AN: Wow, it's been SOOOO long, but whose fault is that...MINES! Yeah I'll take the blame:)

The shit I do own is a KING size snickers bar.

The shit I don't own is SM's Twilight characters, unfortunately.



"I was going to kill Rose. She said that shit on purpose because Edward was here, which was quite frankly low, granted he has a girlfriend already but, you just really don't want to tell your crush that you have a new crush.

That's kind of f'ed up isn't it?!"

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EPoV

"A Walk To Remember?"

"No."

"When Harry Met Sally?"

"No."

"Sleepless in Seattle?"

"Hell No!"

What do we look like, chicks?

We were all currently lounging in my family's den figuring out which movies we wanted to watch. Alice and Jasper occupied the love seat across from Emmett and Rosalie, while Bella rested beside me of the floor.

"How about The Notebook?"

"Jesus, Alice no! "

She pouted and crossed her arms at the loss cause, since EVERY guy in the room doesn't agree with her Romance movies.

"Just pick something Al," Emmett said, then turned to Rose waggling his eyebrows,"I'm not watching it anyway."

I rolled my eyes and settled my head comfortably in Bella's lap.

"Don't be so crude Em." Alice scolded. It was Emmett's turn to roll his eyes and smirk.

We eventually picked a nice action film, but I honestly couldn't tell you what it was about, since Bella decided to run her soft fingers through my mess of a hair. She scratched my scalp lightly, and I groaned in delight. I was so lost in sensation that I literally jumped up when my phone buzzed.

Wat r u doin? im lonly bby.

Clingy much, and can she even spell?

"Your skank even has a leash on you when you're at a distance? Damn that's messed up." Rosalie chuckled sarcastically while I nicely stuck up the finger in her direction.

"Back off Rose." Iooked up at Bella and silently thanked her with my eyes, but she just shifted like she was uncomfortable and turned back to the T.V. I slipped my phone back in my pocket, without responding. After all I want her to dump me, right?

I lied my head back in her lap, and she resumed her strokes through my hair.

"Oh and Bella, you might not wanna not be all touchy feely with Edward and all, you know since you like a new guy and all."

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BPoV

I was going to kill Rose. She said that shit on purpose because Edward was here, which was quite frankly low, granted he has a girlfriend already but, you just really don't want to tell your crush that you have a new crush.

That's kind of f'ed up isn't it!?

I felt Edward stiffen on top of my lap, but he didn't move from his position.

But Rose just kept going. "Yeah, you know the guy you were "giggling" about. Hmm what was his name again? Oh right, Nikos?"

I smiled sugary sweet at Rosalie, and narrowed my dull brown eyes at her ice blue ones."Yep, that's his name." I said through gritted teeth. However, this was Edward's cue to move off of my lap, and run his long fingers through that treacherous hair of his.

Rosalie seemed smug at this point, and she was clearly proud of herself for accomplishing her task: Make Edward uncomfortable. Alice and Jasper were comfortably snuggled together on the loveseat whispering to each other. While Emmett found solace on Rose's shoulder, apparent drool coming from his mouth.

Gross, guess he really wasn't watching the movie.

Edward turned to me with a strained smile."So, you and that guy in the hall huh?"

I gasped and through a hand over my mouth."You saw that?"

He shrugged sheepishly and forced a small smile." Yeah."

I was trying to figure out why he seemed so hurt with this new information, but couldn't come up with any logical explanation beside he didn't want his "little sister" getting hurt. So, I figured I would console him.

"It's fine Edward, I'm a big girl." I patted his hand gently and smiled tentatively and turned back to the movie, not without shooting a quick dagger at Rosalie.

Through the darkness, I heard a small whisper."Yeah, I guess you are."

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Dedication: bea. marie. 08, thanks for that final push!