You wanted a chpter! You got a chapter! Due to a VERY wonderful reader/reviewer, Jayleen-Cullen-Whitlock-Hale, I know it's not exactly crashing but hey it works! what of Edwards things must die? I know some but you know what you want! If you have any suggestions that I can add into my story plan please let me know!!! Okay see how you like this chapter! oh and btw updates will be more far spaced cuz i am startin school and homeworks a bitch!
_______________________________Before he cheats- Carrie Underwood_________________________________________
BPOV
The list was made the plan was set. What had to suffer and what could survive. Due to Emmett, i mean Bear, we all had code-names. He seemed to think it was nessesary but seriously what did he think would happen if we were caught? My Dad is the freakin Cheif of Police and when he found out what we were planning he gave me money for supplies! Besides me, Dad was the angerist about what had happened. Anyway our names are as follows-
Emmett- The Bear
Bella- Goose (Swan was way too obvious)
Alice- Squirrel
Rose- Cat
Jasper- Chameleon
All we had to do... Was wait for 6th period aka The assembly
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Thank god 6th was right after lunch!
God also has the credit that Charlie is in on it, but still...
At lunch we all sat at our table and Edward came strolling up with Tanya hangin on him like she didn't have her own set of legs. "Hey guys! I thought Tanya could sit with us today!"
I had the hardest time not screaming at him. i wanted to rip his heart to pieces!! ALL in due time I thought to myself
"Well dude," Emmett started, " I guess you thought wrong"
Edwards face fell, as if he had actually thought it would be okay for this to happen. i had to grabb the table to keep from wrecking that face of his.
"Well why not?" Edward asked. My knuckles cracked and turned white with how hard i had been gripping the table before now. I stood up and looked him in the best i could consider how he was taller.
"Funny, EDWARD. I don't remember you being stupid, but then i guess i don't remeber you having trash hanging off your arm all the time either" they both bristled when i said this.
" You bitch!" Tanya spat at me. Then i exploded.
"BITCH? I'm a bitch? well what does that make you? cause right now the term ' MOTHER-FUCKIN BOYFRIND STEALING COCK SUCKIN WHORE COMES TO MIND!" here i paused "but i guess thats open to interpretation, WHO IN THE CAFETERIA HERE AGREES WITH ME?"
Almost all the students stood up and Tanya looked shocked.
"And thats why I don't mind getting called a bitch, by the likes of you."
Tanya ran out the caferteria double doors crying, and while that happened Edward walked up to me and said "And That's why i chose Tanya"
"And thats why your friends chose ME!" i said smileing
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Soon after i went to the nurse with a sick stomach, i didn't have one of course but it was all part of the plan.
"I really don't feel well" i told the nurse
"Would you like to go home dear?"
"I don't want to be home alone... and my friend gave me a ride here..."
"Why don't you have that nice boy Edward take you home- oh dear I'm sorry i forgot! i forgot!" I had burst into fake tears "Well who are your friends that you would like to keep you company? i can have them excused?" Only in a small town.....
"Ummm," i said choked up with fake sobs " Alice Cullen, Rosalie and Jasper Hale and my brother Emmett"
"Okay dear no problem i'll have them called to the office for you, they'll come here instead of the assembly ok? I'm headed there right now"
"O-Okay"
"Can you close up the office when you leave dear?"
"Of course... thank you" I mumbled weakly
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20 minutes later we were having the time of our lives.
Who knew all you need for the best of freind bonding moments was 3 baseball bats, 12 cans of spray paint, house-keys, a pocket-knife, 8 bottles of super-glue, a battery powered radio, a cd of one country song set to repeat over and over, and one Precious, Shiny Silver Volvo belonging to a cheating ex-boyfriend?
When we were finished the car was spray painted to have my name graffitti style all over the car, Key marked all along the sides, my name carved repetitivly in the interior, headlights and most of the car smashed with baseball bats, tires slashed so much that they could barely be called tires.
Not only that but we glued his car to the pavement and had the radio plugged in at full blast playing "Before he cheats" by Carrie Underwood overe and over.
We all hid beind bushes ready to book-it and head to my house wear we would be found eating ice-cream, me asleep with tear markes on my face with my friend surrounding me watching a dvd. Even if we didn't get home before Charlie he said he would cover us saying we had been.
I was wrong. I thought the best moment of my life was destroying his volvo but i was wrong. it was seeing his face when he saw that i destroyed it. It was like one of those mastercard commercials.
3 louisville sluggers- $100
12 cans of spray paint- $ 40
The look on his face- Priceless
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SOOO what do you think of my chapter? If you want any alternate POVs please let me know, who knows i may do a "story" of extra POVs, for example do you want a POV of Edward when he saw the Volvo, or how about a POV of what really happened that night at the party..... let me know! REVIEW!!!!
Peace. Love. Spray-paint
-Tsg553
