A/N: Random inspiration, thanks to Psychotic Pyro Fairy for the idea. (And thanks to the reviewers!)
Disclaimer: I don't own LoSH, although I'm sure it wouldn't matter if I said I did because the greedy money hogs at 4Kids don't give a crap. '-_- I do own the fangirls(and boys) and their TRUE significant others.
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A hooded figure jotted down the numbers and, on stealthy feet, rushed back to his ship.
"Did you get the information, Sigma?" Another hooded figure appeared from the shadows.
"Haven't I told you a billion times to use our REAL names, James, not that craptastic code name!" The first hooded figure pulled his hood down and clapped twice to turn the lights on. He scratched the top of his blond-haired head and glared at James. James sheepishly pulled his hood off.
"But Sigma is so much cooler than Trevor." James whined.
"Is it, now?" Trevor rolled his eyes and glanced around the rather cramped ship. "I can't believe we traveled all the way to their world for this."
"Well, this is where they were last seen." A third boy, in street clothes of the 21st century, strode in. "I know for sure that my Alicia went straight for the one that looks like a werewolf. Did you get the information I asked you to get?"
"Yeah, but I don't know how dust and numbers are going to find our girlfriends, Mac." said Trevor. Mac chuckled and snatched the notepad from Trevor.
"That's why I'm the smart one around here, Trev. Lemme just......there. Found them." He said after a quick sketch of the entire city. Trevor and James peered over Mac's immaculate drawing.
"Holy crap, how'd you do that, Gamma?" Trevor glared at James for his comment.
"Intelligence is no object, James." Mac smirked.
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1800 hours, LoSHFG New Metropolis base
"Hey, Day, we're missing a few guys." A very short girl with platinum blonde hair stared up at Day.
"Who?"
"We're missing Tharok, Karate Kid, and Drax." She said.
"Hmm. Tharok has turned himself in at Takron-Galtos out of fear of us, he'll be easy to retrieve. Karate Kid will be hard to find, send Dusk and Shadow, they're good at locating people. And Drax is still in the Phantom Zone. Go ask Mecha if she's done making that projector for it, I know Wind wanted him. Why are you here instead of with Bouncing Boy, Waves?" Waves shrugged.
"The cause is always first. And I would consider it an honor if you called me by my name, Kai." Waves said quietly. Day shook her head.
"If this ever ends, we can go back to our real names. But if they-who-must-never-be-mentioned ever find us, we can't let them figure out who is who."
"A little late for that, isn't it, Kai." A group of approximately fifty hooded figures stood in the fangirl base command center. The one who had spoken was shoved aside by a figure behind him, who swiped his hood off messily and shoved a hand towards Day, or, as she can now be recognized as, Kai.
"Hi! I'm Omicrom from the Legion of Ticked Off and-" James was immediately shoved aside by the first speaker, who calmly removed his hood and politely took Kai's hand and kissed it. She snatched it back irritatedly.
"I apologize for James here. He's a little overexcited about being with Betty again. I'm Trevor, leader of the League of Boyfriends who miss their superhero fangirl girlfriends, subsidiary of the Fangirl Boyfriend Squad. I know you are Kai, leader of the Legion of Superhero FanGirls, subsidiary group of the Vanguard of Megalomaniac Fangirls. We've come to claim out girlfriends back." Trevor said eloquently. Kai growled.
"Get out. None of u-"
"Trevor!" Waves ran out from behind Kai and leapt into Trevor's arms. Trevor knelt and held her close.
"Elle." He said with a warm smile. "I missed you."
"I missed you too!" She chirped, smiling wider than before.
"No!" Kai screamed. "She doesn't want you back, Trevor!" Elle looked back and dropped her nametag with the codename 'Waves' on it.
"He's no Bouncing Boy, Kai, but he's much better for me." The hooded boys behind Trevor and Elle all took off their hoods, save one, and began to swarm the base in search of their girlfriends.
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2000 hours LoSHFG New Metropolis base, corridor L
Kai sobbed, collapsed at the end of the hallway. She held her hands to her face and tried unsuccessfully to keep them near her eyes. They ignored her efforts and spilled down her face anyways. All the heroes and villains were gone. All the fangirls were gone, back to the real world with their equally gone boyfriends.
Footsteps echoed down the hall and Kai tried to compose herself before the footsteps reached her.
"Don't bother, Kai. I know you were crying." The owner of the footsteps said.
"Go away, Tobias." Kai hissed.
"Wow, you must be really mad at me to call me that. Remember? I'm your biased Tobi?"
"I said go away." She said again, sniffling and rubbing her eyes. "I have to report to Ultra and wait for my next assignment." Tobias kneeled and sat next to Kai.
"It's over. We're not the only team sent out. They sent teams out to the Twilight girls, the Naruto girls, the Bleach girls, and all the others. And I doubt you're the only girl who's refusing to accept it. But you are the only girl who has a perfectly good Tobi to come back to, in real life. Please, Kai?"
She stared at him, confused.
"What?"
"I'm not leaving you."
"But-"
"No buts. You're my one in seven billion, Kai, and I want it to stay that way. So will you please come back with me?"
Kai just sat there. No reaction. Tobias looked at her intensly. She burst into tears again. Tobias shrank back, wondering what he said wrong. Then her loud crying became laughter. Kai leaned on his shoulder, still laughing.
"I missed you, Tobi. So, so much."
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The next day, Legion Tower, Conference Room 3
Kai peered inside nervously.
"Go ahead." Tobias said encouragingly. She glanced back at Tobias.
Kai entered the conference room, grimacing. All the girls she'd formerly commanded, their boyfriends, many of the earshot and glomped Legionnaires they'd fought, and all the Legionnaires they'd kidnapped sat in neat rows.
"I'm here to annoounce that as of 0200 this morning, the Vanguard of Megalomaniac Fangirls was disbanded, along with all of its subsidiaries. The commanding officer, Ult-I mean, Zaria, apologizes for discomort caused by imprisonment and sincerely hopes you accept her apology. I also apologize, as do my force of fangirls. We no longer intend any harm, and instead will enjoy the Legion of Superheroes in moderation like normal fans."
Tobias walked up and squeezed Kai's hand with a smile. Kai smiled back weakly.
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A/N: Here's an explanation of a few things.
~Sigma, Gamma, and Omicrom- These are Greek letters that James made up as codenames for Trevor, Mac, and himself. He also used the rest of the Greek alphabet for many other unmentioned boyfriends, not inculding Tobias.
~Day, Waves, Dusk, Shadow, Mecha, and Wind- Codenames used by the fangirls. In each fangirl grouping(in this instance, superheroes), the same codenames are used, depending on area of specialty(Elementals, Sun/Moon Cycles, Non-Elementals, and Psychology)
