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A/N: Apparently you have to add your own A/N...whatever. Here's Chapter 2! Also, a * means a rimshot.
Meet (some of) the Smashers!
Peach just couldn't help but to keep looking at Horizon's guns. They do look like Xigbar's guns...
"Hey Peachy," Horizon said. Peach looked up. "Is there anyone else that's awake now?"
"There is now." someone groaned. Two green clad...what looked like elves straggled down the stairs.
"And who are you two?" Horizon asked. "Or are you Santa's elf helpers?"
"I'm Link, and I'm Hylian." Link explained, "I just look like elves. He's Toon Link, or T. Link."
"It's LINK!" Toon Link said. "Why doesn't anyone listen to me?"
"That's because you look like a toon." Zephyr said.
"Great, two Links." Horizon said, "Hopefully it's enough to connect us to the internet. "
"That, my friend, is a horrible pun," Zephyr said. The Links couldn't agree more.
"So what?" Horizon asked. " Or do expect me to connect them onto a TV?"
The Links sighed. Zephyr said "Ignore him. It's a losing battle."
Horizon chuckled. "Ah, no worries Links. I won't make any link jokes."
"You better not." a person said behind him. Horizon turned. "I don't really appreciate jokes of any kind." the Hylian-elf said.
"And who are you?" Horizon asked. He looked up and down at her. "Are you part of royalty?"
"Yes, and I'm Zelda, Princess of Hyrule." Zelda said. Horizon felt a mix of kind, polite aura, and a haughty aura within Zelda.
"Swell." Horizon said. "Not only do we have two kinds of Links-pun not intended- but we have the princess of everything."
"What!?" Zelda asked. Her eyes flashed, while she rose one of her hands. "Why you..."
Horizon grabbed her right hand. "What? Let me go! You're probably some kind of pervert!"
Horizon laughed and knelt down. "Pardon me for my rudeness, O Zelda, Princess of Hyrule. And I'm certainly not a pervert." He kissed Zelda's hand. Zelda blushed, and Link rose an eyebrow.
As Horizon got up, Zephyr sniffed. "Kiss up. This time, it's literal." Zephyr commented.
Horizon laughed again. "Oh come off it Zephyr! Everyone enjoys a little flattery every now and then!"
"Most people do." Another voice agreed. Horizon turned and saw a weird puffball of sorts. As Horizon was gazing at... it, Zephyr began playing a guitar theme.
Horizon sighed. "Zephyr, I'm pretty sure he's not a 'Zorro'."
Zephyr then replied, "Oh come on! He looks totally like a Spaniard!"
"He's an Aon, not a Spaniard...
"Ahem." the puffball coughed. "If you wish to know, my name is Meta Knight, and I curse whoever started this 'Zorro' and 'Spaniard' assumption. Now save your jokes, for another person is arriving."
Just as Meta Knight said, another 'thing' stomped down. This time, it's some sort of weird turtle.
Horizon sighed. "Great, just great. Just when four's enough, they make a fifth mutant turtle!" Zelda and Peach sighed, while Toon Link snickered. Meta Knight's eyes turned pink.
"What did you say?" the turtle roared. "My name is Bowser! You better not forget it!"
" With a size like that," Zephyr commented, "you're hard to forget."
"Yeah...yeah...HEY! Are you saying I'm fat!?"
"Since when were you concerned about your weight?" Zelda asked, raising an eyebrow.
"...Darn it! Touché!" Bowser said. "But here this, rookie. Any more wisecracks and-kkkkkk." Bowser put a finger across his through before stomping away.
"I'm making such good first impressions!" Horizon said sarcastically.
"That's very good!" Peach exclaimed.
"..." Horizon slumped over. "Obviously sarcasm is a foreign language to you..."
"Sarcasm?" Peach asked. "What's that?"
"And with those questions, it furthers proves my point."
"Anyways, I know that you're probably hungry," Zelda said. "Let's get something to eat."
"No I'm not." Horizon said. As soon as he said that, his stomach made a large growl.
Meta Knight's eyes turned pink again. "Your brain may lie, but your heart and stomach doesn't."
Horizon groaned. "Fine, fine. Lead the way..."
Dining Room
Smash Mansion
Horizon and Zephyr eyes widened when they arrived at the Dining room. Grand windows surrounded the perimeter. Crystal chandeliers hung down from the ceiling. One wall is completely made of amber. Insects, spiders, and scorpions, stood inside the wall. The columns were carved from fine marble. The floor were made of the same marble. Tables made of granite, with plates of solid gold, silverware with actual silver. Some of the silverware were made of obsidian. Horizon was shocked. This would've cost entire cities worth of money. How could Master and Crazy Hand afford all this wealth?
"That's because it costs next to nothing." Zelda said. She must be reading Horizon's face. "Master Hand doesn't tax much of the people around here. In fact he creates wealth, and gives it to the poor." Horizon smiled. At least he isn't hogging the wealth.
Skit
Vacation
Horizon:Isn't there more people than this?...It's kind of desolate
Zephyr: I think so too. (...)
Meta Knight: That's because most of the other Smashers are on vacation. I chose not to go, and the others already finished their vacations.
Horizon: Oh
Skit End
After enjoying a meal of fruit and rice balls, Horizon and Zephyr went around the Smash Mansion. They began noting what important rooms
First off, the Command Room, where there are numerous computers. An entire wall was made for the main screen. Holographic maps were placed and some tables. From here, Horizon discovered the Game Room, Hospital, and Spa.
As he explored the mansion, Horizon discovered the Library. It was massive. It cover four floors, and according to the book census near the main desk, it had well over five hundred thousand books. Finally, he came across the Archives. It was locked, and Horizon made a mental note to ask Master Hand for a key. Before he left, however, Horizon felt a strange presence. Surely this is not to be the Vault of Souls...right? Horizon thought.
Horizon backtracked all the way to his room, and entered the domain. It was rather bland, but Horizon would decorate it later. He sat down and began reading a book, while the tired Zephyr curled up on the desk and slept. Little that they know, the night will become more interesting.
A/N: Yes everyone is on vacation. Don't worry, they'll all appear by Ch. 4. Also, to clarify how Horizon's guns look like, take Xigbar's gun design and add dragon and phoenix wings. Simple as that.
What's the Vault of Souls? Only I know....ha ha, ha, ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha....MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Yes, I'm that evil. Read on and don't do drugs! (DDD, It's going to become a pun)
