Take 4

Eragon, Emmett, Saphira, and Edward and Jasper in the beginning

Eragon and Saphira have taken Emmett flying

Edward: *before they leave * Are you completely sure you want to take Emmett?

Jasper: Yeah…that might not be the best idea…

Emmett: You retards are just saying that 'cause you're JEALOUS! I get to go on a dragon ride, and YOU DON'T!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! *dances around, in a chicken-like fashion *

Edward and Jasper: *roll eyes * Wow.

Eragon: I'm sure it'll be fine. We won't let him fall.

Saphira: In everyone's heads * No, I have never let anyone fall before. Of course, Eragon HAS jumped before, but I believe we can probably trust Emmett to behave himself in that regard.

Jasper: You hope.

Edward: Yeah, don't count on it.

Emmett: CAW! I'm a birdie!!! CAW CAW!!!

Edward: What. The. Heck.

Jasper: Ditto.

Eragon: *Reassuring himself * No, I'm sure it'll be just fine…

Jasper: Yeah, you just keep on telling yourself that.

Emmett: OMG. OMG. Oh-Em-GEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Look! LOOK! LOOKLOOKLOOK!!!!!!!!!

Eragon: At what?!

Emmett: MEEE!!!!!!!!!!! *More crazy dancing. *

Edward: Well, good luck

Jasper: See ya.

*They leave *

Eragon: Ok then…Emmett?

Emmett: *Disco dancing * Oh, yeah, ba-bay! Uh huh!!! Woohoo!!!!!! *Continues to dance like a maniac *

Eragon: …um, Emmett? Emmett? Hello?

Emmett: Yeah, what's crackin', pretty boy? *continues weird dance moves *

Eragon: Um…

Saphira: *In Emmett's head * EMMETT!!!!!

Emmett: *stopping mid-dance move, and looking scared * Yes?

Eragon: Don't you want to go flying?

Emmett: Yeah. DUH! *Snaps three times in a zig-zag motion *

Eragon: *Sighing * Okay, get on Saphira's back.

Emmett: Okie dokie, aritichoke-ey!!!!!!! Heehee!!!!! *Clambers on her back *

*Eragon follows suit *

Eragon: Okay, Saphira, let's show him what Dragon riders do!!!

*Saphira gets ready to take off, and Emmett begins screaming out of sheer terror *

Emmett: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! MAKE IT STOP!!!!! I'm onna DIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Eragon: Emmett, we haven't even taken off yet.

Emmett: *O.o * …Oh. Right. I knew that. I was just getting warmed up.

Eragon: Okay, GO Saphira!!!

*Saphira takes off. Emmett starts screaming louder than before *

Emmett: HOLY CRAAAAAAAAAAP!!!!!!! I don't wanna die, I don't wanna die!!!!!!! *He whimpers and scrunches his eyes shut *

*After a few minutes *

Eragon: Hey, Emmett, open your eyes!

Emmett: Uh-uh!

Eragon: Why not?

Emmett: Not gonna do it.

Eragon: Come on, the view is amazing!

Emmett: Nope.

Eragon: Look!

Emmett: *Opening his eyes * Where?

Eragon: Oh, just a bird.

Emmett: Oh, okay. *Looks down * OHMIGOSH!!!!!!!! We're so…high! *Gets woozy, and starts to slip *

Eragon: *Stables Emmett and keeps him from falling * Easy, there.

Emmett: Whoa…my head is so light! Heehee. Butterflies!

Eragon: Are you alright?

Emmett: Oh, yeah, just great…wow. Look! A flying sea horse! With six eyes!

Eragon: Are you sure you're alright???

Emmett: Hahaha, yeah! Just feeling a little-- *pukes * sick, hehe.

Saphira: *In their heads * I hope you two are planning on cleaning that up when we land.

Eragon: Of course, Saphira.

Emmett: *Getting used to the height, and starting to bounce up and down * Heehee! This is actually kinda FUN!!! Heehee!!!!!

Eragon: Emmett, you may want to quiet down…

Saphira: *In their heads * It's alright for now. Don't worry.

Emmett: Wheeeee! *Starts making airplane noises *

Eragon: *Rolls his eyes *

Emmett: *Starts to stand up * Muahahaha!!!!!!!! I am the king of the whole freakin' WORLD!!!!!!! Look at me, everyone!!!!!!!!! Heehee!!!

Eragon: Emmett! Sit down! You'll fall!

Emmett: I never fall, I'm the king of the world!!!

Eragon: Emmett, I'm serious…It's a long way down!

Emmett: Hahahaha, whatever, dude! I'm doing GREAT! Look at me, everyone, look at-- *falls off Saphira * Wheeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Thud * *From waaaaaaay down on the ground * Hahahaha, that was GREAT!!!!!!!!

Eragon: Alrighty then…

*A/N Okay, I know this one was kind of short, but I didn't really want to think of another take right now…and I think this one is fine on it's own.

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