A/N: The first match EVAH for Horizon.
Disclaimer: If you're actually reading this disclaimer, you fail at life
First Match EVAH
All of the Smashers jaws dropped straight to the floor.
Zephyr groaned. "Now what?"
Meanwhile, Midna was walking through the Forest of Silence when…
"ARE YOU SERIOUS!?" a voice boomed over the area.
Midna turned. "What are those idiots doing now? Only one way to find out," and she turned heels for the Smash Mansion.
"My ears…" Horizon muttered. He pushed his glasses back up to his eyes.
"Well sorry Mr. I'm-the-brother-of-a-dictator!" Red cried.
"He was a dictator?" Zephyr asked, before being punched by Horizon.
"With that title, he is a dictator you dolt." Horizon replied.
Yoshi sighed. "Look, he's sealed up in a trophy, so he won't be moving anywhere.
Luigi muttered, "That's just one persons opinion."
"Alright fine then," Horizon said, "MH, am I fighting a match or what?"
Master Hand looked through his notes. "Yes, you have a match. It is against Bowser with a three stock, medium item match with no time limit."
"And I start out fighting the mutant turtle. Why don't you break my leg in the process?"
"AWWWWWW," Bowser taunted, "is the baby crying because of a hard match?" He laughed.
Bowser stopped laughing when an honest-to-God arrow nicked his face.
"Come a little closer and say that," Horizon growled, his hand drawing an arrow.
"Ugh, let's just get this match on the road."
Ness walked up to Horizon. "Good luck with him," Ness said.
"Don't worry. I'll kick his sorry ass into the next match."
Bowser walked into the round platform in the middle of the lobby, and Horizon followed suit.
"Players, choose your stage!"
Bowser punched the Mushroomy Kingdom, while Horizon selected Spear Pillar. The computer went through the stages and chose Spear Pillar.
"Please, please, PLEASE don't be Cresselia" Bowser prayed.
"Who's Cresselia?" Horizon asked.
"You'll find out." The two Smashers were then teleported to Spear Pillar.
Spear Pillar-Stage-Music: Victory Road
Bowser walked out of a path of flames, while Horizon materialized from a silver portal.
"READY…GO!"
"Eat my dust!" Bowser taunted. He ran forward with a headbut.
"I don't like dust, especially yours," Horizon backflipped, and unleashed bullets named Phoenix Feathers in the direction of Bowser.
"HA! You call that a fight?" Bowser took the bullets like they were nothing.
"I was barely trying." Horizon then put fired his guns into two concentrated bullets known as Dragon Fangs.
"…Okay now it hurts. Eat this Bo-bomb!" Bowser threw the said bomb. Bowser then came forward and breathed fire.
"Ow…" Horizon muttered. Bowser then noted that Dialga had marched out of the smoke, and was firing a Hyper Beam through the tunnels, where both of them were fighting.
"See ya later, sucker." Bowser jumped up right as the beam shot through the tunnels.
"CRAP!" Horizon managed to say as he was fired off screen.
Smash Mansion
"Ouch. Just his luck." Captain Falcon winced.
"Eh, all rookies are like that." Snake said. "I remember that I spiked you right into that same beam."
"Oh shut up." Captain Falcon countered.
"Uh…w-we have a problem here!" Lucas cried.
"What now you wuss?" Wolf asked.
Lucas pointed to the floating Tabuu trophy. It was slowly moving, as if it was being controlled.
"What the hell is going on?" Master Hand demanded
The Tabuu trophy exploded into smoke, fireworks, and thunder. Said smoke swirled up, and out came Tabuu, roaring with laughter.
"YEAH! I'M FINALLY OUT OF THAT HELL HOLE OF A TROPHY!"
The smoke cleared, and we see a person very much like Horizon, except with blue hair, blue eyes, blue uniform, and no glasses.
"Hey Tabuu," Mario yelled, "you're about twenty feet in the air!"
"Huh?" Tabuu looked down. Indeed he was in the air. "Magical levitating powers help m-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
Tabuu landed in a crash, only to be bombarded by every Smasher in the lobby.
"Die monster, you don't belong in this world!" Captain Falcon said.
"It was not by my hand that I'm once again given flesh." Tabuu countered. However, his face was stomped by Laura.
"We are NOT doing a Symphony of the Night reference!" Laura commanded.
When Laura raised her leg, Tabuu commented, "Nice angle." Laura then proceeded to constantly stomp on Tabuu's face.
"Leave him, he's next to hopeless," Zephyr commented.
Laura looked up. "Oh you're here. Where's Horizon? I hope he's not killing himself…again."
Zephyr pointed. Laura turned to greet Horizon, but instead saw a great screen.
"Ohcrapohcrapohcrapohcrap!" Horizon cursed as he fled from Giga Bowser.
Spear Pillar-Music: Victory Road
Horizon panted as Bowser reverted to his normal form.
"What's the matter, I'm too tough for you?" Bowser taunted. He then threw a Bo-Bomb
Horizon crossed his guns, and as the bomb hit the guns, he cross-slashed two beams that intersected.
"What the-" Bowser never finished, as the beams slammed into him, sending off screen.
"Had your fun?" Horizon taunted. He spun his guns and then did an outward slash.
"So far, no," Bowser replied, "right now, we're down to one stock, so it's mano de mano."
"You're not exactly a man you know."
"WHAT!? Why you…I will kill with a Smash ball!" As soon as he said that, a smash ball appeared.
"Speak of the devil and it appears." Horizon muttered. He rushed forward, and blasted it with all of his might.
"Oh no you don't," Bowser said, and he came sliding forward just as Horizon broke the smash ball. "This can't be good…"
"Of course it ain't." Horizon said, and as he backflipped high into the air, also said, "Let's even out the playing field". As he reached the height of the jump, Horizon said, "Draco…" Horizon then fired four meteors with his guns down towards the stage.
"Ow…" Bowser muttered, as he got hit by each of the meteors.
"METEOR!" Horizon combined his guns into a single rifle, and fired three larger meteors.
"Ah, crap." Bowser managed to say, before he was sent off screen.
"GAME! And the winner is…"
"Hey, you saved me from boredom," Horizon boasted, as he spun one of his guns in his hand.
Smash Mansion
"All right I did-" Horizon started. However, Laura slapped him as soon as he walked out.
"You idiot," Laura said, "you could have gotten yourself killed!"
Horizon laughed, and hugged Laura. "I missed you too."
"That's very touching," Tabuu said, "but could you get me out of here?"
Horizon turned and saw Tabuu hanging from a rope. "Stop hanging around and get down here."
"I would love to, but I'm kinda bound over here so…"
"Ugh, you're so useless…" Laura muttered. She threw her chakrams and cut Tabuu from the robe bondage.
"Now then…" Tabuu said, and punched Horizon in the face.
"Gah! What was that for!?" Horizon demanded.
"That's for not releasing me from my trophy!"
"Well you don't have to punch me! Besides, how would I know how to free you from that trophy!?" Horizon punched Tabuu back.
"Oh you want to fight, eh?"
"Bring it on!" With that note, both of them leapt forward and a brawl ensured.
"…They are testosterone filled idiots…" Zelda commented.
Laura smiled. "It's just their way of showing that they care for each other."
Meanwhile, under the guise of the ceiling, Midna stood there, putting a hand to her brow. "What fools." She muttered.
[Skit: A Love Competition?]
Samus: Hey, Laura, how did you know those two idiots, anyway?
Laura: Hm? Oh, I met Horizon during middle school, and he always treated me like I was his equal-
Zelda: What? Isn't Horizon supposed to treat you like royalty?
Laura: Actually, I was tired of being royal, so Horizon treating me like a normal person was something I liked.
Zelda: (sigh) Alright, fine. What about Tabuu?
Laura: Tabuu didn't come later until the time of a war, but he was more or less like Horizon, so-
Peach: (brightens) That's it!
Laura: Huh?
Peach: Two brothers- a childhood friend, and a war hero- battle it out for the love of a princess!
Laura: (shocked) No, no, my relationship is nothing like-
Samus: Leave her be. It's much better that way. Besides, it's kind of fun to see her imagine stuff like that.
Laura: (sigh) Fine.
[End Skit]
[Skit: Official Smasher!]
Zephyr: Before we continue, Master Hand, is there anything to say?
MH: Yes, Horizon is now an official Smasher!
Tabuu and Horizon: (Stops fighting) What?
MH: Well, Brothers, Horizon did pass the Smash test, so he can be part of the Smash Roster.
Tabuu: And what does that test involve?
MH: Activating your Final Smash. Horizon passed in one shot, so he is a Smasher at this point.
Tabuu: WHAT!?
Horizon: Works for me! (continues fighting)
[End Skit]
New Title!
Smasher (Horizon)
You are now an official part of the Smash Roster! Pat yourself on the back and get ready to kick ass!
A/N: Horizon has officially passed the Smash Test! Can Tabuu and Laura follow suite? Hopefully, in the funniest way possible.
RO!
