Take 5

The Twins, Vladimir, and Stefan (The Romanian vampires)

Outside, in some random field

Stefan: Vladimir?

Vladimir: Yes, Stefan?
Stefan: Those two look remarkably similar, wouldn't you agree?
Vladimir: Yes, I would have to agree. Remarkable.

Twin 1: We get that a lot.

Twin 2: A LOT.

*Both Twins nod heads rapidly *

Vladimir: I apologize, then, if it irritates you.

Stefan: As do I. We do so hate to be rude.

Vladimir: Unless it is directed at the Volturi.

Stefan: We HATE the Volturi.

Vladimir: Yes, yes indeed. Very much.

Twin 1: Why is that?
Vladimir: Because they overthrew us from our illustrious throne, that we held for several centuries, and now THEY think THEY are the rulers of the vampire world.

Stefan: At least we never hid what we are. They sit there, without any human knowing the danger present in Volterra.

Vladimir: *Hisses * Yes, and we were much better rulers. Much more feared. They are partial, and inconsistent.

Stefan: I find them repulsive.

Vladimir: As do I.

Twin 1: I can see that. They do seem to be a bad sort.

Twin 2: Quite.

Stefan: Yes. That is most definitely true.

Twin 1: What exactly do they do? Why do you need rulers?
Twin 2: To measure things.

Twin 1: Yes, that's true too, but why do you need them to rule over the vampires?

Vladimir: Because some vampires tend to be stupid and let themselves be known for what they are. If we were still ruling, secrecy would not be a requirement for our existence.

*Emmett shows up *

Twin 1: Crap.

Twin 2: Double crap.

Vladimir: I see you have had the pleasure of meeting the Cullens?

Stefan: A lovely family they are…especially dear Carlisle.

Emmett: HI GUYS!!!!!! What's going on?

Twin 1: We were having a serious discussion as to the rule of the vampire kingdom.

Twin 2: Yes, and measuring things.

Twin 1: Yes, that too.

Emmett: Well, I'm the king of the world, so does that make me the ruler of the vampire kingdom?
Twin 2: Only if you are accurate.

Vladimir: Emmett, you are not the king of the world. That is Aro Volturi.

Emmett: I'm Aro's boss. I boss him around. That's why he picks on Bella!

Stefan: I see. You are so very kind to your sister.

Emmett: Haha, I know, right?

Twin 1: Would you like to join our previous conversation?

Twin 2: About measuring things?

Emmett: Sure!!! What do we measure things with?
Twin 2: A ruler.

Vladimir: I believe you missed the point of the entire conversation if that is what you got out of it.

Stefan: Agreed. It had nothing to do with the measurement of the vampire kingdom.

Twin 1: I knew that. He didn't.

Twin 2: …Oh.

Emmett: So…what are we gonna measure?

Vladimir: Nothing. We are measuring nothing.

Stefan: Merely a misunderstanding/

Emmett: How do you measure a misunderstanding?

Vladimir: You don't.

Stefan: Precisely.

Emmett: How do you do that precisely? With a ruler?

Twin 2: Yes!

Emmett: YAY!!!!! Where do we find one?

Twin 2: Apparently, Vladimir and Stefan were once rulers.

Emmett: Okie dokie then! *Picks Vladimir and Stefan up in his arms * Let's go measure the vampire kingdom.

Vladimir: This is something I have never experienced in my long lifetime.

Stefan: Yes, it has never happened to me either.

Twin 1: Well, I don't think that was the point of this.

Twin 2: I find it amusing.

Twin 1: I know that.

Emmett: *In the distance * Okay, lay straight on the ground, like that. No, not like THAT, like THAT!!! Okay, now you get up, and lay there. No, not there, THERE.

*Edward and Jasper appear *

Edward and Jasper: *Facepalm *

A/N Review = More Waffles. Maybe chocolate chip waffles this time. Haha, but seriously. If you like it, let me know. I don't just do this for my own pleasure, though it is fun to write.