Title: Omnivore and Disturbance

Chapter Title: Training the Smoking Bomb

Genre: Romance/General

Character/Pairing: Hibari/OC

Summary: "It's payback time. Bazookas are always my favorite weapon." Momo fired it at Gokudera. It's not that easy to escape it, what can Gokudera do?

Spoiler: Nothing at all. Just plain fangirling.

Disclaimer: FORTUNATELY, I don't own Katekyo Hitman Reborn or else, Shounen Jump will get bankrupt. Haha!

NOTE: Like I was always saying [or typing, whatever], this fic happens AFTER they defeat Byakuran [if ever they defeat him], win the Choice game and rescue Uni. And Kana isn't a mary-sue. Haha!


[PART 2: Gokudera Hayato]

Type, type, type.

"Oi, aren't you going to put down that laptop and train me?" Gokudera said with his husky voice.

"No, you're too weak. If I fight with you now, you'll just going to die." Momo said, not even bother to look up to Gokudera.

"Che, then, I'll just kill you." Gokudera magically light up his bombs and throw them at Momo. It create a huge BOOM and dust to fly everywhere.

Cough, cough. "M-momo-san!" Tsuna exclaimed.

"Oi, show pity to a little girl to the extreme!!" Ryohei added.

"No, no need." The clouds of dust have completely settled down, revealing the unscratched Momo who now holds a bazooka.

"Wha-!" Gokudera exclaimed in confusion.

"It's payback time. Bazookas are always my favorite weapon." She fired it at Gokudera.

He decided to run, but it follows him.

"What the?! It's following me!" He run faster and faster but his energy is draining. It explode.

"Well, Kana-sensei. Speed, stamina, weapon and inteligence. That's all." Momo walk under the tree, sat down and continue to type.

"T-that's fast. Gokudera-kun!" Tsuna run to Gokudera, taking his head on his lap.

"Tenth, I'm sorry I've failed you." Gokudera said before passing out.

"Let's bring him to the hospital!" Yamamoto rush to them.

"No need, that bazooka Momo fired has Sun powder on it. It can heal the bruices on his body. See?" Kana said in a matter-of-fact tone.

"Waa.. That's right. Let's just carry him under the tree." Tsuna help in carrying Gokudera with Yamamoto.

"Agya~ Is he dead? He looks so pathetic." Lambo said while picking on his nose.

"Lambo! That's bad to the extreme!" Ryohei shout at Lambo.

"W-Wha? Lambo-san doesn't do anything! Why are you shout at me!" Lambo shout back with teary eyes.

"Because that's bad!" Ryohei explain.

"To.. le.. rate! Whaaa! I can't!! Stupid Ryohei, stupid!" Lambo cries while pulling out the bazooka out of his afro head.

"L-lambo! Don't!" Tsuna tries to stop him, but it's too late.

"Yare, yare. What's happening here?" Adult Lambo asks.

"Now that you're here, I can train you now." Kana said.


A/N: Another chapter done. Hahaha! I hate that Lambo doesn't really doing something heroic both in anime and manga. I love his 'Gyahahahah!' laugh. Aww... so cute. Sorry for not having Kyoya and Kana scenes maybe, after the first day training. Haha! Please give some reviews. I really need it to know if you want me to continue this story.

Is it crazy? Is the situation just hazy? Is it dummy? Is the state just rummy? Yeah, everything is Just a joke!