A/N Okay, so I need some more ideas. I have a few, but they won't last forever. If you read this and like it, let me know, and give me some ideas for scenarios.

Take 6

Aro, Edward, Durza, Emmett, and Jacob. They are in Volterra.

Aro: Welcome to my humble abode!

Edward: Not again!

Jacob: Wasn't this where you, Alice, and Bella almost died?

Edward: Yep. Did you need to remind me? Now we're stuck here forEVER and we'll all die. The end.

Aro: Don't be so gloomy!

Durza: I find it a very nice palace, though I adore my city.

Emmett: Blah, blah, blah. Lalalala!!!!!

Jacob: What the heck are you doing, Emmett?

Emmett: Singing. Beautifully. Would you not agree?

Edward: I suppose I would agree…

Jacob: Really?

Edward: No.

Durza: Shut up! I said shut up!

Jacob: Sorry…

Durza: Oh, no, it's quite al right.

Jacob: …Alrighty then…

Durza: I said shut up!!!!!!

Jacob: Geez, I already said I was sorry!!!

Durza: No, it's quite alright.

Jacob: Wow.

Aro: *reaching hand out to Durza to touch him * Durza?

Durza: SHUT UP!!!!!! I SWEAR, I WILL MURDER YOU ALL IN COLD BLOOD AND NOT EVEN BLINK!!!!!!!

Jacob: This dude is beyond weird.

Edward: *holds head in hands and groans * Aaaaarrrrggggg!!!!!!

Emmett: *Giggles * Heehee.

Durza: AAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!! Stop it!!!!!!!!

Jacob: Er, I think I'm outta here…

Aro: *After touching Durza * No, I think he's just schizophrenic. It'll be alright. Eeyeew. By the way, has anyone ever told you, you stink beyond belief?

Jacob: So I've heard…and you're sure he won't, like, try to kill us?

Durza: I apologize. They are quite annoying at times.

Emmett: Who are?

Durza: The voices.

Emmett: You hear voices??? That's so tight!

Edward: *Sighs in relief * Ah, much better.

Jacob: They're being quiet now?
Edward: For the most part.

Jacob: Good.

Emmett: I wish I had voices in my head!

Edward, Aro, and Durza: No, you don't.

Emmett: Yes. I do.

Durza: I really don't think you would enjoy it.

Edward: It's sheer torture at times.

Aro: I agree. At least I don't have to know everyone's thoughts.

Durza: I only hear the voices.

Edward: I hear everyone's voices.

Jacob: I feel so left out.

Emmett: I'm with ya, brother.

Jacob: Since when are we brothers?

Emmett: Oh, right. You're, like, my nephew-in-law!!!!!

Jacob: What the frick?

Emmett: Oh…right. *Whispers * Bella hasn't had Renesmee yet.

Jacob: Who the heck is Renesmee???

Emmett: No one…important…right now…anyway.

Jacob: Whatever. Maybe you do have your own voices. Once again, I feel left out.

Edward: Yeah, you've been left out of the crazy club. How depressing.

Jacob: *Sniffling * Well, I don't like to be excluded.

Durza: I said SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!! …Wait, what was that? Really? *Nods, as if to self * I see. Yes, I do. Dummy. You are the retard here. No, that was your idea. So was that one. Yes, I do recall that. And that was your idea as well. No, that one was my idea. Yes, I know, it was a rather good idea, wasn't it?

Edward, Jacob, Emmett, and Aro: *Stare at Durza with wide eyes, and open mouths * What. The. Heck.

Durza: *Continues rambling * Yes. I agree! Oh, yes, we should make cookies tonight!!!! Hmm…no, I doubt that the Vampires like them, but I'm positive that the werewolf will. Of course! Everyone likes them!!!! *Grins widely *

Edward: Well, he seems to have gotten over his little disagreement with the voices.

Emmett: See? That's why I want some.

Jacob: I still don't see why, Emmett.

Emmett: Because of the conversations you can have with them!!!

Aro: Hm. Emmett McCarthy Cullen, you officially an odd Vampire. *Claps hands * Gianna!

Gianna: *Comes running * Yes, master?

Aro: Record what I am about to say.

Gianna: *Grabs huge book out of nowhere * Yes, master.

Aro: Emmett McCarthy Cullen is officially a strange Vampire.

Gianna: Is that all, master?

Aro: Yes. Now, what are you doing standing around? Get back to work, slave!

Gianna: Yes master! *Runs off toward the office *

Emmett: I wish I had a slave.

Jacob: So do you want voices, or a slave?

Emmett: Both!!!

Edward: You can't just be happy with one?
Emmett: Why, could you get me one?

Jacob: Isn't Rosalie kinda your love-slave? Or is it the other way around?

Emmett: Are you questioning my manhood?

Durza: *Grins * Heehee.

Aro: Hehe.

Edward: Ooooh, you asked for it, Jacob!

Jacob: No, I'm questioning Rosalie's.

Edward: Oooooh, burn!

Durza: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!! I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT!!!!!!!!!

Aro: Calm down.

Edward: Wow. They have some crazy ideas.

Durza: Sometimes they're funny, but today, they're getting on my nerves.

Emmett: I still want voices.

Edward and Jacob: *facepalm *

A/N Ok, I really do love Edward, Emmett, Jacob, Aro, and Durza…they're just so much fun to make fun of! Especially Durza. After all, he's possessed with spirits, which is where I got the idea of him being a bit of a schizo. Let me know what you think!!!!

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