51. Bella is apparently colour blind. "Your eyes, they were black the lat time I saw you. Now they're like, golden brown...". IT'S TOPAZ, WOMAN! TOPAZ!
52. Number one item in Victoria's wardrobe? A SHEEP! Oh....wait....that's her jacket-thing...My bad.
53. When James thinks about snacks, his head moves....alot.
54. Edward's bus is full. No room for Bella. (Oh yeah, good one Eddie, we can all see that the bus behind you is TOTALLY EMPTY!)
55. If someone sits away from you, it's probably because your hair smells. (But sniff it REALLY obviously just to be sure.)
56. Eddie cares about NO-ONE except Bella. I mean, did he even THINK about Tyler's health and safety while pulling his whole "Must push van away to protect Bella! Screw Tyler and the fact that he's gonna get a concussion, GOTTA SAVE THE ONE WITH THE MONOTONE VOICE!" stunt? I think not.
57. Apparently standing up on a foam board doesn't count as surfing! *throws foam board in garbage* SCREW YOU JESSICA!
58. Angela reeeeally wants to be adopted by Carlisle. *cue for Mr and Mrs Weber to start crying* Gosh Ange, how could you?
59. Edward has the CUTEST EARS in the world. (What do you mean I was the only one staring at them?)
60. Jacob showed signs of being inhuman, even in Twilight! Seriously, who has teeth that white? (Possibilities: Werewolf/Tooth Fairy. Hmmm....)
I'm just gonna come out and say it....
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