A/N: Wow That was a long break...well for me .Anyway to the story.


"God that woman is a bitch!" Nessie said sitting down after her day with Jacob.

"Who taught you that word?!" I asked. Before she answered Emmett slammed himself on the couch.

"God that bitch!" He practicly yelled.

"Emmett!!" I yelled.

"What?" He asked.

"Watch your lauguage. Rennesme is taking after you"

"Damn" He muttered.

"Momma"Nessie,said tugging on my shirt" What's a bitch?"

"UH...." I didn't know what to say.

"Its a female Jacob" Emmett explained.

"Like Leah?" She asked.

"Umm...Yeah" Emmett answered." Leah's pretty bitchy"

"Emmett!!" I yelled again.

"Well don't act like you weren't thinking it.

"Well..."

"Ha!"

Edward walked in and pulled Nessie into his lap.

"Daddy" She began

"Hm"

"Leah's a bitch!" She said excitedly ,clapping her small hands together. Edward choked ,then turned to glar at Emmett.

"What? Bella was in on it to!" He pointed his finger at me.

"Did not!"

"Whatever" Emmett muttered" SON OF A BITCH I'M MISSING MY SHOW!!!"

"See!" I said to Edward. Emett grabbed the remote,and flipped to the movie channel. The credits started to play.

"What movie is this?" I asked.

"The Forty year old virgin-" Emmett said,then turned slowly to Edward grinning like an idiot.

"Momma" Nessie said,tugging on my shirt" What's a Virgin?"

"A hundred year old Edward" Emmett answered. We all stared at him.

"What like you weren't thinking it!"

"Well..."

"HA!"

Jasper walked in a sat down.

"Jasper guess what" Nessie said.

"Daddy's a hungred year old virgin!!" She said. Jasper and Emmett roared with laughter while ,Edward scrolled.

"Stop teaching her those words!!" I ordered Emmett.

"Oh their just harmless" He waved it off.

I crossed my arms and pout. Jasper,sensing my mood, crossed his arms and legs and pouted.

"Dude" Emmett said" you look gay."

"Emmett...Words!" I said

"Momma" Nessie said tugging on my shirt"What's gay"

"They way Jasper asks almost all the time." Emmett answered.

"Emmett!!"

"What like you weren't thinking it!"

"Well..."

"HA!"

Alice walked in and sat down.

"Alice guess what!"Nessie yelled.

"What" She said, she didn't look into the futer so Nessie could have her little surprise.

"Jasper's gay!"

Alice paled.

"Well that's not surprised now is it" Emmett muttered.

"Oh now we can shop together" Alice said playing along , bouncing in hypro speed, only truley excited about the shoping.

"Ali" Emmett said" You look high"

"Momma" Nessie said,tugging on my shirt" What's high mean"

"Acting really silly and weird...Just like aunty Ali." Emmett explained

"God Emmett!!" I yelled

"What like you weren't thinking it"

"Well..."

"Ha!"

Carlisle walked in and sat down.

"Carlisle guess what?" Nessie said.

"What" He asked,smiling

"Alice is high!!"

"Well" Carlisle said" Vampires can't get high, and i'm sure she doesn't want to"

"Yeah yeah" Emmett said "We all know your everyone's sexy doctor and knows everything."

"Momma" Nessie said, tugging on my shirt." What's sexy?'

"Someone really pretty" Emmett answered, and I relaxed" Someone like freaks like Jessica, Mike and Lauren, will never be."

"Emmett!" I yelled

"What like you weren't thinking it!"

"Well..."

"HA!"

Esme walked in and sat down.

"Esme guess what?"

"What?" She answered

"Carlisle is sexy!" She yelled

"Oh my...." She sighed

"Oh she knows Nessie" Emmett said " That why they have sex for hours."

"Momma" Nessie said Tugging on my shirt." What's sex?"

"Something Edward had to be a prude about, and waited more then a century to have" Emmett answered.

"Emmett!!" I yelled.

"What like you weren't thinking it!"

"Well..."

"Ha!"

Rosalie walked in and sat down.

"Aunty Rose guess what!"

"What?" She asked

"Daddy get's to have sex now!" She yelled.

She sighed and muttered "Idiot" In Emmetts's direction.

"Momma" Nessie said,tugging on my shirt"What's an idiot?"

"A Emmett." We all Answered.


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