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"Bella pay attention!" yelled Alice, interrupting my thoughts. I glared angrily at her. Wow, I was glaring a lot lately.
"Sorry," I mumbled, and went back to trying to pay attention to what she was saying.
"Okay, so as I was saying. Our Christmas party is different than a traditional one".
"I know," I replied, "You don't have a turkey or ham". Alice giggled at this.
"No seriously Bella, we do not give each other meaningful gifts, because we practically have everything!" This was good news for me, Christmas was two days away and I had not gotten Edward a present. He owned everything; it was so hard to think of something to give him.
"Instead we give joke presents, something that makes fun of the person, or in this case vampire. This sometimes causes HUGE, like bigger than me fights!" Yeah, like that was so hard, Alice is like four feet tall with her spiky hair.
"So anyway," she continued, "You have to get a joke present for everyone! I already bought mine, and I know what Esme, Rosalie, and Carlisle are getting me, but Edward, Jasper, and surprisingly Emmett are being tricky about it, never making up their minds". At this, she crossed her arms and put on a puppy face that made me want to cry.
"Alice, is that not part of the fun though? Not knowing what you are getting?" I asked confused.
"Not for me," she growled, "Thanks Bella. Now I am all upset. I HAVE TO GO SHOPPING!" I groaned as she looked at me and put on her puppy dogface again.
"Okay," I said, knowing it is useless to argue with Alice, "I will come."
"YAY!" and she jumped around the room, "Anyway, you have to get your joke presents," and with this she dragged me to her yellow Porsche and I climbed in beside her.
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