Thanks for the ideas, but I really did not get too many great ideas. Keep sending them though!
"I want Jasper to go next!" screamed Alice jumping up and down like a little kid.
"Fine Alice, just calm down," said Jasper picking up his first gift. I noticed it was mine, and I gulped, wondering how he would take it. Jasper slowly unwrapped the present, and then looked at me stunned.
It was a book entitled How to resist Temptations in your Diet! by Louis Roderick. A step-by-step guide to resisting foods that you find most tempting. Emmett burst out laughing while Jasper kept staring at me. Then he got up and stormed out of the room. I instantly felt guilty. I did not know he still blamed himself so much for the birthday party incident.
"Don't feel bad Bella, if Jasper wasn't so moody he would have found it funny. It was a good gag gift," Edward told me and I slapped him.
"DARN YOU EDWARD CULLEN!" I yelled and started punching him all over, forgetting about the pain that was shooting up my arms.
"BELLA!" he yelled as I jumped up and down on him, while screaming, "I'M A BIG KID NOW!" repetitively.
"JASPER HALE YOU WILL STOP THAT RIGHT NOW!" screamed Alice joining in the commotion. Edward managed to grab me, as I struggled against his ironclad grip.
"I'M A BIG KID NOW! I'M A BIG KID NOW!" I yelled repeatedly, until Esme ran out the room and grabbed Jasper. She picked him up and threw him out the window of the house, watching it smash. Instantly I felt better as he went out the window, his concentration on controlling my emotions distracted for a moment. As he walked back into the house, Esme stood there scowling at him. "JASPER! YOU WILL STOP THIS RIGHT NOW! YOU WILL BUY ME A NEW WINDOW! YOU WILL SIT DOWN AND OPEN THE REST OF YOUR PRESENTS AND YOU WILL ENJOY YOURSELF!"
Jasper sat down and Alice threw him an evil glare. "No Jasper and Alice time tonight!" she growled, "You made Bella upset!" and with that, she threw another present at him, hers.
He tore open the wrapping paper aggressively, and saw another book entitled How to Get Over Depression and See the Sunshine in the World again.
"I thought you might need it!" she growled, "And obviously I was right!"
Jasper threw the book onto the ground and grabbed another present, wanting to get this over as fast as he could. It was from Emmett.
"A mood ring!" he said laughing, "I thought you could use it! Plus it would let us all know how you are feeling right now!" Jasper put the ring on his finger. It turned a dull blue color. "You are feeling Joyful," said Alice reading the little card that came with the mood ring. "Me thinks its broken Em," she said, and he shrugged.
Jasper grabbed the next present from Esme and opened it. It was a hideous looking necklace with a huge jasper stone in the center. "Thought it would go with your eyes dear," and he scowled at her as he put it on. Next, he grabbed Carlisle's present and used his teeth to rip open the wrapping paper. "Tickets for a therapist," he said, and Jasper growled. Man, everyone was really getting him angry!
Then he grabbed the present from Edward and opened it. It was another book about getting over depression.
"Just you wait!" said Jasper, "Just you wait!"
