Ah yes, Rosalie. Not a character I give any attention to that much, but still. She's vain and vain people get easily annoyed. And since the title is How to Annoy the Twilight Characters I'll just go on ahead. Rosalie has matured ever since her turning-into-a-vampire incident and though she's vain she doesn't have this bitchy attitude that goes with it and I don't think she's the one that's affected that much by not following the latest trends so not everything I write here is applicable to her. But still, wouldn't it be fun if she reacted just how we'd want her to?
Oh, and don't you people think it would be cool to mix the Twilight series with Death Note? Someone could write Bella's name in the black book and the whole series would turn into something completely different! Anyways…stop with my blabbing…Here's Rosalie Hale
Rosalie:
Trick her into thinking that mixing neon pink with olive green and pale yellow is the latest trend.
Dye her hair blue.
Look up her skirt. When she asks (or screams) what you're doing, say "I thought you had hairy legs"
Chop off the hair at the back and put "hair grower" at the front. Draw a face with a marker at the back of her now bald scalp so she looks like she inverted her whole head and recently mutated a distorted face.
Throw multiple eggs at her. See how she likes it.
Throw multiple rotten eggs at her. See how she likes it.
Throw Barney at her. See how she likes it.
Tell her Emmet ran away to get married with Barney.
Tell her Barney loves her
Ask her if she's a virgin every five seconds
Get a gun and shoot her a hundred times just for the heck of seeing her not die with dozens of holes in her body
Cut of her big toe and superglue it to her ear
Give her a tutu for Christmas
Tell her "I love you". Wait for the right moment when she's going to start "I love you like a sister" blah, blah, blah. At that moment, run around screaming "SEXUAL HARRASMENT!!!!"
Wow. I had a lot of fun doing this. There might be a possibility that it's because I was watching My Super Ex-Girlfriend simultaneously.