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An Attempted Compromise
What if Caroline Bingley and Wickham teamed up to drug Darcy and force him into a compromise?
Overhearings More to the Purpose
What if Mrs. Bennet overheard the soldiers discussing her youngest daughters in the crudest of ways?
No Less Brittle Than Beautiful
What if Mary Bennet was pushed into Wickham's arms and they are forced to marry?
Keep Your Breath to Swell Your Song
What if the five Bennet sisters were famous, anonymous singers?
And Then the Murders Began
What if Elizabeth discovered a dead body in the Netherfield library?
If Only They'd Had a Son
What if Lydia had been born a boy? Same personality, only also the heir of Longbourn.
Nothing But Officers in Her head
What if Kitty Bennet's silliness were all a disguise to hide the fact that she was brilliant cryptographer?
For I Am a Married Woman
What if Lydia Bennet demanded to marry a charming Mr. Collins in order to be the first of her sisters married?
In His Nightcap and Powdering Gown
What if Mr. Bennet fell, bumped his head, and woke up with the personality and nerves of Mrs. Bennet?
To Yield Easily
What if Bingley's abandonment of Jane caused Mr. Collins to offer for her?
Punish Him for Such a Speech
What if Elizabeth, tired of disdain from Darcy and Miss Bingley, got her revenge by boldly flirting with Darcy one night at Netherfield?
And Then the Dragons Came
What if Darcy's encounter with Elizabeth set off a cosmic change of events that revived the ancient dragons of Briton?