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31. Hire somebody to stalk him.
32. Tangle his chakra strings.
33. Tell him that you have destroyed all of his puppets but you got him some better new ones! Then make a list of random embarrassing things for him to do (such as running around Suna in his underwear) and tell him he has to do everything on that list then you will give him the new puppets. Then when he's finished tell him it was a lie!
34. Tell him he's a Sasori poser.
35. Make a list (like this one) implying that he has a short temper and will kill you for stupid random things.
36. Convince all of his fangirls to like someone else.
37. Give him a book called "How to be a Good Big Brother instead of a Horrible one", and tell him that Gaara suggested that he read it.
38. Pour soy sauce in his soda.
39. Tell him that the puppet jutsu is for cowards who are afraid to fight for real!
40. Ask him if he's afraid of Dogs.
41. Put a litter box in his bathroom and write his name on it.
42. Replace Gaara and Tamari with Neji and Hinata.
43. Trash Tamari's room and then go to Tamari and say "Hey, I saw Kankuro go into you room earlier. What was he doing in there?
44. Have someone dress up in a Shukaku costume and hide under his bed.
45. Tie him to a chair and make him watch the anime series "Bobobo Bobo Bobo".
46. Get the game Pokemon Trozei and set it on endless trozei mode (an endless puzzle game that just continues going until you lose). Then give the game to Kankuro and tell him that Gaara said that he would hate him forever if he did not successfully finish this game for him!
47. Make a myspace page for him and fill it with embarrassing pictures of him, and write blogs in it in which he confesses that he has an obsession with Disney princess movies.
48. Whenever he says the word "sand" snap your fingers, wink at him, then do a headstand! (To confuse him of course!)
49. Follow him around all day screaming "Kankuro! Kankuro! Kankuro! Kaaaankuuuro! KANKURO!!" Then whenever he says WHAT?? Say "uh… I forgot what I was going to say."
50. Put flower stickers and glitter all over his puppets.
51. Give Gaara a kitten and take a picture of him holding it. Then show Kankuro the picture and say "Hey Kankuro you suck! So Gaara got a replacement for you!"
52. Write a love letter to Kakashi and sign Kankuro's name at the bottem! Then send it!
53. Write a journal that contains a plan to assassinate the Kazekage and become Kazekage! And put it in Kankuro's room.
54. Take his cat eared hood and replace it with one that has floppy dog ears.
55. Convince him that Sakura has a crush on him and that he should ask her out. Then when he asks her out and she rejects him say "I told you she didn't like you that way!"
56. Convince the Kazekage to make it against the law to wear face paint AND carry a puppet at the same time.
57. … and to make it against the law to wear a cat eared hood.
58. … and to make it against the law to be protective of your little brother.
59. … and to make it against the law to be the middle child.
60. … and to make it against the law to be named Kankuro!