Yeah! Carlisle!! And then Charlie!!! I don't think I'll do Esme…the thing is…she's too nice. If I try to annoy her, I wouldn't be surprised if all she did was pat my shoulder and say, "You're just misunderstood…." So…….yeah….but if I see an obvious majority of objections…fine, that's what the readers' want!

So sorry for the late update!!! I have exams and all.

I might not be updating stuff for a while. You people know why? Well, for this week I have to give a presentation on the fifth commandment, give another presentation on Fauvism and Expressionism, present a formal speech on the history of Pugadlawin, Philippines, and then memorize 20 pages of my Investigatory Proposal so I can do well in mah' oral defense (where the teachers ask you questions and you have to answer them). And the week after, I have exams. So yeah…school is gay.

Anyways, before I continue studying, here's Carlisle!

Carlisle:

Burn off his eyebrows

Put synthetic armpit hair on his armpits

Put hair grower on his knees

Burn down the hospital and then run away screaming into the horizon

Use his stethoscope on him and listen to him not be dead.

Make raspberry sounds whenever he's talking to you

Call him "Dawg"

Talk to him in rapper language. E.g. "What up, mah' homey?" "Yo, yo, yo!" (Billie the fourth sage: dude, I already had this idea before you reviewed)

Superglue creepy pictures of a smiling Barney on every part of the house.

Put pictures of Gollum in every picture frame

Put a mechanical bull in the middle of the living room

Stalk him

Tell every nurse in the hospital he's single (from Xxtwilight.obsessed.xX )

Put blood from the blood bank in juice boxes and sell them to James.

Fill the whole house with the juice(blood) boxes

Put a large sign on the front of the house saying, "Blood Juice Factory"

Make a commercial while you're at it.

Poke him every three seconds.

Ask him about virginity every five.

Paint the whole house red.

Invite a pack of wolves into the Cullen household.

Invite a werewolf to sleep in his bed.

Put up a pink negligee in a store. Put a sign. "Owned by DOCTOR Carlisle Cullen

School is gay! In the past two and a-half months, I haven't had one, single decent night of sleep!!! Not one! My earliest would be 11:00 pm!!! All because of SCHOOL!!!