"Does it really bother you that I'm a girl?" Marcie asked.

"Well, no, not really," Peppermint Patty admitted, "But girls can't kiss other girls! It just isn't done! I think we learned about that chapter of the constitution in school…"

"The constitution doesn't have chapters, sir. There is no such rule." Marcie corrected.

"Rats!" Patty groused.