Alice sprang from the sofa and grabbed her first present. "To Alice lots of hate, Emmett" it read. "Ah, Emmett, that is so sweet!" she growled and tore open the wrapping paper. Inside was her favorite dress ripped to shreds. "EMMETT CULLEN! HOW DARE YOU DO THIS TO ME! HOW DARE YOU!" roared Emmett, and I laughed as she lunged towards Emmett's throat, murder in her eyes. Edward managed to grab her before she could kill Emmett. She got herself out of Edward's grasp, went, and sobbed in Jasper's arms as Emmett laughed. Everyone looked at Emmett. It was not funny, just mean. She continued to cry until Jasper said softly, "Alice you have other presents to open up," and then she looked up brightly. "Oh right!" and she leapt down from the sofa, and grabbed the next present.

The label said from Esme and she tore off the paper. Inside was a book was a book of coupons, and everyone laughed. Alice hated to use coupons, they made her seem poor she would complain. In addition, the coupons were for store she never went to, like K-Mart. However, she would have to use them. Any gifts that can be used, had to be used, part of the rules of the game. Her small face glared at Esme who smiled angelically at her daughter, and she grabbed the next present.

This one was from Rosalie. She opened it and groaned aloud. It was a orange tie-dye tee-shirt with brown spots on it, and four sizes to large for Alice.

"Rosalie, how could you do this to me?" she grumbled as she put the shirt on. It looked ridiculous on her. Then she saw another present in the bottom of the bag. A mustard yellow and sickly pea green colored hat. She put that on her head and sighed. Everyone laughed.

"My present next," said Carlisle, handing her his present. "I think you might need it".

Alice winked at me; she already knew what it was. She unwrapped a gypsy costume and a fortune-telling tent. Laughing she quickly set it up in the living room, and removed Rosalie's present and replaced it with Carlisle.

"How do I look?" she asked Jasper who rolled his eyes.

"Beautiful as always," he said and she kissed him.

"Okay, okay, come on Alice, the rest of us want to open our presents as well," said Emmett and she stuck her tongue out at him, and then reached for Jaspers present. It was a ventriloquist doll. Alice screamed at the doll and through it across the room. I looked at Edward confused, and he mumbled to me, "Alice is terrified of ventriloquist dolls," and I laughed at her expression as she cowered behind Esme.

"How could you do this to me Jasper? I thought you loved me!" and she picked the doll up and threw it into the fireplace. Everyone laughed at Alice, and then she grabbed Edward's present.

It was a picture frame, but Alice was too shocked to show us the picture, and then she turned to Edward, fire dancing in her eyes.

"You destroyed my Porsche," she said softly, more terrifying than if she would have screamed. "I will DESTROY YOU!" and she attacked Edward. "I DO NOT KNOW HOW YOU GOT PAST MY VISIONS BUT YOU WILL DIE EDDIE!" and she grabbed him by the neck. Carlisle pulled her off, and handed her to Emmett who held her, until she calmed down. She refused to speak to Edward as she looked for my present.

Reaching into my bag I randomly pulled out a present, and handed it to her. Her eyes widened as she saw the future and she looked at me.

"Bella, I did not believe you were this mean!" and she unwrapped a basket full of chocolate.

"Edward told me you liked chocolate when you were human, so I thought you might enjoy some now," and her eyes were like slits.

"You have to eat it," said Rosalie, laughing, "It's the rule". Alice gulped and then pulled one of the twelve king size chocolate bars, and took a bite. Her face took on a look of repulsion and she gagged.
"This is nasty," and she grabbed the rest of the chocolate and ate it, making faces the whole time. Everyone laughed at her as she ran out the room to get rid of the chocolate, with a warning that I would pay. Emmett patted me on the back saying something about how he knew I could be a good prankster. I have to admit, I felt a little bad.