The sun was beating down on the deck of the ship. It was really hot. And a Starfish was lying on his back on the deck, competing with himself to find out how long he could stare at the sun. his eyes now look completely dried out and burn, till he pulled a soda out and took a drink which strangely turn his eyes back to normal
The door opened and a Goblinmon came out, carrying a plate of Krabby Patties. "Hey, Patrick, what's up?"
"Aw right, FOOD!" Patrick sat up straight, making a dive for it.
"Whoa, no!" The Digimon jerked away the plate, causing Patrick to fall flat on his face. "None for you! You're going on a special diet form now on! Orders from Chase Young himself!"
"What! I don't need a diet!"
"Not according to him. He says you crushed a few ribs."
"NOOOO!" Patrick clutched the sides of his head and let out the horrible cry.
Unbeknownst to him, 1 Krabby Patty fell off the plate and tumbled down the caged hole in the floor, where the prisoners were kept.
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Rai lay on his back, snoring. His sleep was broken when the Krabby Patty fell right on his chest, jolting him awake. He looked around quickly, listening to the regular thuds. He sat up, looking in front of him, seeing Edward beating his head against a rail. He crawled over sheepishly. "So, Ed…how's the um, escape plan coming along?"
Edward paused in beating his head to look at his friend. One of his eyes was nearly swollen shut. "Hold on," he said, voice slightly slurred form lack of sleep, and the makings of a concussion. "I think I'm getting something."
"Okay."
Edward put his head back against the beam, and continued to beat it. After about three more times, he turned away, a small smile on his face. It was either from his brains being scrambled, or he had something. "I got it!"
He grabbed his friend by the shoulder and pulled him down, whispering his plan. "In the dead of the night, you and I grab some provisions, hijack a rowboat, and then…we row back to Toon-Spain like there's not tomorrow!"
Rai raised an eyebrow. "Back to Toon-spain?" he echoed.
"YUP!"
"In a rowboat…"
Edward nodded. "Yeah, you got it."
Rai growled, pounding his fist on the floor. "Great, sensational, that's your great plan, isn't it?"
Edward thought for a minute before saying "Yeah, that's pretty much my plan."
Both were silent until Rai broke into a huge grin and said "Well, I like it! So," he continued. "How do we get on deck?"
Edward sat for a moment before saying "In the dead of night, you and I grab some provisions, hijack one of those rowboats-"
"Oh…great!" Rai rolled his eyes and groaned.
"Oh, oh yeah!" Edward smacked the back of his friend's head. "Let's hear youcome up with a plan, smart Guy!"
"Don't askme, you're the one who has all the Ideas!"
"I DON'T NEED A DIET!"
Both boys froze. Rai looked up wards. "Hang on, give me boost."
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Patrick was pacing back and forth on deck, trying not to go too crazy from lack of his daily food. He needed food, he needed sweets, and he couldn't go on a diet! "WHYYYYY?"
"Psst. Patrick. PATRICK!" came a whispered voice.
Patrick froze and checked his watched. "Hm, my imaginary friend here early today."
'No, no, you idiot, over here!" A brown hand was peeking out of the hole in ground, holding a Krabby patty. A spicy delicious Krabby patty…
"You want the burger? Come get it…" prompted the voice.
Patrick bolted across the deck and made a dive for it (which was actually the e most amount of exercise he had done in the past week) but it was snatched down into the ground again. A face peered up at him. "No, NO! If you want the burger, you have to do a trick for us first, okay?"
"Okay you want me to do a backflip" when he said that Patrick try to flip backwards but failed and land on his face.
"No no, we need a pry bar…you know. It's a long piece of iron with a hooky thingie at the end."
Down below, Edward was holding Rai up on hiss shoulders, gritting his teeth from the weight. "Rai…"
Apparently, Patrick had left, because Raimundo was yelling "That's it! Get us a pry bar!"
"He can't understand pry-bar!" cried Edward in frustration. "He's a dumb Starfish who thinks with his gut! There is just no way-"
Something fell from above. The two looked down. Keys.
"Well," said Edward, choosing his words carefully. "It's not a pry bar…"
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Rai carefully replaced the caged ceiling in the hole. It was night, and he and Edward had successfully escaped the hole in the deck. At the moment, Edward was untying a boat. Rai felt something poke him in the back and shot his hands into the air. "It was all his idea!" he cried.
No answer. Rao turned around and relaxed when he saw the Starfish. "Aw, Starfish!" he said, conveniently forgetting Patrick's name. "Thank you so much fro your help. Now if there's anything we can do for you-'
"Food." Patrick held his hand out.
"Anything at all…"
"FOOD!"
"Any-'
"Rai, will you get over here now?" Edward hissed. "We have to hurry."
Rai walked backwards to the lifeboat, saluting Patrick, and climbed in.
As rai and Ed were lowering the boat, however…
'BURGER!"
"What the-" Edward looked up. Patrick was leaning over the railing. "BURGER!" he was yelling over and over again.
Edward looked at Rai. "You were the one who bribed him, what does he want?"
"Um…"
"BURGER!"
"Hurry! He'll wake up the whole ship!" Edward said angrily
"OH!" Rai pulled out the Krabby Patty from his pocket and tossed it up. "He wants the Krabby Patty!"
Patrick was ready to catch the flying Burger, but it missed his hands, soared above his head, hit a sail, bounced off, hit the telescope, and was promptly sent back to the water.
Edward and Rai, now halfway down, heard the splash. "What was that?"
"Aw, who cares?"
Suddenly, a pink blur shot past them, yelling "FOOD!" at the top of its lungs and hit the water with a big splash.
Startled they looked down and saw Patrick waving his hand in distressed in the water and screaming "Help Can't Swim" he sinks and resurface "Drowning!" he went down and resurfaced again "Krabby Patty!" he yelled.
"Starfish!" Rai cried and done something the stupidest thing Edward ever thought. "Huh? Rai!" Edward cried as his friend jumps out of the boat and into the water.
"Patrick, I'm coming!" Rai said swimming to the drowning Starfish (which is weird since Starfish are aquatic creatures).
"Raimundo!" Edward cried and without Rai's help, the boat dropped down into the waters. Edward was safe but he sees Rai swimming to Patrick.
"Just hang on! I'm right here, old boy!" Rai said diving for Patrick.
"Have you lost your mind?" Edward said rowing to Rai and pat
"Help is coming!" Rai said and grabs Patrick. And ggets them on the ship
Edward looked up to see the ship coming to ram Edward and the boat. "Ho-o-ly ship!" Edward cried. The waves that were caused by the ship come and tips the boat over. Within seconds, Edward, Raimundo, and Patrick were under a capsized boat.
Edward rolled his eyes. "COULD THIS GET ANY WORSE?" He took a rope from the side of the boat and handed it to Rai. "I've got an idea. Swim underneath and get on top of he boat, I'll be right up."
Rai shrugged. It sounded weird, but hey, Edward's plans never failed that he knew of. He took a breath and dove under the water, coming up to the surface and climbing over the boat, where Edward was already waiting.
"Okay," said Edward taking part of the rope. "On three, pull!"
"What?"
A shadow fell over the two as the ship they had just escaped from caught up to them. Edward paled, yelling "THREE!" at the top of his voice.
"Pull!" Edward and Rai pulled the rope with all their might and finally turn the boat over. Edward and Raimundo got on the boat to see Patrick aboard.
Edward and Raimundo gasped and panted for air as they lay on the boat. "Please tell me the supply survive" Edward said tiredly "Well, uh, yes and no." Rai replied. Edward, and Rai get up and saw Patrick eating the last of the food cargo.
"Ohhh, great!" Edward said sarcastically as he and Raimundo got up, "We got no food! No water! And we have a Idiotic Starfish as our passengers! This is just perfect."
"Look on the positive side," Rai said cheerfully to a grumpy Edward, "At least things can't get-" Before Raimundo can say anything, it started to rain. Hard. Very hard as Rai, Patrick and Edward easily get drenched more.
"Excuse me," Edward said to Rai, realizing something, "Were you going to say 'worse'?"
"No." Rai lied, "No."
"No?" Ed repeated, "You're sure?"
"Absolutely not." Rai said, "I've revised the whole thing."
"Okay, because-"
"Yeah. We're at least in a rowboat."
"We're in a rowboat, exactly."
"You miss nothing."
As the boat moves, Sharpedos were following them with Patrick watching