This chapter is dedicated to my friend, Holly. She not only helped me come up with a number of these, but she was also my muse. Rest in peace Holly. I will always remember you.

71. Charlie's moustache has EMOTIONS! Seriously! It twitches when he's sad... ("Bells, I just got you back...." Twitch Twitch.) it twitches when he's happy.... ("You look beautiful." twitch twitch) and it twitches when he's really REALLY happy. ("Harry Clearwater's home made fish fry!" TWITCH TWITCH TWITCH TWITCH TWITCH!)

72. Edward just made it James' most exciting game ever. (Soooo...They're playing the NEW version of Duck Duck Goose?)

73. Jacob and Bella wore the same hairstyle to prom. (Ooooo! Cat/Dog fight!)

74. Yes Bella, he is asking you about the weather.

75. Dating tips for idiots: Lesson 1 - When asking your boyfriend to stay with you, you must be assertive. If you stutter then he will just run off at the start of your next movie. True fact.

76. Bella has a very short attention span. (Edward: You're very hard for me to read.... Bella: Hey, did you get contacts?) Yup. Like a goldfish.....

77. If a huge blue van comes speeding towards you DON'T worry. Your iPod headphones WILL stay in.

78. Yes Eric, that is a worm on the end of your stick. Congrats.

79: Green is what? GOOD!

80: It's totally normal for a family to have matching baseball uniforms.

Only 8 more to go! And I've already started writing "88 things The Twilight Saga: New Moon has taught us". My favorite review gets to read numbers 1, 2 and 3 of THAT list! Soooo...REVIEW!