya A.K.A. Ranmaru. "Hey, Shika. What do you think of that Ranmaru girl?" Kiba asked.
"What do you mean Kiba?" Shikamaru asked.
"Dude, you would have to be blind and stupid not to see that she's hot!"
"Kiba, get you mind on the mission and out of her pants. She's still of higher rank than you."
"Why am I on a mission with two chunin anyway?"
"Maybe to see if you can keep up. This could be a big promotion opportunity."
"Alright ladies, let's get moving," Tayuya said as she walked up. With this, the team left for the east forest.
Some where between Point A and Point B
They had been walking for about three and a half hours and were still only about halfway there. "Alright," Tayuya, sorry, Ranmaru started, "just how fucking big is this piece of shit?"
'Colorful vocabulary: Check' Kiba thought.
"Don't ask me but we have more important things to worry about." Shikamaru stated.
"What, dog hair from the mutt here?" Tayuya asked.
"Aw, you know you just want to cuddle up with me." Kiba said, smirking.
"No, I mean the Sound nin approaching from our left," Shikamaru corrected just before Tayuya began to beat the holy high hell out of Kiba. Now, she had something better to beat up.
Sound ninja poured out of the thicket like hornets from a dislodged hive and the fastest one out of the gate got a left hook from Tayuya as a reward. "Gatsuga!" Kiba cried as he and Akamaru spun at about F-3 speeds and cut a swath through the Sound Nin. Shikamaru, even with all his vaunted genius, just took out two kunai and started slashing. So this is how the battle continued for a while, Kiba clawing on all fours, Tayuya beating down, and Shikamaru cutting thoughts out as he had no time to think of something with more finesse.
Our favorite red-headed spitfire had just superkicked an enemy's teeth through the back of his head when she noticed one of them trying to sneak up on Shikamaru. She grabbed over his arms at his wrists, pivoted a full 180 (Leaving her facing up and him facing down between her shoulder blades), and dropped onto her back. Standing up, she saw the assailants begin to flee. "Yeah, you better run you stupid bitches!" Tayuya shouted after them, giving them a double flip-off.
'Proper attitude about opponents: Check,' Kiba thought.
"Well, lets move a bit further downwind of all of this and make camp. That battle lasted about an hour." Shikamaru said.
Not far but still far enough downwind
Kiba was sitting near the fire when Tayuya walked up. "I found a waterfall nearby, so I'm going to and wash the gore off. If I see you anywhere near there I will find a large tree and beat you with it alright?"
"Alright, I'll remain unseen." Kiba remarked, smirking. Tayuya then gave him a kick to the face that knocked him flat.
"Asshole." She remarked as she left.
It was about twenty seconds later when Shikamaru walked up. "All of the survivors already left so no interrogation tonight. Where's Ranmaru?" Shika asked.
"Oh she went for more firewood, but told me to tell you about the nearby waterfall so you could clean up. It's that way." Kiba stated, pointing in the direction Tayuya left.
"Thanks man." And with that Shikamaru set out.
'Sorry bud, but I've gotta make sure she falls for me and not you. Nothing personal.' Kiba thought.
At the conveniently placed waterfall
Tayuya had just stripped down and was about to slip into the water when she heard a rustling behind her. "Kiba what did I tell you about the tree," Tayuya started but stopped as she turned around to see Shikamaru, and him totally unfazed by the fact she was totally nude. 'Alright, peeping is one thing but see this and being unfazed is crossing the line.'
"Sorry to intrude, Kiba said you were getting fire wood. I'll come back later." Shika said sounding bored. Now Tayuya figured she'd have some fun. She gripped Shika in a chokehold without choking him. "Why did you come here?" She asked him.
'And I thought there'd be no interrogation today.' Shika thought, "To wash off the gore."
"Well then, clean up!" Tayuya shouted as she chucked Shika into the water. She smirked as she stepped in to the water and sat along the rocky edge. After previous embarrassment, she got one up on him. Then she looked at him only to realize he had left the water and was stripping down himself and putting his now soaked cloths on a rock. He than walked into the water and sat about a foot and a half away from Tayuya. The odd part was that only Tayuya was uncomfortable with the fact that they were both that close and naked.
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Teyashi: First: No, voting does not end next chapter. No sex for them yet. Secondly, I have another clue for the 'Guess the Title Link' competition. It is Too Numerous Associates. But now, Mr. Smiley…
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