A/N Okay, so I need some more ideas. I have a few, but they won't last forever. If you read this and like it, let me know, and give me some ideas for scenarios.
Take 6
Aro, Edward, Durza, Emmett, and Jacob. They are in Volterra.
Aro: Welcome to my humble abode!
Edward: Not again!
Jacob: Wasn't this where you, Alice, and Bella almost died?
Edward: Yep. Did you need to remind me? Now we're stuck here forEVER and we'll all die. The end.
Aro: Don't be so gloomy!
Durza: I find it a very nice palace, though I adore my city.
Emmett: Blah, blah, blah. Lalalala!!!!!
Jacob: What the heck are you doing, Emmett?
Emmett: Singing. Beautifully. Would you not agree?
Edward: I suppose I would agree…
Jacob: Really?
Edward: No.
Durza: Shut up! I said shut up!
Jacob: Sorry…
Durza: Oh, no, it's quite al right.
Jacob: …Alrighty then…
Durza: I said shut up!!!!!!
Jacob: Geez, I already said I was sorry!!!
Durza: No, it's quite alright.
Jacob: Wow.
Aro: *reaching hand out to Durza to touch him * Durza?
Durza: SHUT UP!!!!!! I SWEAR, I WILL MURDER YOU ALL IN COLD BLOOD AND NOT EVEN BLINK!!!!!!!
Jacob: This dude is beyond weird.
Edward: *holds head in hands and groans * Aaaaarrrrggggg!!!!!!
Emmett: *Giggles * Heehee.
Durza: AAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!! Stop it!!!!!!!!
Jacob: Er, I think I'm outta here…
Aro: *After touching Durza * No, I think he's just schizophrenic. It'll be alright. Eeyeew. By the way, has anyone ever told you, you stink beyond belief?
Jacob: So I've heard…and you're sure he won't, like, try to kill us?
Durza: I apologize. They are quite annoying at times.
Emmett: Who are?
Durza: The voices.
Emmett: You hear voices??? That's so tight!
Edward: *Sighs in relief * Ah, much better.
Jacob: They're being quiet now?
Edward: For the most part.
Jacob: Good.
Emmett: I wish I had voices in my head!
Edward, Aro, and Durza: No, you don't.
Emmett: Yes. I do.
Durza: I really don't think you would enjoy it.
Edward: It's sheer torture at times.
Aro: I agree. At least I don't have to know everyone's thoughts.
Durza: I only hear the voices.
Edward: I hear everyone's voices.
Jacob: I feel so left out.
Emmett: I'm with ya, brother.
Jacob: Since when are we brothers?
Emmett: Oh, right. You're, like, my nephew-in-law!!!!!
Jacob: What the frick?
Emmett: Oh…right. *Whispers * Bella hasn't had Renesmee yet.
Jacob: Who the heck is Renesmee???
Emmett: No one…important…right now…anyway.
Jacob: Whatever. Maybe you do have your own voices. Once again, I feel left out.
Edward: Yeah, you've been left out of the crazy club. How depressing.
Jacob: *Sniffling * Well, I don't like to be excluded.
Durza: I said SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!! …Wait, what was that? Really? *Nods, as if to self * I see. Yes, I do. Dummy. You are the retard here. No, that was your idea. So was that one. Yes, I do recall that. And that was your idea as well. No, that one was my idea. Yes, I know, it was a rather good idea, wasn't it?
Edward, Jacob, Emmett, and Aro: *Stare at Durza with wide eyes, and open mouths * What. The. Heck.
Durza: *Continues rambling * Yes. I agree! Oh, yes, we should make cookies tonight!!!! Hmm…no, I doubt that the Vampires like them, but I'm positive that the werewolf will. Of course! Everyone likes them!!!! *Grins widely *
Edward: Well, he seems to have gotten over his little disagreement with the voices.
Emmett: See? That's why I want some.
Jacob: I still don't see why, Emmett.
Emmett: Because of the conversations you can have with them!!!
Aro: Hm. Emmett McCarthy Cullen, you officially an odd Vampire. *Claps hands * Gianna!
Gianna: *Comes running * Yes, master?
Aro: Record what I am about to say.
Gianna: *Grabs huge book out of nowhere * Yes, master.
Aro: Emmett McCarthy Cullen is officially a strange Vampire.
Gianna: Is that all, master?
Aro: Yes. Now, what are you doing standing around? Get back to work, slave!
Gianna: Yes master! *Runs off toward the office *
Emmett: I wish I had a slave.
Jacob: So do you want voices, or a slave?
Emmett: Both!!!
Edward: You can't just be happy with one?
Emmett: Why, could you get me one?
Jacob: Isn't Rosalie kinda your love-slave? Or is it the other way around?
Emmett: Are you questioning my manhood?
Durza: *Grins * Heehee.
Aro: Hehe.
Edward: Ooooh, you asked for it, Jacob!
Jacob: No, I'm questioning Rosalie's.
Edward: Oooooh, burn!
Durza: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!! I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT!!!!!!!!!
Aro: Calm down.
Edward: Wow. They have some crazy ideas.
Durza: Sometimes they're funny, but today, they're getting on my nerves.
Emmett: I still want voices.
Edward and Jacob: *facepalm *
A/N Ok, I really do love Edward, Emmett, Jacob, Aro, and Durza…they're just so much fun to make fun of! Especially Durza. After all, he's possessed with spirits, which is where I got the idea of him being a bit of a schizo. Let me know what you think!!!!
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