61. DON'T drink compost tea. (It's for the plants)

62. Apples make excellent replacements for hacky-sacks, according to Edward.

63. Forget stress balls! When Rosalie's pissed, she simply breaks a bowl! Ah, how high must their crockery bills must be...

64. When leaving home, most people take photos as memories. Bella takes a cactus.

65. Charlie's as healthy as a horse!

66. WHAT IS WITH THAT WAITRESSES HAIR?!

67. When Edward's around, Mike's voice gets quieter...and quieter... "So I was wondering, did you want to go to the...*Edward comes into the shot and....silence*

68. Charlie Swan demonstrates his niceness by drawing invisible halos around his head.

69. Bella Swan: Master of edible art displays (except when she drops the apple....)

70. Carlisle: I just examined the body. Bella: He died?! Me: Nooo, Bella! Carly was just checking Waylon for lice. He's still very much alive and kicking! *mutters* Idiot...

I KNOW IT TOOK AGES TO UPDATE.....But...but you guys still love me right? Right? *tumbleweed*

Review or the previously mentioned tumbleweed will eat your brain, then Edward/Jacob will stare at you like you're a mutant, therefore you will never win their hearts.

:) I'm such an optimist....