Sorry it took so long to get out! I was preoccupied with starting a new story - 'Revenge is Sweeter' Pleeeease read it! :) Anyway, here you go!

21 When Edward walks into sunlight, not ONLY does he sparkle, but he bells sound too! Amazing!

22 Um, why isn't Bella wearing any pants in the kissing scene? (Wait, we have to learn something...Um...We learnt that Bella's a SLUT!....What?)

23 Laurent is 300 years old! Can I hear a 'Happy birthday Laurent, happy birthday Laurent, happy birthday dear Laur-Laur...'

24 Harry Clearwaters fish fry looks disgusting. Lets order pizza....

25 Edward looks sexy when he's sitting in the rain.

26 Bella on the other hand, just looks like a drowning warthog.

27 When Carlisle changes Edward, is it just me, or do they look a bit too....close? We learnt: There is a possibility both guys are gay.

28 Bella is glad she amuses Edward. (New Moon plotline: Bella pursues her lifelong dream of becoming a clown...)
29 Mood swings CAN actually give you whiplash!

30 Bella's smart. That's why she wanders around shady alleyways at night. What. A. Genius.

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