SORRY! I KNOW! I haven't updated in like, a month. I really have no excuse. So...yeah...

31. A guy you don't know not being at school for a few days comes under the "Strange" category.

32. Bella doesn't like the rain. In fact, any cold, wet thing, she doesn't really..... (We also learn here, that Bella is incapable of completing a full sentence).

33. Even though Forks is supposed to be super cold, they have a fan going in the biology lab.

34. Throwing red liquorice at someone to get their attention isn't rude at all.

35. No, seriously, just ask Tyler.

36. Bella's not planning on wasting her time. That's why she's staring so much.

37. An article about speedo padding on the swim team in a school newspaper is a "Good One!" and isn't at all inappropriate.

38. Wait....Forks High has a swim team? Back to number 33, ISN'T IT SUPPOSED TO BE COLD?

39. According to Charlie, Billy's the bomb.

40. Purple is...cool. (WOW! Bella sure is greatwith those adjectives!)

Again, sorry for not updating. You may punish me.

Nothing too torturous like watching the Twilight kissing scene over and over or anything.

That'd just be cruel.