At the Cullen's house, in Forks, WA
Carlisle, Angela (from Eragon), Emmett, and Edward
Angela: So you two are doctors?
Edward: No, only my father. I can't stand the sight of blood.
Emmett: That's a lie, my home-skillet-biscuit.
Edward: You are very weird. I don't blame Aro for recording that in the record.
Angela: Well, so which one of you is the doctor?
Emmett: That would be me.
Carlisle: No, that would be me.
Angela: Oh, ok. So do you like toads? Or should I say, frogs?
Edward: Yuck.
Emmett: Do they taste good?
Carlisle:…What do frogs have to do with this?
Angela: I don't know.
Edward: You are nearly as random as Emmett.
Emmett: I'm not random. I wish I could eat cookies. Humans seem to enjoy them so much!
Edward and Carlisle: *Raise eyebrows *
Emmett: What?
Angela: *Laughs * You are a funny one.
Edward: You wouldn't say that if you had to live with him. I don't know how Rose puts up with it.
Emmett: Oh, I have my ways… *Wiggles eyebrows *
Edward: Ah! Bad mental image, Emmett! I did not need that.
Carlisle: I don't even want to know.
Angela: What just happened?
Carlisle: Edward can read minds.
Angela: Oh, I see…and I can see why that would give you a bad image…haha.
Edward: *Grimacing * Yes. Terrible. Ick.
Emmett: *Giggles hysterically * And that wasn't even that bad!
Edward: Agh! Gah! No! Yuck, yuck, yuck! Get out of my head, you pervert!!!!
Carlisle: Edward, now you're putting them in my head! Stop saying those things!
Angela: Wow. So do you know any magic?
Emmett: Magic? The Twins never showed me. SHOW ME SHOW ME SHOW ME!!!!!!!!!
Angela: I guess not, eh?
Carlisle: No, I didn't realize it existed.
Angela: Well, I didn't realize Vampires existed. We learn something new everyday, don't we?
Carlisle: Yes! Isn't life wonderful?
Angela: Yes, very much so!
Emmett: *Yawn *
Edward: Emmett, grow up.
Emmett: Is this better? *Wiggles eyebrows again *
Edward: Crap! No, not that!!! ARGH! GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!!
Emmett: You sound like Durza now! Do you have voices?
Edward: At this moment, I think that would be preferable!
Emmett: Hahahaha!!!!!!
Carlisle: Will you two grow up?
Edward: NOOOO!!!!!!! DON'T SAY THAT!!!!!! ARGH STOP IT EMMETT!!!!!!
Emmett: Why? *Grins innocently *
Angela: Okay, I can see how he would get annoying. Emmett, stop, or I will turn you into a TOAD! Er, I mean, frog.
Emmett: You could do that?
Angela: It would take some work, but yes. And I'm sure I could enlist Eragon's, or Arya's help.
Edward: Hmm…
Carlisle: Edward, I don't need to be a mind reader to know what you're thinking, and to know Rose would not appreciate it.
Edward: Dang it.
Emmett: What did I miss?
Edward: Nothing.
Emmett: Okay. Hey, who wants to hear me sing?
Angela: I'm not sure. Do I?
Emmett: Heck yes!
Angela: …Okay…
Emmett: Don't stop, make it pop, DJ blow my speakers up! Tonight, I'mma fight, till we see the sunlight! Tik tok, on the clock, but the party don't stop, no! Whoa-oa-oa-oa!
Edward: Emmett.
Emmett: Yep?
Edward: Shut it.
Emmett: Why? You jealous of my mad singing skills?
Edward: No, just irritated that you insist on using them in my presence,
Emmett: What's new, pussycat? Whoa-oa-oa-oa-oa!!!! What's new pussycat? Whao-oa-oa— *Stopped suddenly *
Edward: *Gets up * Shut up, retard.
Emmett: *Whimpers * What was that for?
Edward: You didn't shut up.
Emmett: *Wails * Daa-aad! He pushed me!
Edward: Cause he wouldn't shut up!
Emmett: He pushed me, dad!!!!
Edward: Cause he was bugging me!!!
Emmett: Daa-aad!
Carlisle: Come on, you guys. Edward, don't push your brother. Emmett, don't let him get to you.
Edward: But dad!
Carlisle: Edward. You are over one hundred years old. ACT YOUR AGE.
Angela: Haha, really? It seems I'm not the only young-looking old person around here.
Emmett: Carlisle's a freakin' ancient BEAST, man!
Carlisle: Emmett, couldn't you address me with a little more respect?
Emmett: Nope!
Edward: *Rolls eyes * Geez.
Angela: Alrighty then. Who wants to see some magic?
Emmett: MEMEMEMEME!!!!!! I do!!!! I've been waiting forEVER!!!
Angela: Okay, here we go… *Speaks in Ancient Language *
Emmett: *Finds he can't open his mouth or talk *
Carlisle: Finally. Peace and quiet. Thank you, Angela.
Edward: *Grimaces * Only for you. Shut up, Emmett.
Emmett: *Humming *
Edward: *Groans * Argh,
A/N: Singsong voice Review, review, review! I love reviews! Sorry this one was a bit shorter than the others, but I couldn't drag it out. Ideas needed!!!
