A Night at the Cullen's 2- can i have your number?
a/n :thx for the response to number 1 it was really a one shot story on an impulse but you guys inspired me
. Disclaimer: I do not own anything! Don't sue me! Enjoy!
We were all sitting around watching nessie finger paint. We were all fascinated it was about 11:30 she did not want to sleep so we did not push her. There was a nasty stench in the air and was getting closer. Jacob. Nessie shot up and ran into is arms. We all applauded her agility. She almost knocked him down. Rose got up pinching her nose. Jake rolled his eyes and refocused on nessie.
"So Jake you not running?" I asked casually
"Nah" he said. He didn't look up he was fixated with nessie
I sighed and went sit next to Edward. He welcomed me with open arms. I gleefully crawled into them. He nuzzled my neck. I would have blushed if I was human.
"I'm bored" Emmett complained.
Everyone shot him a deadly glare. Except Jacob he looked at us confused.
"Don't ask" I said and shuddered at the memory. Those words he just said caused things that would haunt me for the rest of my eternal life.
"What happened!" he excitedly he was very intrigued. Everyone looked like they were about to explode with laughter. Every except Emmett and I of course.
"Bella and Emmett got pretty hot and heavy last night" Rose said every one burst in to laughter Jacob was the hardest.
I growled. Esme and Carlisle were frozen. "Is that why you were bouncing off our walls?" she asked still stunned.
"It was a dare! " I pleaded. Yet they still laughed. I sighed I nudged jasper who was chuckling and gave him a pleading look and he nodded the rooms atmosphere was calmed down. I sat back. Edward was still smiling at the memory.
""Do you really think you should be smiling? "I raised an eyebrow to him.
"You would not leave me even if you tried" he growled into my ear. I rolled my eyes. "Anyway I really am bored" Alice said sincerely Emmett opened his mouth then closed after the looks we gave him.
"Let's go out "Alice suggested excitedly Rose and Alice started bouncing and clapping. And it got scary when Emmett joined and started squealing in a high pitched voice sending vibrations throughout the house.
"O.m.g I can't wait to do my hair and pick and outfit and …"he said going up the stairs still hoping and clapping. We sat there gaping at what we saw. Then there slow movement. Then everything went back to normal.
"Ok…" Alice said then grabbed my arm and began leading me upstairs I gave her a confused look "I know you have clothes at home but really do you just want to get dressed and undressed?" she asked.
Edward mumbled "I do "
"Where doing it my way" she said simply, ignoring him
"Oh joy "I said ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Five minutes and a gazillion outfits later we reappeared we all wearing similar outfits. Short black dresses. Simply and sassy. They boys were already dress and were sitting around like they were waiting for a century.
"How come they got off so easy?"I complained I felt ridiculous. She shrugged.
"Where are we going?" jasper asked
"A club in port Angeles" she replied knowing. I was to tired to object I went to Jacob "Can you stay the night? "I asked knowing the answer
"Yup" he beamed at me and continue playing with nessie.
"Ok, ok, ok let's go" she and Rose danced out the door we all followed glumly after them. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Once in the car we sped down the streets.
"What are we going to do when we get there? obviously not drink" I said
"We should have a bet" Emmett suggested
"On what" Rose asked
"How many numbers we could score" Emmett said
"Interesting "Alice said while I was gapping I looked at Edward for help he was smiling "guys against girls?"
"Awesome game on "he boomed as we parked
"This is gonna be so fun yay" Alice said
"Nay" i said quietly"
"What's happens if you win? "Rose asked We stopped and thought.
"losing team has to go on a triple date with one of their numbers" Alice declared
"Ok agreed we commence back here at 12:30" and with that it began. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ We walked in I was nervous. It reeked of alcohol. We separated I went to sit at the bar. It started immediately. "Hi came I buy you a drink" that's how all of them started.
I put on my cutest face" no thanks but your number is just fine" After about 10 minutes I got up it started to look like a line was forming I went to find Alice. I found her getting a number and walk away when she saw me.
"How are we doing?"She asked. I held up the fat roll of paper her eyes widened and held up and identical roll.
"How much longer?"Rose complained coming to us.
"10 more minutes "I informed them
"Then we shall kick it up a notch" Alice said. We gave a confused look and she looked around and pointed and we got it we were soooo gonna win ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 12:30 sharp we went out side we didn't see the boys. I sighed and let my shield down to call Edward.
I know you're having a great time Eddie but times up if stay there any long we will foul you guys. I thought to him
Before I finished the boys walk out with smug looks on their faces. We rolled ours eyes and went to the cars. We drove faster then usual in antipation. We entered the house quickly. Jacob was holding nessie as she slept stroking her hair. We went straight in to the dinning room. We cleared off the table and began counting.
"67" Edward said proudly
We laughed and we said all said "106"
"How-how…"Emmett said I said
"well you said we had to get numbers …you didn't say it had to be all from
guys "and with that we got up and smiling."Have fun on your dates" I called over my
shoulder.
They stood there mouths open.
Then Emmett said "that is hot"
