"You kissed me, Marcie!" A stunned Patty stated the obvious.
"You asked a question and I answered it, sir." responded Marcie.
"You kissed me!" Patty exclaimed again, "A real kiss!"
"It's considered good manners to answer what you're asked, sir." Marcie continued.
"You just leaned right in and 'smack'!"
"Frankly sir, I didn't think you'd understand a less direct answer."
"I can't believe you kissed me, Marcie!"
"I mean, no offense, sir, but you've always been kind of denseā¦"
