He he he...No comment.
41. Charlie's house only has ONE bathroom! Gasp! How will our snobby narrator survive?
42. Bella and Jacob used to make mud pies together when they were little. (Good times. Goood times.)
43. According to Smella, Charlie only has one good quality. The fact that he doesn't hover. (Two things. Firstly, BITCH! Secondly, has she FORGOTTEN his moustache? NOBODY forgets the moustache. NOBODY!)
44 Edward has a hairy hand (If you look really closely....)
45. Whereas James' are DIRTY! (Seriously, James, there's this new thing called WASHING YOUR HANDS! Try it.)
46. Bella's SUCH a pessimist! Example: Edward: Private joke. We matriculate a lot...*chuckle* Bella: That's kinda miserable. *emo scowl* (He honestly hasn't dumped her yet?)
47. Eddie's piano room is SO creepy. (Fog? Inside? Really?)
48. At certain points in the movie, Carlisle reminds me of Yoda. (NOT IN LOOKS!) Just the way he speaks.... "Edward! You must find the will! Find the will to stop..." (Anyone else see it? No? Ok...)
49. Victoria and James, like, totally have a "thing" going on.
50. Hippie restaurant owners are constantly thinking about cats.
Quick question: DOES ANYONE READING THIS WATCH SHORTLAND STREET?????
Anyone? No? Yes?
Probably not.
Ok..Um...I'll update sooner next time! Promise! xxx
