Some really random ways to piss off bakura.. i think you can piss him off with everything ^^
He seems like someone that is very fast annoyed....
Hahahah i think thati could not write much about ryou , i actually never seen him pissed off... =3
He's such a cutiee .. don't you guys think ?
Well here are 101 things to piss off bakura ^^
And they are really random !
1. Whenever you pass Bakura at school, grab his Millennium ring and throw it out the window, yell "Fetch Bakura Fetch!"
2. Whenever Bakura goes into one of his rants about the joys of taking over the world, close your eyes, lean back on your chair, tilt your head back and moan, say "I LOVE it when you talk dirty Bakura!"
3. Take a habit of knocking him to the ground in class every time he touches his millennium ring, always reply when he attacks you afterwards that you thought he was going to send yugi to the shadow realm, and that you were only doing it for his own protection.
4. Charm Joey to follow him everywhere.
5. Annoy Bakura to the point where he leans in close to you, sneering dangerously. When he finishes raise your eyebrows and ask "Are you coming onto me?"
6. In a crowded hallway randomly shout out whenever Bakura passes you, "Why didn't you call me back?!"
7. Proceed to run away, crying.
8. Replace Bakura's millennium ring with a dildo and a rope (secretly) , ask him to show his beautiful item loudly.
9. Sneak into his bed late at night, in the morning when he starts to stir whisper "Good morning Bakura-poo." in his ear.
10. Send him sappy love letters signed 'One of his invisible friends'.
11. Ask him if he ever cuts himself.
12. Chant "Oooh, he's Bakur-a-licious!" whenever he walks past you.
13. Scream "You British Gaylord" whenever he says the word 'Destroy'.
14. Get a tattoo that says 'I heart bakura', show it to him the next day.
15. At random moments, pelt Bakur with holy water, chanting "The power of Christ compels you!"
16. Slap him across the head and say "Tomb robber" every time he says the words 'I Hate you'.
17. Tell him that Marik wants his Millennium dildo back.
18. Stare at him all the time, if he breaks eye contract scream "I win!". *
19. Sneak into Bakura room while he sleeps and poke him, when he wakes up and explodes, screaming why are you here, smile and reply "Cause I just wanted to say hi!" run out giggling.
20. Stop him in the corridor, ask him if he wants to go to El kuna with you.
21. Whenever Bakura yells to leave him alone you say '' Need some alone time with your invisible friends ? ''
22. Hide in his Toilet, jump out when he sits on it and yell "Surprise!".
23. Put shampoo in his shower head.
24. Compliment him on his hair the next day.
25. Send him letters confessing your un-dying love for him during Class, wink and make kissy faces at him while he reads it.
26. If you spot Bakura walking around a corner, scream and hex him, when he comes after you in a fit of rage, tell him that you mistook him for Yugi .
27. Mouth 'Hello kitty' to him, constantly.
28. Giggle when he raises his eyebrows.
29. Ask him why he killed Voldemort.
30. Ask him if he knows what for make up ryou uses.
31. Trip Bakura up, say that Joey made you do it.
32. Charm a Furbie to follow him around, make the Furbie say "You like to touch yourself ''whenever he opens his mouth.
33. Drop hints that you've planned something terrible to happen to him.
34. Sit back and enjoy watching Bakura become paranoid and on edge.
35. Slap a silly hat on his head, take a picture.
36. Run up to him during Class and ask enthusiastically if he wants to hear a knock knock joke.
37. Cry if he says no.
38. Sell Bakura's millennium ring on eBay.
39. Stare at him with a dazed look every evil council of doom meeting.
40. When he notices this and asks if there is something wrong, reply "Ich Liebe Dich, mein Liebling."
41. Prey he doesn't speak German.
42. Slap a sticker on his forehead that says 'I date her' with a arrow in your direction.
43. Hit him, for no reason at all.
44. Throw rose petals in his wake, singing 'Here comes the bride'.
45. Sing the fun song whenever he's in a bad mood. [ From spongebob squarepants , when he explains to Plankton what fun is]
46. Hugg him every time yugi says destiny.
47. Offer him skittles.
48. Go "Bow chicka wow wow!" anytime he passes or enters the class room.
49. Talk gansta, all the time.
50. Be at his side all the time, whenever someone asks you what you are doing with Bakura, place your arm around his shoulder and say "We're just gonna bounce and chill at my crib, me and my hommie B-Dog here, yeah, west-SIDE!"
51. Ask him if he knows who Ryou bakura is.
52. Offer to 'Send him to the Pink realm. ' [ You know the shadow realm and this is my pink realm for ultimate torture]
53. Pour tomato sauce (ketchup for you Americans) down his pants, ask if he wants fries with that.
him, take notes.
55. Ask him if he needs the number of your psychiatry.
56. Write and choreograph a play about him for the school to perform. Initial it 'Bakura: The Musical'.
57 With yourself in the lead.
58. And all other roles.
59. Write him an essay on 'I''.
60. Giggle all the time when he says something.
61. Tell him he's 'Kura-tastic' or 'Kura-o-riffic' at random times.
62. Learn basic card tricks. Call yourself 'The Great Bakura-ini'.
63. Constantly approach him with a deck of cards, imploring him to "Pick a card, any card!"
64. Steal his millennium item and dye it pink with glitters, and blame on ryou.
65. Dye his toes pink , blame on Odeon.
66. When he leans in to copy your work – grab him by the collar, pull his face close to yours and say "Hiya Bakura!" happily.
67. Or kiss him, whichever you like best.
68. Ask him suggestively why he has such kitty and fluffy hair.
69. Ask him what shampoo he uses.
70. In the middle of the night, sneak into his Room, shake him awake and shine a torch in his face, shouting "Pineapple! Have you got any pineapple?!"
71. Go up to him at random times and shout "Where were you on the night of February the 2nd, 1846?!"
72. In the middle of the night wake him up and ask where he hid your Dildo.
73. If someone wakes you up, mutter as if coming out of a dream, "Bakura dear, come back to bed."
74. Let him watch a gay p*rn video for hours and hours.
75. At around midday, drag him back to his room and make him 'lunch in bed'.
75. Ask him if he's seen '40 Year Old Virgin'. Proceed to ask whether he was the inspiration for the movie.
76. Make him watch 'Sex and the City' with you, at any appropriate scene ( Sex scene) ask him explain the scene to you, in extreme detail.
77. Mumble "Duh, duh, duh, duh….' As Bakura enters the room, state that it's for dramatic effect.
78. Present him with a year's supply with condoms, tell him to put them to good use.
79. Ask him if he can lean you some tampons.
80. Jump on your desk during class and announce happily " KURA I'm not wearing any underwear today!"
81. Ask him if he's a Vampire.
82. Interrupt him as he answers, ask him if he knows Edward Cullen, exclaim that he just has to introduce you to him!
83. Claim that he is your long lost twin.
84. Hold an Evil council of doom meeting in his bathroom, while he's in there with only a towel.
85. Once a month, hide a ravenous weasel under his bed.
86. If he insults you, simply state that he shouldn't talk about his mother that way.
87. Create a Yugi moto fan club, make Bakura the president.
89. During class, go up to him, sit on his lap, nuzzle your head into his chest and ask him to read you a story.
90. Yell in class "Need a brush over there bakura?!"
91. Insist that he'd look good in a man-kini.
92. Every time he comes near you, yell that he's trying to rape you .. AGAIN !
93. Nickname your fluffy pink pen'BaKura', talk to it during class.
94. Ask him where babies come from.
95. Tell him that you won't stop asking till he tells you.
96. If he still refuses, ask him to 'show' you how babies are made.
97. Hold a family reunion in his private quarters, when Bakura enters the room, oblivious to your plans, happily introduce him to Valon, exclaiming he's his long lost twin brother. Because they both have a accent.
98. 'Cry loudly when bakura askes you to answer something and claim he used you to get sex.
99. Mutter loudly in class '' Bakura still owes me rent."
100. Dress up like Marik, follow him around at a distance, sneering loudly "Have you killed Yugi Moto yet?"
101. Send him this list, to make him mad.
Well that were 101 ways to piss off bakura and i think that there are many more.. xD
But my inspiration is gone for Kura ^^
They were really random weren't they ?
Please review and i shall not send you to the Pink realm of glitterly doom !
