A/N: You guys are fantastic, thanks for the lovely, greatly appreciated reviews, but I was saddened to see that the lot of you who put me on your favorites and alerts did not review…it makes me a little sad, but I'm like pumped with inspiration thanks to all of you guys. Read and review.

Sorry for the grammar and spelling mistakes, I'll post an edited chapter tomorrow; this is just the unedited version. I figured you guys wouldn't want to wait another day

Playboy Meet Your Match

(Otherwise known as pmym)

Chapter 2:

A Seething Sasuke & a Laughing Sakura

Sasuke:

Sasuke was in pain, that stupid pink haired girl…the nerve of her…she had kneed him in the crotch and she had broke his nose….Oh boy she would pay for what she had done to him.

"Oh my lord Sasuke," Tenten rushed over to him, she hated seeing people hurt. The rest of the group was still laughing their pants off at the seen. "We have to get you to the nurse."

Sasuke choked, oh he was in pain…his crotch was on fire, that girl must have punched it have way in…

Tenten helped him up, and Naruto helped him walk or semi limp over to the building that held the nurse.

"See what I mean Sasuke, I told you so," Naruto chuckled out.

"Shut it, or every embarrassing moment you've had since you were in kindergarten will be revealed to the whole school."

Naruto shut up and opened the door into the nurse's office.

"Oh my," said the nurse as she saw the Uchiha. "What happened to him?" Shizune, the nurse inquired.

"A girl put him in his rightful place." Tenten and Naruto answered at the same moment.

Sasuke just glared at them, just as the rest of his group of friends walked into the infirmary.

Shizune looked at his nose and gave him a bag of ice to place on his hurt crotch.

"Man you really did take a beating," Shikamaru, the lazy one stated.

Sasuke was just about to retort when Shizune set his nose straight, and he gasped for air, trying not to let pain contort on his face.

"I'll go get your PE shirt and shorts because you can't walk around in those close otherwise it will look like you were murdered and came back to life." Kankuro stated and walked out the door heading towards the gym where the lockers were located.

Sasuke looked down to see that the blood from his nose had pooled down his shirt and was on his shorts too.

"Your nose should be fine; the cartilage just needs to mend itself, so no playing football for the next week or so." Shizune said placing a bandage over his broken nose.

She also handed him some Motrin to help with the pain and he gratefully took it with the glass of water she handed him.

"Now, the rest of you out of my office now," Shizune shouted at the loitering kids, "You too Sasuke, and leave that girl alone."

Sasuke gave her a dirty look as he walked out the door, where somehow, using some form of magic, Kankuro walked around the corner carrying Sasuke's gym clothes.

"Thanks, Kankuro," Sasuke responded as he took the clothes and walked into the office bathroom, not caring about his friends outside who kept making rude comments and such right in front of his face.

Once he had changed his clothes, he tossed his old clothes in the garbage can because he figured it would just be better to by new clothes than to have his housekeeper clean the blood of those ones. He didn't want the old woman to be asking questions he didn't want to answer.

One thing Sasuke was furious about was the fact that he couldn't play football this week and he so totally knew that Shizune would tell his coaches, Gai and Kakashi that he couldn't play. Sasuke was quarterback and homecoming game was this week, he did not want to miss it but now he had to because of that pink haired girl…what was her name?

Hmmm….Sasuke tried to remember what Lee had called her…Sak…something…Sakune, no that didn't seem right…Sakure, no but it was close to that….what was it….Sasuke was still pondering as he walked out the bathroom door…oh yeah, it's Sakura. Sasuke had finally remembered a girl's name for once in his life.

He promised himself that he would make her life a living nightmare until he was somehow able to find her weakness and if he had to, he would find some way for her to get kicked out of the school.

"So bast, how does it feel to have a girl best you at your own game," Naruto replied, an evil gleam sparkled in his clear blue eyes.

"Naruto I'm sure the whole school would love to see pictures from the time when you put on a girl's dress and walked around my house in it," Sasuke replied in a monotone…he had to silence Naruto anyway it took even if it meant using blackmail.

Naruto's face fell and his eye twitched. "You wo….uldn't d….are." Naruto stuttered like his girlfriend Hinata…he certainly did not want her to see those pictures of him.

The rest of his friends had their eyebrows raised at Naruto.

"Oh yes I would," Sasuke said walking out of the office, everyone was following him; they practically had most of their classes with each other.

The bell rang the moment Sasuke had made it to the quad area. He was mad today; all he wanted to do was go to his….

"Let's hurry, I can't be late again," Tenten rushed off to her class pulling Neji with her. Those two were always close together.

"See you," said some of his other friends leaving Ino, himself, Naruto, Shikamaru, and Sai going to their first period class, math analysis with Kakashi-sensei.

"Where's Hinata," Sasuke asked noticing that she wasn't with the group, as she usually was.

Naruto scratched the back of his head, "She went to go help out Anko with the art supplies."

Sasuke didn't respond but instead walked into the classroom followed by the rest of his groupies and sat in the back, while his friends sat towards the middle.

Sasuke's fan girls squirmed around him.

"Sasuke are you alright!"

"That darn witch will pay for doing that to you!"

"We will kill her!"

"Sasuke let me take care of you tonight!"

"No I'm going to take care of Sasuke tonight!"

What can he say….his fan girls just loved fighting over him? The bell rang again, signaling that class should start, but Kakashi was not here and for that, matter neither was Hinata.

Five minutes later…

"Sorry for being late class, I had to…" Kakashi couldn't finish his sentence.

"Save your lies," the class shouted at him.

"Hasn't anyone ever taught you guy's manners," Kakashi asked and glared at his students.

"Yeah, our parents taught us how to be prompt and on time," Naruto yelled and glared at Kakashi.

Kakashi was going to retort but just then, the classroom door opened and in walked Hinata followed by a pink hair girl.

Immediately the fan girls started to shout.

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Sakura:

Hinata had finished with the grand tour when the bell had rung and thanks to them being on the opposite side of the school when the bell rang, they were late to class.

Great….my first day of school and I'm late.

Hinata had opened the door and when the stupid chicken hair's fan club had seen her, they started to shout at her.

Sakura started to giggle and so did Hinata. A silver haired man who Sakura thought might be the teacher, quirked an eyebrow at her.

"Sorry we're late Kakashi-sensei, I was giving the new student Sakura Haruno a tour of the school," Hinata stuttered out.

(A/n: I hate putting spaces and periods between words to show people are stuttering so pretend they are.)

"Take your seat Hinata, you're excused," Kakashi said and Sakura could hear Hinata's release of breath.

"I'm Kakashi, your instructor for math analysis," Kakashi said and held his hand out and Sakura shook it.

The fan girls still hadn't quieted and Sakura could feel Sasuke's glare burning an invisible hole in her back.

Kakashi looked around the room for a moment and realized the only empty desk was next to Sasuke's right, even the fan girl's were afraid to sit next to him, in that close proximity. For one thing, they always fainted, and secondly Kakashi hated his class interrupted by them watching the fan girl drool.

"You can sit next to Sasuke Uchiha, the empty seat in the back." Kakashi responded and saw Sakura inhale. Oh no, hopefully she doesn't become another fan girl who drools….he didn't want to have to find more desks.

Sakura inhaled deeply, and Sasuke glared at her, his eyes boring into hers.

"Ummm…Kakashi sensei do you have any other seat, I don't want to sit next to that no good bast with hair like a chicken butt."

Kakashi gaped at her; she had just insulted the famous Uchiha Sasuke.

Everyone in the class went silent as Sasuke cracked his knuckles. Even his fan girls were silently wishing fro her death. Everyone knew that Sasuke was a dangerous person, they just never knew how dangerous.

"Do you have a problem with me," His voice held vehemence.

"Why yes I do," Sakura said laughing. "You pick on my friends and I will pick on you."

"That's enough," Kakashi shouted, "Sit down and stay quiet."

"Sorry sensei," Sakura responded and walked over to her seat; the whole time she held eye contact with Sasuke.

Sasuke sneered at her when she sat down next to him, but she just looked straight ahead appearing not to notice his sneer or the death glare that he was giving her.

Everyone in the room could feel the deathly aura around them and even Kakashi had to admit that these two hated each other, deeply.

Oh boy, do I have something to blab about to the rest of the teachers…Maybe Sakura was one of Sasuke's girls that he laid and kicked out and she wants to kill him for it. However, wait why does Sasuke want to kill her? Hmmm…Also, she is new here so they wouldn't have met before…nor did they? Interesting…

"I do not wish to teach today so free period…get ready for your quiz tomorrow." With that said Kakashi went on with his thoughts and he pulled out his perverted book and read at the same time.

The class groaned loudly when they heard Kakashi say quiz because they all knew that he gave quizzes harder then any other teacher on campus.

Some of the students began to walk about but Sasuke was still glaring at Sakura who had walked up and took the now empty seat that was next to Hinata. Sasuke walked on over to his group of friends to pay them a visit.

"So Sakura, what city do you come from?" Naruto asked.

"I'm from a little town outside Tokyo, maybe fifteen miles from it," Sakura tried to remember the distance.

"So what brings you to Konoha, the land of the boring," Shikamaru yawned.

"It's quite cheaper here and I figured it would be easier…" Sakura trailed off and looked out the window. She was going to give away some of her past, she knew she shouldn't that's why she had to stop herself.

"Would be easier to do what," Sasuke growled at her.

"You know for some odd reason you just tick me off, why don't you go burry yourself on the other side of the world and never come back," Sakura realized she was becoming just like the people she hated. She was becoming like the people that would degrade and take down other people.

She could see that Sasuke was taken aback by what she said which made her smile.

"How's your nose pretty boy?" Sakura asked innocently.

Sasuke growled and faced away from her.

"The nurse says it's broken," Ino, the blond said, "That was amazing punch you threw at him."

"Thanks, but it was off by a few centimeters," Sakura was frustrated with herself for that, but at least the kid got what he deserved.

"You sound like a true fighter," Ino said laughing, talking as if it were a joke.

"You hit like a man," Sasuke growled now facing her with yet another one of his famous glares.

Sakura rolled her eyes, "Did I forget to mention I'm an 8th degree black belt."

Ino stopped laughing and stared at her. Sasuke's mouth had dropped a slight inch and the rest of her group just looked at her.

"Why would you do karate," Hinata asked.

"Ummm…Self Defense…" Sakura trailed off, her eyes and face became distant.

"You probably had to take self defense because one of your boy friends got tired of your arrogant mouth and hurt you," Sasuke retorted, and then snorted.

Sakura's face went pale, well slightly paler than it already was and before anyone could register it, they noticed that Sasuke was slightly grinning because they knew that he knew that he had hit a sore spot.

"So what if that was the case; it wouldn't concern you now would it, Sasuke Uchiha. I don't care if you're popular, I don't care if those stupid girls might think you're hot and I don't honestly care if you hate my guts so if you leave me alone, I'll leave you alone." Sakura managed to talk between her hard locked teeth.

"So you don't think I'm hot?" Sasuke sneered at her.

"I'd rather look at a piece of cat turd then look at your ugly face and you chicken butt hair." Sakura said to him.

Sakura finally noticed that the rest of the class had gone silent and were listening to what she just said.

Sasuke growled at her, but thankfully before she could say anything else to humiliate herself the bell rang and she raced out the door leaving the Sasuke Uchiha in that ugly classroom.

Sakura needed to clean her mind of that darn Sasuke who kept on irritating her. No one that she had ever met in her life had ever provoked her as much as he did in two hours.

3 minutes later:

Sakura had easily found her Yearbook classroom and she walked up to the teacher who was currently grading papers.

He looked up when e felt the presence of a student's eyes on him.

"Oh, you must be Sakura, the new student," Iruka, the yearbook teacher said.

"Yes, that's me, here's the paper the told me to have you sign," Sakura handed him the paper and he signed it.

"You may sit wherever you like, there is no seating chart and seeing that there is only ten people in a class with forty desks you should be able to find a seat very easily."

"Hey Iruka, hey Sakura," Ino said as she trotted into the room with a girl that had two buns on top her head and another girl who was blond but had her hair sort all over the place.

"I'm glad to see you've already made friends," Iruka said and smiled at her.

Sakura took a seat next to Ino, Tenten and Temari and they all got to talking about everything, mostly they talked about her old home, and friends.

"So, why do you hate Sasuke," Tenten asked as blunt as always.

"He just hits the wrong nerves with me," Sakura responded.

"Bloody punch though, I heard you're a black belt," Tenten replied.

"Yeah, and proud of it," Sakura laughed and so did the other three girls.

"Get to work Iruka called, little did he know that they had already finished labeling and designing the sheet, it was hard to do, but Sakura had taken yearbook for eight years and she showed the other three how to get it done well under five minutes.

"I'm the head archer in the school, Temari is second," Tenten said.

"What a coincidence, I'm taking archer too," Sakura responded.

"Really, then you should join our after school club," Temari responded, "Even Ino joined this year and she hates sports except for cheerleading."

"I do not hate sports, basketballs fun to watch," Ino snorted.

"Yeah, that's only because your boyfriend is on the team," Tenten laughed.

Ino blushed and looked away.

"I would love to join, I really would but I have an after school job that I have to take do," Sakura responded a little saddened. Sakura knew that Kin was more important then a stupid sport.

"Where do you work, anyplace close, because I've been looking for a job," Ino piped up.

"Umm…I'm a house keeper for the lady I work with and she prefers that there is only one person besides her living in the house." Sakura lied through her teeth and hated it.

"That's cool," Ino replied.

The bell rang the next instance and Sakura was making her way towards the gym where she had PE with Lee. Moreover, she knew that Lee would probably want to talk most of the time. Boy she thought, she was sure making friends fast, but she liked the idea because she never really had true friends before today.

End of Chapter

A/N: I hope you people liked the second chapter, it was fun to write, and I hope you like it as much as you did the first chapter. I don't know when I can update next, maybe in two weeks, I'll keep you updated on my profile what's going on and when this will be updated. Schools a pain and they say I should be getting between 4-6 hours of homework everyday so that will eat up most of my time. I apologize in advance.

Can I get at least 13 reviews since so many of you have it on your alerts and favorites. Input on this story is greatly appreciated, and it will make me want to update FASTER.