Chapter 1: From Under the Radar; Schemes are Afoot

We open in West City, at the Capsule Corp building, a business meeting holds place between the shareholders of Capsule Corp. and a CC employee Ious Doob presenting a new capsule product to the board.

Doob – As you can see Mrs. Briefs, (pointing to a blown up image of the invention blueprints), by utilizing CC storing capabilities, we can instantly have ammunitions and additional support for the Royal Army and their troops--

Bulma-Wait a second, (Stands up and approaches Doob to where they are face to face) did you call me Mrs.? Are you trying to tell me I'm Old? You're not being very impressive Mr. Doob! (Fang teeth)

Doob-( Close up Nervously) No, No, Not at all, I uh uh just want to point out how these ideas will create a great element of surprise for our royal army and with all the events taking place in the past 30 years, what with Cell and all, but of course you know all this as you lived through it all.

Bulma-What did I tell you about referring to my age? (Big head with fangs) What is it with you men? You have no idea of how to properly conduct yourself in this professional environment! Pack up your stuff and GET OUT!

Doob- Bu-Bu-But Mrs.—

Bulma-GET OUT BEFORE I SICK MY HUSBAND ON YOU! (Even Bigger head with fangs)

Shot of Outside conference room with Bulma in a kick position and Doob flying out the room. Shots of him crashed with stars rotating round his head.

Bulma-Some men shouldn't be taught to speak at all! UGH! (Slams door)

Cut to shot of Doob with his items packed and walking toward the front, he has a disgruntled look on his face and is obviously devastated and upset. As he walks to the front desk he is passed by young teenagers Goten and Trunks who just entered the building.

Goten-I hope your parents don't find out you knocked out the Gym teacher Trunks.

Trunks-I've got all the grounds covered, I screen the mail before they see it. Trust me, those discipline reports will just mysteriously vanish. Besides I restrained myself as best I could for Dodge ball.

Goten-You gave him a concussion… (Looks weird at trunks)

Trunks-You forgot about the imprints the ball left on his face.

Goten-K, I admit THAT was funny, but still he couldn't even say his own name…

Hell, he's lucky I didn't throw the ball through the wall. As I said I held back as best I could. (Shot of Trunks's hand putting the dragon radar in one of the front desk drawer, then shot of those two walking off) Gimme a break!

Doob stops at the desk peeks around waiting for Trunks and Goten to walk off. He then opens the drawer that Trunks placed the Dragon Radar in. Doob then gazes upon the device.

Doob (Inner Monologue" IM")-There's no way… Is this the device I've heard whispers about around the office??? I've heard murmurs about this thing. It leads you to magical items that can grant wishes or so the rumor says. How could he be so careless with such a valuable item I wonder? (He slips the radar into his box of possessions) Oh well, it's time someone put the Briefs and CC in their place. Not just for them, but possibly for the good of the world… He walks out the building

Montage style search

Ious Doob sets off on the journey to secure the items the radar identified. He found his first Dragon ball 2 weeks into his trip in a forest on the outskirts of a small village under the rusty remains of an old truck. The next closest blip on the radar led him to an abandoned old west gold rush town. The Dragon ball was being used as a billiard scratch ball in a tavern. He pulls out all the cash from his wallet for the ball and moves on his way. He then observes the balls he has collected up close. Each has a different number of stars on it. One has 5 the other has 2.

Doob (walking from the tavern toward his car) I think that all I'm going to find with this device are these balls. But I get that feeling that these balls contain a great power. (As the two balls glow on and off) If I can harness this power, hopefully I can change everything for the better. The potential of this power is virtually limitless.

Doob then looks down into his wallet and notices nothing is in it except an escaping bug.

Doob-Hmmm this search is gonna be difficult without the zenie to fill the tank. And after a month of unemployment, the bank account isn't faring well either.

Doob opens the door to his car and 3 shadows appear and cover Doob in their shadows. Two of the shadows are relatively short and most certainly not human. In fact, one was a dog and the other was a blue gnome with a few wrinkles wearing a puffball hat with a star on the front. The tallest shadow of the 3 belonged to a middle aged female with black hair that was starting to grey.

Blue Gnone-Why, I couldn't help but overhear your plight. Maybe I can be of some help for you.

Doob looks down at the little blue guy.

Doob-Wow I must still be feeling that sak'e from last night. I'm seeing Smurfs.

Gnome-(big headed with fang teeth) HEY WHAT WAS THA—(head shrinks back and he stutters) I, I mean allow me to introduce myself, I am the great Pilaf, business investor, and I have significant interest in the venture you are taking upon. I am willing to provide transportation and information in exchange for your assistance. I'm sure I know much more about these objects than you can imagine.

Doob-What kind of assistance? What are you looking for out of it?

Pilaf-Come aboard our airship, we can discuss it all there and forge a partnership perhaps. Oh and don't forget to bring those precious balls.

Pilaf and Doob abandon the car and the 4 walk to the airship where their search continues unnoticed. Meanwhile at Mount Paozu, Goku and ChiChi were hosting barbecue with Vegeta, Bulma, Trunks, and Goten outdoors. Goku out of nowhere pulls out a set of golf clubs.

Vegeta- Kakarot, what in the black hole are you doing?

Goku- I heard about this sport from Goten one day. From what I collect of it, you smack a ball and see how far it goes. Normally I would be game for giving you a go but well I don't want to ruin my back yard… Last time I sparred with Goten, we changed the landscape big time, it is hardly recognizable from what it was.

Vegeta- Ugh, just show me how the damn game works moron! (Big Head with Fang teeth)

Goku- Right, Right, anyway you put the ball on this tee and you smack it with this here club. It's pretty simple actually.

Goku focuses his ki and smacks the ball out of orbit. He places his hand on his forehead using his super sight to keep track of the ball. It Impacts and destroys the smallest moon of Mars.
Goku – darn it, I misjudged my aim. I was hoping it'd hit near the rings of Saturn.

Vegeta- (IM) Oh that's child's play Kakarot! If a low class like you hits it only that far, think about how well I, the prince of all Saiyans, should be in such a frivolous game. (aloud) That didn't look too bad Kakarot but…

Vegeta sets up the ball and prepares to swing. Goku comes in looking at him funny. Vegeta looks back weirdly.

Vegeta-What???

Goku-Your stance is all funny and weird. You'll break your club if you do that.

Vegeta-What do you know clown?

Vegeta takes a swing and uproots a massive crater sized divot and mutilates the club as it is twisted all directions. The ball flies out into space and hits an astronaut on a space walk on an orbiting space-station.

Astronaut - OWWWW!

Goku-What were you saying again Vegeta?

Vegeta-Shut up, that was practice!

Vegeta then sets up next to the crater divot. He swings again and again creates a crater sized divot.

Astronaut – OWWWWW! MOTHER F***ER!

Goku-Better keep practicing Vegeta! Just not in my backyard. How about a Sports Drink?

Vegeta-…F*** you and your Gatorade!...tm

Goku-Shhhh. Ya wanna get sued?

Meanwhile at the Lookout, Dende looks on with vigilance.

Popo-You seem bothered, what's wrong Kami?

Dende-I feel something uneasy. I don't sense anything but just something is unsettling me. I just want to keep a closer eye on the Earth for now.

Popo-Well if anything happens, we have Goku and his friends. Just relax Dende.

Dende-I'm hoping it's nothing, but I can't ignore this feeling. But you're right I'm sure things will be fine.

End of Chapter 1.