Yay! My favorite Cullen and possibly my favorite character in the whole book: Alice! Alice Cullen is an actual name! She's the first UK Roman Catholic woman. Ironic huh? Still, out of everyone, she's the most anime-ish character, and I love anime which is why she's one of my most faved! And despite that fact, I'm still doing this to her.
Oh yeah, suggestions are welcome
Alice:
Give her a straight jacket for Christmas (From my friend, Billie the fourth sage)
Ask Alice what will happen when Jasper and Emmet are in a locked room together.
Make a puppet that looks like her, whenever she's talking make it that the puppet is the one talking
Call her "Egg"
Trick her into wearing blue lipstick. Say it's nice with her complexion
Give her a (fake) letter saying she's been accepted in a convent
Give her a nun costume to go with it
Tell her she'll stay there all her "life" (From Billie the fourth sage)
Write the return address so that will lead her to an asylum
Tell her "I truly deeply love you and I want to marry you" ten times. Then tell her it was from Rosalie
Get everyone else to dress as a nun. Tell Alice it's to celebrate
Draw on her face with pink marker
Put a sign on her door. Put it as high up as you want just as long as it's higher than her. Write "Must be this tall to enter."
Photoshoppe(1) a picture of her in a straight jacket in a cellar talking to Barney. Give it to her and insist that it's a picture of her past. Insist even more that the guy she's talking to was her old boyfriend.
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-(1) For the completely clueless out there. This is a program used with pictures. You can disorient them, add stuff, overlap stuff on the actual picture, etc. You can fake anything and still make it look realistic.
Okay, I'm tired of doing school work so I updated this chapter a bit just to take a break.
Thanks, Cheese for those suggestions. I was talking to mah' friend on the phone when Cheese suggested this. The convent letter thing also inspired me when Cheese was talking to me about the summary of a book.
Oh and any news of 500 Ways to Annoy Sanzo? Gensomaden Saiyuki or just plain Saiyuki fans should really read this.