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A/N: ...Ladies and gentlemen (or not-so-gentle-men) here's Ch 4, and it's a long one....


Meet the rest of the Smashers!

At dawn, there were no one in the Command Room, save for Samus. She spent all last night, trying to find Midna, with both the Smash Mansion's search engine and Horizon's records.

"Damn Midna," Samus muttered. "Why are you so hard to catch?"

"Gee, I don't know," Horizon deadpanned, "maybe she doesn't want to get caught?"

Samus spun around. "How do you pop out of nowhere?"

"Like this." Horizon jumped down into a portal, and came up on behind Samus.

"That doesn't look hard to do..." a "Roman" angle commented.

"Oh great, it's Julius Ceaser." Horizon said. "What did you do, catch a chicken and sew it onto your back?"

Samus sighed, while "Julius" clenched his fists. "Horizon, this is Pit..."

"What?" Prince in training?" Horizon asked. Pit glared. "What? In some places that's what Pit stands for."

"My name doesn't stand for anything." Pit snapped. "Now before you make another joke, Master Hand wants you both into the Lobby."

"Sure, Julius," Horizon shrugged. Zephyr scurried from a table, and was at the feet of Horizon. "Oh, now you're awake."

Zephyr shrugged. "Eh, who cares. Onward, to the Lobby!"

At the Lobby, there was Master Hand, the few other Smashers, and Crazy Hand with a checklist.

"So what are we doing?" Horizon asked.

"Waiting for the other Smashers." replied Zelda, "Now hush."

Horizon was about to counter when a pipe came up. "Okay, who's the wiser guy and built this in the middle of the Lobby?"

"It's-a Mario!" a person jumped out.

"And-a Luigi!" another person jumped out.

"And-a we are...the-a Italian brothers!"

"Are you the only Italian brothers around here, thus ensuring that you can have the Italian brothers title?" Zephyr asked.

"Err...yes" Luigi said.

Mario raised an eyebrow. "Who-a are you two?"

"This is Zephyr, and I'm Horizon." Horizon started. "It's a pleasure to meet y-" Horizon, for some reason, tripped.

In front of his face was a blue thing. "Sonic's the name, speed's my game." 'Sonic' then ran off into some other hall.

"Uh oh." Zephyr said. "Um Horizon, that's where-"

He didn't have a chance to finish, because by then, an explosion rocked the mansion, and Sonic came flying back.

"-I found a bomb...." Zephyr finished.

"Eh well, at least he's back." Horizon said.

"Great...." a call rang out. Horizon looked around. A sword flew up. "AETHER!" a purple haired person grabbed said sword, and came crashing down on Horizon.

"Uhhhh Ike," Link said. "You might want to get off of Horizon...."

"Yes...Ike...Turner...." Horizon strained. Ike got off.

"Sorry. I don't look before I leap." Ike stated.

"It shows..." Horizon groaned.

He turned and faced a gorilla. "Great, it's King Kong, but smaller and has brown fur."

"My name is Donkey Kong." he said, ignoring Horizon's reference. "This is my nephew, Diddy Kong." Donkey Kong pointed to a smaller monkey.

"Uh...hi..." Horizon said. Diddy Kong jumped up, and latched himself onto Horizon's face.

"Ahhh! Get him off, get him off!" Diddy jumped back down.

"That's my way of saying hello!' Diddy Kong said.

"I have two words for that," Horizon said, "bloody horrible."

"Now you know what I feel." a voice echoed. Standing behind Horizon was a fox, a bird, and a wolf-who was standing farther than the former two.

"So who's the vulpine, Polly, and the lycan?" Horizon asked.

"I'm Fox," the fox said.

"I'm Falco," the bird said.

"And I'm Wolf." the wolf muttered.

"We have such creative names these days." Horizon said sarcastically. He looked down and saw a cardboard box. "Oh, look, a cardboard box. Not suspicious at all....Get out of there!"

A man was crouching there. "Crap, he's seen me!"

Samus sighed. "Snake, he's not going to kill you."

"...Yet..." Snake said. "Name's Snake, Solid Snake."

"Why are you Solid?" Zephyr asked. "Is there a Liquid and a Gas Snake?"

"As far as I know, there is only a Liquid Snake." Snake replied.

Horizon shrugged, and was nearly ran over by a motorcycle. "Okay, who's the driver?"

"It's-a me!" a fat man said. "The-a great Wario!"

"If you're so great," Ike deadpanned, "how come you lose half of all the matches you participate in?"

"...Do'h!" Wario said.

"Tsk. Tsk." Horizon said. He looked down and saw what was a dinosaur. "..Uhhhhhhh...hi..."

The dinosaur lashed his tongue out, grabbed Horizon, ingested him, and somehow managed to produce an egg.

"LET ME OUT!" Horizon screamed. The egg rocked back and forth.

"Please tell me that's not how you say hello...." Zephyr sweat-dropped.

"No, I just felt like it." the dinosaur said. "I'm Yoshi by the way."

Horizon broke free of the egg prison. "I....have...three...words..for....that.....Damn....bloody...Hell." he panted.

"Who cares?" Wolf asked.

"I do..." Horizon got up, and faced an oldish man.

"And...who....are you?" Horizon asked.

"My name, fodder," the man scowled, "is Ganondorf."

"Canondorf?"

"Ganondorf!"

"Ganondwarf?"

"Canondorf! ...Damn it."

"Canondwarf?"

"Ganondwarf! Damn it!"

"Oh....it's Ganondorf." Horizon finally realized.

"IT'S CANONDWARF! DAMN IT!"

Bowser snickered. "The King of Darkness, none."

"Silence..." Ganondwarf-er Ganondorf commanded.

"..." a blond haired kid peeked out.

"And who are you?" Zephyr asked. Immediately the kid scampered back, only to have a red capped kid and two miniature Eskimos drag him back.

"Come on Lucas. Stop being shy." the red hatter said.

"I-I don't want to, Ness!" Lucas cried. "H-he'll figure out on his own!"

"Oh come on," the pink Eskimo urged. "it's not like he's going to kill us now."

"Yeah, he'll beat us in a brawl." the blue Eskimo said. "That way you won't die."

"Popo, that's not very smart..."

"Oh shut up Nana..."

"Ahem..." Horizon coughed. "Although this information is interesting, I would like to know what is going on."

"None of your business." Ness, Popo, and Nana all replied.

A black pixel man tugged on Horizon's clothes. He offered what looked to be sausages.

"That's Mr. Game and Watch." Mario said. "He asking you if you want those."

"...No thanks..." Horizon said. Mr. G&W walked off, having no emotion.

"Pika..." a sound came from behind Horizon

"CHU!" a ball of pure electricity slammed into Horizon. He swiftly turned and saw that the floating ball was...a mouse.

"How do you like that?" it boasted.

A blue dog walked in. "Pikachu, I doubt anyone likes your Volt Tackle."

A pink puffball bounced in. "I second Lucario."

A honest-to-god person walked in. "I third whatever you were saying."

Pikachu glared. "Shut up Red. You're very accident prone."

Red raised an eyebrow. "What about the time Jigglypuff-"

"Okay!" Jigglypuff stopped him. "That's enough for them to know!"

"...I hate being ignored..." Horizon muttered.

"Heh, you being a newcomer, you wouldn't attract attention even if you had a neon sign over your head." Falco taunted.

Horizon backhanded Falco. "Shut up Polly. I bet when you started, you were just as ignored."

"He's right." another pink puffball said. "In fact, he would do anything for attention."

A bird nodded. "Oh yeah, that reminds me when he tried to pull a prank on Master Hand, but-"

"Triple D, that's more than enough than they need to know." Falco snapped.

"But..but...Kirby! Help me out here!"

"Sorry," Kirby shrugged. "You are a king, DeDeDe."

DeDeDe snapped, "Hey! It either Triple D, or King DeDeDe!"

"...King DeDeDe is a mouthful..." Zephyr said.

"Aren't there longer names?" Horizon asked.

Before an answer came, a car ran Horizon over, sending him up in the air. A man leapt up, kneed him, and yelled, "Falcon.....PUNCH!" spiking Horizon back to the ground, and being promptly ran over by said car.

"Thank you, thank you," the man bowed. However, the rest of the Smashers back away. "What's wrong?"

"Uh...Captain Falcon...." Ness started.

"Ahem." Horizon coughed. Captain Falcon turned. There stood Horizon holding Captain Falcon's car with one hand. Horizon slammed the car down on Captain Falcon. "Jerk."

"...Crazy Hand, is that all the Smashers?" Master Hand asked.

"...Times 13.24...divide by 6,748.98008...add 3.762,869.998708.....carry the 38972.3000897...Yep! We have everyone!" Crazy Hand announced

"Alright then! Let's begin!"

Master Hand stopped, however, when Horizon pointed out, "That wall still looks like it need to be remodeled."

"Give me one good reason to remodel it."

"Okay." Horizon charged up an azure orb

"Wait, what are you doing!?"


A/N: GOD this took so long to type up. I actually had to edit and omit a couple of sections.

Notes: Red, the Pokemon trainer, is based on Fire Red/ Leaf Green. Because the name there is not canon, I used the name from the manga.

The numbers that Crazy Hand were blurting out were not selected. I just typed up whatever sounded right.

Poor Canondwarf-er Ganondorf. His name will confuse us all.

RO! (RO=Read On)