Chapter 3
The hat that appeared to be balanced precariously on Donna's ginger hair was…interesting, to say the least.
"That is the largest, pinkest monstrosity that I have ever seen, and I've been to Le Planete de Rosa, which is very pink, very fluffy, and they all speak French. Very nice actually! I hear the weather is particularly pleasant around November. But what is that?!" started the Doctor.
"What d'you mean…'What is it?' It's my hat! I wore this hat at my cousin's wedding!" she replied indignantly.
They both looked at her, clearly trying to keep straight faces, but obviously both failing dismally. Donna turned the same colour as her hat, tore the daisies from the cowboy's hands and ripped the chain apart, then strode off muttering obscenities under her breath.
Tears welled in the cowboy's eyes as he looked at the ruined remnants of something that had been so beautiful. The tears fell from his eyes as the petals fell from his trembling hands. As his bottom lip began to quiver, the Doctor placed a gentle, consoling hand on the cowboy's thigh and said,
"There, there. The Doctor will make it better". The cowboy's watery blue eyes met the Doctor's deep, soulful ones.
"You will?" he asked tearfully with tears in his tearful eyes. The Doctor reached slowly into his pocket, smiling sexily. He pulled out his Sonic Screwdriver™ and twirled it between his fingers playfully. Pointing it at the daisy chain he pushed the button and in a glow of blue light, the daisy chain was whole again. The Doctor planted a light kiss on the cowboy's cheek.
"There, all better," he said.
"Wow," said the cowboy in awe, examining the chain. "It's amazing what that thing can do!" The Doctor gave him a cheeky wink.
"Oh yes, you would be surprised," he growled.
A passionate expression full of need passed over the cowboy's face. After an intimate silence was shared between them, the Doctor decided to break it.
"What do you say we change this story rating from Teen to Mature?" His words sent a chill down the cowboy's spine.
"I want you so bad right now."
The Doctor swept the cowboy up into his muscular, manly arms and carried him off to the TARDIS™.