A Night at the Cullen's 3 - snort snort snort
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After a night of mocking and gloating, the boys called up their dates glumly. I personally found it hilarious, but Edward has been giving me daggers for the past twelve hours. Emmett's date was Samantha, and she had a high nasally voice and just hearing it made you frail and every time she laughs it came out "snort ,snort ,snort". Jasper's was Estelle, and she spoke extremely fast and was really in your face. Good thing he was a vampire. Last but not least there was Edward's, Janelle she was a too little touchy for my taste, but Edward will handle him self I know he will. Tonight is the night. Alice rose and I couldn't be more ecstatic about tonight, not only the boys are going to go through hell but we were going too…secretly…
-Flashback-
They just finished their calls sorrowfully, and plopped down next to us on the couch pouting. They have been begging for us to relinquish the bet, we kept saying no.
The boys shared a glance and their face went thoughtful for a moment, they got to leave.
"You really want us to be alone with these girls?" Emmett asked in his most stern voice I ever heard from him and they left.
I did not know if they meant about their self control of their significant bloodlust, or just that there may be a attraction between them I went over the girls in my head and shook my head .No, no there won't…
I looked at Alice and rose and they actually had worry on their face. I scoffed at them and they looked at me with questionable eyes.
"Maybe we should not make them go…"Alice said slowly
"Maybe we should not let them go alone "I corrected smiling mischievously.
"How will we get away with" Alice said pointing to her head I looked at her incredulously and pointed to myself smiling…
-End of Flashback
I could not wipe the cheesy grin that was shameless plastered all over face, as we heading to the Cullen house. They boys were already ready. We walked in-well I skipped- into the living room, to see Alice and Rose in the similar state as myself. I went over to them and sat down.
We smiled sweetly to the boys; their returning smiling weren't as pleasant. I shrugged it off.
We needed them out so we can prepare. "Its almost 9 you should not keep them waiting" I scolded Emmett muttered something I didn't catch and the head out the door.
I gave Edward a kiss before shooing him out the door as well As soon as they left the premises we raced upstairs we came down dress in all black. Spyware.
We stood in front of the house to go over our plan.
"Camera?"Alice asked "Check "I said
"Walkie talkies?" "Check?"I didn't know why we needed them
"Shield?"
I rolled my eyes" check, let's go!" and with that we were on our way. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ We walked into the movie theater cautiously. We spotted them going into the 6th theater. It was a scary movie. How original.
We brought our tickets and went to the food court for our props. We wanted to wait until to room was dark just in case. everything. Once we heard the announcer say the movie was about to start we walked in. They were sitting in the middle. We sat 5 rows behind them. It was a good hearing distance and the boys won't be able to smell us.
They were silent for a while. So we just observed. Emmett looked close to tears. If that was possible. I felt jasper send a wave of calm through the area, probably trying to keep his date at bay. Edward looked like he was in actual pain, every time his date touched him he would stiffen. We were already having difficulty holding back laughter. "So… Emmett will you be scared?" Samantha asked
"Uhh…I hope not" he replied
For some reason she laughed, the whole theater was filed with 'snort, snort, snort 'the guys looked horror-stricken. Rose, Alice and I roared with laughter. I cursed and pulled them on the ground before we got caught.
After what felt like an eternity Alice gave us the heads up. We sat in our seats again and continued to follow the conversation.
"So Eddie …how far do you live?" she asked seductively her hands trailing up his arms. I made a gagging sound.
"Far" he said in tone saying he wasn't interested. I smirked.
Alice was perched on her seat it was obviously jasper's turn. "so-jasper-do-people-call-you-jazz-or-jazzy-jasper-is-such-a-old-time-name-speaking-of-old-how-old-are-you-you-look-19-20-21-22-hmm-well-it-doesn'tmatter-most-peoples-names-are-normal-like-micheal-or-richie-or-BOB!!...". Jasper was staring at her in shock we all were and she was still going
. After about ten minutes she shut up and they watched the movie. A while later the girls excused their selves and went to the restroom .I turned to rose and Alice and we shared a look and got up to follow them.
We pretended to wash our hands and look in the mirrors as we recorded their conversation. "So how do you like your guys"
Sam asked "Emmett is really funny and cool they all are but kinda scary hmm…I like that" she said and they continued their conversation on their way out if the bathroom.
I turned to Alice and Rose and asked "phase two?" I asked They nodded. Good
Phase two: Corruption ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ We all moved our seats farthest away from them so we couldn't be caught. We got our 'props' and took our seats. Alice looked at me and I nodded encouragingly. First victim:
Edward Cullen
She got a quarter sized piece of candy and flung it directly at Edward. The girls screamed and were shushed. He looked around frantically but suspected no one. We were vibrating violently with laughter. We changed our seats again for our next victim. Jasper Hale
Rose flung a piece of ice at him and he looked murderous we sunk down in our seats laughing. After five minutes it was time for our last victim.
Emmett Cullen
I took the liberty for this one I took a huge hand full of popcorn a flung it blindingly fast at his head . "WHAT THE HELL!!!"He said in a monotone that nearly scared the crap out of me, he looked quite scary at this point.
They shushed him and he growled everyone grew quiet. We had to go before them found us out after ten minutes we snuck out.
We ran outside laughing so very hard. We ran home to kill all the evidence and get ready for them. I got impatient so texted him.
Fr: Bella To: Edward How's it going when are you coming home Bella
I waited for a good 10 seconds then my phone buzzed
Fr: Edward To: Bella Were on our way now, it was weird someone kept screwing with all night Edward
Five minutes later them burst through that door looking like hell came. They went to us and curled up in our laps and pretended to cry.
We laughed and got up and stood in front of them. "I guess your night wasn't so hot" Alice began
"So we have a gift for you" Rose continued through their confused looks.
"This is what we did tonight!"I finished
We set everything up and pressed play after a few minutes they were shocked into silence. We went to the bathroom scene and they looked ill.
We let it play and we excused our selves so they wont try to kill us when they found out it was us corrupting them. Then we heard it "IT WAS THEM!!" they all yelled
As soon as we they watched Emmett's loud boom "WHAT THE HELL" they got up and began looking for us.
Uh -oh
To my surprise they didn't come for us they went into the kitchen and I heard shuffling. We went down the stairs cautiously. They hand full of food.
Wha? ...oh….OH CRAP!!!
Suddenly Alice yelled "RUN!!!"
We all separated and soon enough them house was covered in all this crap. I felt sorry for the s. that had to clean this up.
When I thought it was safe I came out the closet. Literally Emmett came at out of no where and lunged at a flipped out of the way only to hear a huge crash. There was a huge Emmett shaped hole in esme's wall. Everyone froze .Emmett laughed like a maniac.
"Esme is gonna be pissed!"I accused. Sounding like a 5 year old
We heard their car approach we all ran out the kitchen into the living to play in cool. "Hello" they greeted us from the doorway.
"Hey" we murmured
She went to the kitchen She dropped to her knees and screamed bloody murder" MY WALL!!!NO!!!.... WHY!!?"
Carlisle shook his head and went upstairs and muttered" every time we leave them alone every freaking time…" We all looked at each other while Esme was still screaming in the background.
Then Emmett started chuckling .we all looked at him incredulously.
"What "he asked .he rolled his eyes and muttered "Samantha would have found it funny."
