It's Jasper's turn! Love his ability! Oh and I had just recently found out from one of my sources that Ed's real name is Edward Anthony Masen Cullen. Oh and if one of you spots the title 500 Ways to Annoy Sanzo in theSaiyukicategory please tell me and give me any link. It's really funny. Anyways! Here it is!
Jasper:
Wear a pink muumuu skirt. Put a sign around your neck saying "Jasper Hale"
With the "Jasper Hale" sign still around your neck, raise up another sign with an arrow pointing towards you with the word "constipated'.
Put him in a room with Emmet. See what happens.
Put him in a locked room (where even Vampires can't get out) with Emmet. See what happens after 20 days.
Put him in the same locked room with Emmet with a video camera hidden from them. See what happens.
Put him in the same room with Emmet with the lights out and a video camera hidden from them. See what happens.
Put him in the same locked room with Barney. See what happens.
Put him in a locked room with 15 pregnant women (Love this suggestion. From Hinotezeke)
Put him next to Barney. The happiness should be too much for him.
Poke him every three seconds.
Throw dirty clothes at him
Throw dirty underwear at his face
(While walking on alone together) when you spot people, run towards them screaming "HELP! This guy is RAPING me!!"