This is the last chapter. Please enjoy.

After speaking with Itachi I went back to my room. Tobi was probably still sitting on that stump in the woods, dumbfounded by the fact that I slapped him. Good.

And on that happy note, I crawled onto my bed and fell asleep.

I woke up in the middle of the night, however, due to a nightmare.

I sat up in my bed and sighed. I didn't like the nightmare at all. I looked at the other bed in the room and thankfully Tobi was sleeping soundly. In my nightmare Tobi had died right before my eyes. I couldn't remember how it happened, but I did remember Tobi's limp body in my arms and blood everywhere.

"T-Tobi?" I asked. No response.

I got out of my bed and went over to Tobi's bed. The only way I would be able to sleep now was if I knew Tobi was right beside me. I crawled under the covers and pressed my back against Tobi's. He didn't wake up and he was so warm and comforting that I fell asleep immediately without any more nightmares.

"Tama-san? Tama-san wake up!" Tobi shook me until I began to stir. I sighed happily and opened my eyes. I blushed. Tobi's mask was really close to my face. And on top of that Tobi was straddling me.

"I'm awake, Tobi. Why are you…what are you…?"

"Tobi's a good boy!" Tobi shouted as he jumped off the bed and off of me. I sighed and sat up. Tobi sat back down on the edge of the bed. "But Tobi must know, why was Tama-san sleeping on Tobi's bed?" He asked.

"Sorry, Tobi. I had a nightmare." I told him. Tobi tackled me into a hug.

"Aww! Tobi is sorry Tama-san had a nightmare!" I gasped for air. Tobi let go of me and looked at the floor. "Tobi is also sorry for making Tama-san upset yesterday." He apologized. I smiled.

"Um…it's fine. I just wish you could understand." I said. He nodded.

"Tobi wishes Tobi could understand too." He got up and walked out of the room.

"Oh, Tobi. Soon even you might understand." I said. I'm counting on you, Itachi. I took a quick shower, changed clothes, and headed downstairs to grab a bite to eat. I made it to the kitchen to discover that Tobi had already started eating and Itachi was drinking black coffee. They were sitting at the table across from each other. I went around to the other side of the table and whispered into Itachi's ear: "Talk to him about me. Please get him to understand how I feel."

"I'll try." Itachi muttered. I smiled, grabbed a muffin from the counter and sat down beside Itachi to eat. Itachi looked up at Tobi and sighed. "Tobi."

"Yes, Itachi-san?" He asked.

"What do you feel when you're around Tamako?" Itachi asked. Tobi cocked his head to the side cutely. I loved it when he did that.

"Um…Tobi feels happy." He said. Itachi nodded and I blushed.

"Good. How would you feel if Tamako suddenly vanished, never to come back?" Tobi gasped.

"Tobi would be very sad!" He exclaimed. That made me smile.

She loves you, Tobi." Itachi shot me an apologetic look. I couldn't meet the eyes of either of them. I just stared at my now amazing muffin.

"Tobi loves Tam—"

"No, Tobi. She does not love you like you love her. She wants to be more than just friends, but apparently you are too thick to realize that." Itachi said.

"But Tobi doesn't understand. What is more than just friends?" He asked. Itachi banged his head on the table a few times. I sighed sadly. Tobi really was thick.

"It means that you are romantically involved. Sometimes you can go as far as being lovers." Itachi explained. I couldn't stop blushing. It was so weird watching Itachi explain romance to Tobi!

"Tobi wonders, what do people do when they are romantically involved?" Even Itachi's face was a little flushed now. I would much rather be dancing in the middle of a minefield than listening to this extremely awkward conversation.

"Well, they kiss, embrace each other, and enjoy one another's company." Itachi explained. Tobi giggled and jumped in his seat.

"Oh! Tobi knows what embracing and enjoying are, but Tobi has never seen anyone kiss before! Tobi wants Itachi-san to show Tobi a kiss!" My face went redder than Itachi's Sharingan. Even Itachi was blushing.

"Tobi…it's not that simple. I can't just go and randomly kiss someone." Itachi tried to explain.

"OH! Tobi dares Itachi-san to kiss the next person that comes in the kitchen!" I can't believe how innocent Tobi sounded when he said this. Poor Itachi.

"Um…I don't think that's a good idea. In fact, it's a terrible idea." I said. Tobi just giggled.

"But Tobi wants to see a kiss!" Tobi shouted. Itachi sighed. I laughed. Itachi wasn't amused.

"Fine." Itachi muttered. Tobi cheered.

"Ah, Itachi I have a mission for you." Pein said as he entered the kitchen. I almost died laughing right there. Itachi couldn't even look up from the table. How did I get myself into this mess… Itachi thought.

"C'mon, Itachi! Tobi said kiss the first person that came into the room! You have to kiss Pein-san!" Apparently Tobi found this funny. I did too. Itachi did not. Pein just shook his head.

"Is this another one of Tobi's antics?" He asked. Itachi shook his head.

"No, he wants me to show him a kiss, but I don't want to try it with you." Itachi muttered.

"You know what? Forget I ever came in here." Pein said. He ran out of the room.

Itachi looked right at me.

"I won't kiss Pein, but perhaps I can kiss you, Tamako." I blushed to the extreme. I was not kissing Itachi!

"Wha?!" I exclaimed. I looked at Tobi and I knew he wasn't happy about that.

"Tobi changed Tobi's mind. Tobi no longer wants to see a kiss." He pouted. Itachi smirked.

"And why the sudden change of heart, Tobi?" He asked slyly. Then Tobi did something completely unexpected. He must've learned it from Hidan.

Tobi flipped Itachi the bird.

I think I might die from laughter.

Itachi's face was priceless.

"T-Tobi… You learned that from Hidan didn't you?" Itachi asked with his teeth tightly clenched. He didn't like to be given obscene gestures apparently. Tobi nodded.

"Tobi wants Itachi to go…" I shoved Tobi out of his chair before he could finish that awfully rude and un Tobi-like comment. Itachi was furious. Beyond furious. He rose from his chair and approached Tobi. I tensed, waiting for Tobi to do something stupid. Itachi picked Tobi up by his throat and slammed him into a nearby wall, well…in this case it was the fridge.

"And where exactly is it that you want me to go, Tobi?!" Itachi fumed. I covered my face with my hands and just started crying. Tobi squirmed under Itachi's firm grip.

"Tobi wants Itachi-san to go fuck himself!" I looked up at Tobi. Never before did I ever hear Tobi say such things. Now Itachi was really going to give it to him. This realization made me cry even harder.

"Tobi you are going to die." Itachi growled. Tobi yelped and kneed Itachi in the balls.

Boy did Itachi go down hard. And I mean hard. He hit the floor while cupping his half smashed manhood. I could've sworn I saw tears in his eyes. Tobi was a bad boy. A very bad boy.

I stood from my chair and shot Tobi the dirtiest look possible. He giggled, but then stopped himself when he saw my tears.

"Tobi I can't believe you would do this to me! Itachi was trying to help you understand my feelings for you, you stupid idiot! I hope Itachi gets up and kills you!" I snapped. Tobi whimpered in fear.

"Tama-san! Tobi is sorry!"

"Oh don't give me that bullshit you asshole!" I growled. Tobi jumped to his feet and blocked the doorway with his arms. I glared at him and punched him in the chest over and over, but Tobi never budged.

"Tobi doesn't want Tama-san to go!" Tobi pleaded. I bit back a sob and looked away from Tobi.

"I really don't want to speak to you right now. I can't even look at you for crying out loud!" I sobbed. Tobi still didn't move and I was pretty sure Itachi was in a world of his own right now.

"Tobi won't let Tama-san leave. Tobi doesn't want Tama-san to be mad at Tobi."

"Then leave me alone! You've caused me enough pain already and on top of that you hurt Itachi!" I pointed at Itachi's hunched form to prove my point.

"If Tama-san has to leave Tobi wants to try something first." I backed up a little.

"Try what?" I asked. Tobi said nothing as he held his hand up. He paused for a moment, as if he was deciding whether or not to go through with whatever he wanted to try. I watched his hand trace his mask a few times before gripping the bottom of it.

My heart skipped a beat.

He slowly inched it upwards.

My breath hitched.

Then Tobi's lips were exposed and twisted into a loving smile.

I couldn't help but giggle.

"Tobi?" I asked. He stuck his tongue out at me. I couldn't help but blush at the mental image that action gave me.

"Yes, Tama-san?" His tone was almost seductive. I loved the way his lips moved when he said my name.

"Um…will you be my bad boy?" I asked shyly. Tobi grinned happily.

"Tobi would love to be Tama-kun's bad boy." He said. I gasped and blushed.

"So…you finally understand?" I asked. Tobi's grin eased into a smirk and he gently caressed my cheek. I leaned into his touch desperately. Kami, I had better not be dreaming.

"Tobi supposes Tama-kun could say that." Tobi said.

"Hold me please." I breathed. Tobi giggled and wrapped his arms around my waist, holding me close to his warm chest.

"Tobi thinks Tama-kun wants a little more." I smiled.

"Yeah, I do. I want to know, what made you finally understand?" I asked. Tobi rested his head on my shoulder.

"The way Tama-kun was acting when Itachi-san tried to kiss Tama-kun. Tama-kun didn't look happy at all, but when Tama-kun looks at Tobi, Tama-kun is always smiling and always happy. That is…until Tama-kun began acting weird. Then Tama-kun was sad and it was because of Tobi. Tobi doesn't want that to happen again." He explained.

"Yeah, and I knew you felt something when you went crazy on Itachi and all he did was ask to kiss me." I added with a giggle.

"Can Tobi ask to kiss you?" He asked.

And it happened again. My heart skipped a beat.

"T-Tobi, do you even know how?!" I demanded.

"Tobi thinks it will be fun to find out." His hot breath tickled my ear. I blushed and closed my eyes.

"Yes, you can kiss me, Tobi." I said. He was hesitant, but Tobi's lips eventually found mine. They were soft, gentle, and curious. Everything that I expected from Tobi and better than anything I had ever imagined.

My fingers found their way to Tobi's hair. They searched for a black band and soon they found it. Tobi was too caught up in kissing me that he didn't notice and I snapped the band in two. Tobi pushed away from me and I gasped at the sight.

Tobi was so much hotter than Itachi. His face was perfect, sculpted to perfection. His eyes were the most beautiful obsidian.

"Tobi…your face is so beautiful." I stepped closer to Tobi and kissed his nose.

"Didn't Tobi tell Tama-kun that taking off Tobi's mask was bad?" I giggled.

"But you're so cute!" I squealed. Tobi rolled his gorgeous eyes.

"Now Tobi gets to play with Tama-kun." Tobi giggled evilly. I blushed as Tobi's arms slinked around my shoulders and Tobi gently pushed me into the table. My back met wood and Tobi climbed onto the table, straddling me. His eyes bore into mine and without a word we knew what the other was thinking.

I love you

Done for now. Please review. I'll probably redo this chap.