11. Bella does not need a tour guide.
12. Or a lunch date.
13. Or a shoulder to cry on.
14. Wait...Eric's Asian?
15. Please insert a dollar twenty five for an additional three minutes.
16. James is an evil, rotten, JACKET STEALER!
17. Oh, yeah. And he eats people. Whatever.
18. Edward could always make Bella dance. (Feel free to insert the obvious Edward/pulling pants down joke here...)
19. Jacob Black is easily controlled. Just give him twenty bucks and he'll do anything.
20. Bella looks super ugly when she's dying.
You liiiike? Yah? Nah? Let me know or... *tries desperately to think of appropriate threat* …. I'll squeeze the jelly from your eyes. Actually, I've heard it's quite good on toast....
