Remember Deadpool? Yeah, that same wacky Deadpool we've all come to know and love, no matter how annoying he can get.
Well…this story takes place when Hellboy returns from the year 2999, and is now stuck in the year 2020. At this time, Hellboy was confused. And very tired from the time travelling.
He decided to meet up with Deadpool in a bar, although, I'm still not sure why, even to this very day.
He told Deadpool about his unusual adventures in the year 2999, when he just by chance happened to mention that the Super-Skrull IV of that time was impersonating him.
Deadpool was outraged.
"HE WHAT!?!?!?" Deadpool roared in anger. "Well, that no good cotton pickin'--that does it!!!!" he said, standing up and storming out of the small and quiet bar.
"Hey, Deadpool! Where you headin'?" Hellboy called after him.

"TO SAVE THE EARTH, IN THE YEAR 2999!!!!"

"Wow." Hellboy thought to himself. "I didn't think Deadpool could think that far into the future!"
From this point onwards is where we leave Hellboy behind, that is why this story is called "Deadpool: 2999 One-Shot Special" and not "Hellboy: 2999 One-Shot Special".
The Baxter Building. Home of Marvel's First Family, The Fantastic Four.
Deadpool entered the building, casually strolling in as if he did so every other day of the week.
"Excuse me, Sir." the secretary called after him. "Can I help you?"
"I need to see Mr. Fantastic." he replied as he continued to walk towards the elevator.
"I'm sorry, Sir, but Mr. Fantastic and the rest of the Fantastic Four aren't here at the moment. They're off on a mission." the secretary apologised, leading Deadpool back to the main entrance.
"Dammit!" Deadpool said, as he walked out of the building in a huff.
Deadpool walked down the street as he shuffled his feet.
"Now what am I supposed to do?!?!" he groaned aloud.
A robot came from around the side of the building, startling Deadpool.
"Hello." the robot said, taking no notice of the twin Uzis Deadpool had pointed at the robots head.
"I have just what you need, costumed vigilante."
"Unlimited booze, chicks and money?" answered Deadpool.
"Even better!"
"What could be better than unlimited booze, chicks and money?!?!" Deadpool asked.
"A time-travelling machine to bring you to wherever and whenever you want!" the robot replied.
"Great! Just what I wanted!" Deadpool said , jumping up in eagerness, yet still disappointed that he wasn't getting unlimited booze, chicks and money. "You must be the Robot that travelled with Hellboy."
"Yes. Yes I am. Now follow me, Sir."
"Sir?" Deadpool said as he cocked his head to one side.
"Call me Deadpool! It sounds so much less puny than "SIR"!!!!"
"Very well then, Sir Deadpool!" the Robot said as it rushed away.
"HEY!" Deadpool said in anger, running after the Robot.

***

A rundown factory in one of the more desolate areas of New York.
Deadpool followed the little Robot into this factory. It was cold, damp and empty.
"I don't like it in here Widdle Wobot! Where's my mammy?!?!" Deadpool said looking around wearily.
"Don't worry, Sir Deadpool. It's just through this door." the Robot said pointing to a door at the other end of the factory.
Deadpool walked over to the door. " The Boogie Man isn't gonna jump out at me, is he?" Deadpool asked putting his hand to the handle.
Just before he turned the handle to open the door, the door they first entered in burst open and someone came running in.
"Great Googly-Moogly's, Everybody! It's Mr. Fantastic!!!!" Deadpool yelled out in surprise.
"Deadpool! If you go to the year 2999, you will mess with the entire Space Time Continuum!"
"The Space-Time-What-A-Ma-Thing!?!?" Deadpool asked, very confused. "Speaky the Englie!"
"If you go to the year 2999, you'll change everything for Hellboy! Don't go!!!!" Mr. Fantastic demanded.
Deadpool took out one of his Uzis and pointed it at Mr. Fantastic. "Hellboy wants me to go on this journey! And you can't tell me where I can and cannot go, Brainbox! Now I either go through this portal without any fuss… or I go through this portal after putting several bullets into your head!"
Mr. Fantastic didn't have to think twice (he usually doesn't). he backed away slowly, his hands up in surrender.
"That's what I thought!" Deadpool smirked and turned and jumped into the portal, dragging the Robot along with him.
"AND AWAAAAAYYY WEEEEE GOOOOOOOoooooooooooooo…!!!!!!!!!!!!!*"

***

The year 2999:
Deadpool and Robot landed with a hard "thud" sound onto the hard ground of the year 2999.
"Robot!" A voice yelled.
Deadpool looked up to see a tall, bony skeleton like figure charging towards them.
"Where's my money, Robot!?!?" the strange person demanded.
"I don't have it Mr. Unknown." Robot sighed. (Read Hellboy Legends 2999 to find out more about Mr. Unknown).
"FINE! You are fired because--"
"Excuse me!" Deadpool said as he got up and brushed himself down.
"but nobody talks to my Robot friend like that, and gets away with it!" he growled.
"And you are…?" Mr. Unknown asked.
"I, am Deadpool!" he said as he took out his twin Uzis. "And you, are DEAD!!!!"
A melee of bullets were released from the twin Uzis, "budda-budda-budda" was all that you could here as Mr. Unknown was killed instantly, his body ripped to shreds. Several seconds past before a twitch could be seen coming from the body's left arm. Then, slowly but surely, the body rose up from the ground. Mr. Unknown was still alive!
"I'll give you one more chance, Robot!" Mr. Unknown said as he picked out the bullets from his body. "But next time we meet you're metal scrap unless you have my money!"
There was a flash of light and Mr. Unknown was gone.
Deadpool put away his guns and looked around as he took in the surroundings of the year 2999.

***

Deadpool walked down the street looking at every face he could, watching everyone. If there was even one face that he thought was out of the ordinary, he'd approach them with caution.
This happened several times. He shook and rattled them for information until he knew that they knew nothing, and then, he would let them go. Each one ran off screaming in terror, not knowing what to make of Deadpool.
"Deadpool."
It was Iron Man.
"Leave the poor civilians alone, damn it." he said as he descended from the sky. "Or I'll place you under arrest for harassment."
Deadpool was about to give one of his smart wisecrack retorts when multiple gun-shots could be heard around the corner from where they were standing.
Without hesitation Iron Man rushed towards the gun-shots, Deadpool followed behind, not sure whether he really wanted to follow Iron Man to the scene of the crime. Luckily for Deadpool, he did follow him.
"Deadpool! Stop shooting everything!" Iron Man demanded.
"But I'm not." the quiet Deadpool that was standing behind him said.
"I wasn't talking to you. I was talking to that Deadpool!" he said pointing to an exact double of the Deadpool that was shooting everything.
"AH-HA! Now I've got you!"
"WHAT?!?!?" Iron Man asked in confusion.
"I've been looking for that double of me all day! That's why I was annoying everyone. Not harassing them! He's the end of the world as we know it!" Deadpool explained and ran off to confront the double (see Hellboy Legends 2999 Chapters 12 and 13).
"You go take care of it then. I've just been informed of an overpowered Hellboy. I better go take care of it!" Iron Man said as he flew off (referring to when Hellboy turned into Anung Un Rama in "Hellboy Legends 2999" Chapters 4 to 6).
Deadpool continued to run towards his clone. He confronted it with ease. Clashing sword for sword, fist for fist.
The two of them then stabbed each other simultaneously.
"Ah-ha!" the real Deadpool said. " whoever blacks out first is the fake Deadpool!"
Fortunately, Deadpool was right. The clone slumped to the ground unconscious. It transformed back to it's Super-Skrull form, not having the same healing factor that Deadpool has.
Deadpool took out on of his Uzi's. he then shot the Super-Skrull several times in the head. He then took out one of his swords and severed the Skrull from the waist down to make double sure that it was dead.
"Heh-heh. With one of the two Super-Skrulls dead, they can't activate the bombs to destroy the entire Earth! My job here is done!" he said, and walked down the street, satisfied with himself.
But then, he just realised something. Without the tiny little Robot that got him here, he cannot go home.
"Hey!" Deadpool yelled out in anger, frustration and confusion. "ROBOT? Where did you go?!?!"
Luckily for him though, Anung Un Rama was making its way towards Deadpool in a throng of rage.
Out of no where, Robot appeared. The Robot scurried ahead warning civilians to run and hide.
"Hey! Robot!" Deadpool yelled in panic, and taking the chance while he had it.
"Yes?" it asked.
"Do you want to survive this evil Hellboy dude there?!?!"
"YES!" the Robot said, nodding his head up and down really, really fast.
"Then bring me home to the year 2020!!!!!" Deadpool said really, really fast. Deadpool didn't have to ask twice. There was an instant flash of light and Robot and Deadpool were transported back to the factory several moments after they had left.
"Phew!" Deadpool sighed. "Now to go find Hellboy. I'll return this ANNOYING little Robot of his to him and I can get back to my normal life. Well, as normal as life gets for me. Oh, great! Now I'm talking to myself! AGAIN! This is a revelation…"
Deadpool left the factory pleased with himself, but also upset that he realised that he was talking to himself, again, and decided to have an argument with himself over as well.

"Th-Th-Th-That's All F-Folks!"

The End!

Deadpool's Adventure Ends Here. But Don't Worry, Read
Hellboy Legends 2999 Chapter 15 To Find Out What Happens Between
Deadpool, Hellboy and the little ANNOYING Robot.