A/N: In the last take, I said Emmett's last name was McCarthy. I'd like to apologize for that; it's actually McCarty. Take 7

At the Cullen's house, in Forks, WA

Carlisle, Angela (from Eragon), Emmett, and Edward

Angela: So you two are doctors?

Edward: No, only my father. I can't stand the sight of blood.

Emmett: That's a lie, my home-skillet-biscuit.

Edward: You are very weird. I don't blame Aro for recording that in the record.

Angela: Well, so which one of you is the doctor?

Emmett: That would be me.

Carlisle: No, that would be me.

Angela: Oh, ok. So do you like toads? Or should I say, frogs?

Edward: Yuck.

Emmett: Do they taste good?

Carlisle:…What do frogs have to do with this?

Angela: I don't know.

Edward: You are nearly as random as Emmett.

Emmett: I'm not random. I wish I could eat cookies. Humans seem to enjoy them so much!

Edward and Carlisle: *Raise eyebrows *

Emmett: What?

Angela: *Laughs * You are a funny one.

Edward: You wouldn't say that if you had to live with him. I don't know how Rose puts up with it.

Emmett: Oh, I have my ways… *Wiggles eyebrows *

Edward: Ah! Bad mental image, Emmett! I did not need that.

Carlisle: I don't even want to know.

Angela: What just happened?

Carlisle: Edward can read minds.

Angela: Oh, I see…and I can see why that would give you a bad image…haha.

Edward: *Grimacing * Yes. Terrible. Ick.

Emmett: *Giggles hysterically * And that wasn't even that bad!

Edward: Agh! Gah! No! Yuck, yuck, yuck! Get out of my head, you pervert!!!!

Carlisle: Edward, now you're putting them in my head! Stop saying those things!

Angela: Wow. So do you know any magic?

Emmett: Magic? The Twins never showed me. SHOW ME SHOW ME SHOW ME!!!!!!!!!

Angela: I guess not, eh?

Carlisle: No, I didn't realize it existed.

Angela: Well, I didn't realize Vampires existed. We learn something new everyday, don't we?

Carlisle: Yes! Isn't life wonderful?

Angela: Yes, very much so!

Emmett: *Yawn *

Edward: Emmett, grow up.

Emmett: Is this better? *Wiggles eyebrows again *

Edward: Crap! No, not that!!! ARGH! GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!!

Emmett: You sound like Durza now! Do you have voices?

Edward: At this moment, I think that would be preferable!

Emmett: Hahahaha!!!!!!

Carlisle: Will you two grow up?

Edward: NOOOO!!!!!!! DON'T SAY THAT!!!!!! ARGH STOP IT EMMETT!!!!!!

Emmett: Why? *Grins innocently *

Angela: Okay, I can see how he would get annoying. Emmett, stop, or I will turn you into a TOAD! Er, I mean, frog.

Emmett: You could do that?

Angela: It would take some work, but yes. And I'm sure I could enlist Eragon's, or Arya's help.

Edward: Hmm…

Carlisle: Edward, I don't need to be a mind reader to know what you're thinking, and to know Rose would not appreciate it.

Edward: Dang it.

Emmett: What did I miss?

Edward: Nothing.

Emmett: Okay. Hey, who wants to hear me sing?

Angela: I'm not sure. Do I?

Emmett: Heck yes!

Angela: …Okay…

Emmett: Don't stop, make it pop, DJ blow my speakers up! Tonight, I'mma fight, till we see the sunlight! Tik tok, on the clock, but the party don't stop, no! Whoa-oa-oa-oa!

Edward: Emmett.

Emmett: Yep?

Edward: Shut it.

Emmett: Why? You jealous of my mad singing skills?

Edward: No, just irritated that you insist on using them in my presence,

Emmett: What's new, pussycat? Whoa-oa-oa-oa-oa!!!! What's new pussycat? Whao-oa-oa— *Stopped suddenly *

Edward: *Gets up * Shut up, retard.

Emmett: *Whimpers * What was that for?

Edward: You didn't shut up.

Emmett: *Wails * Daa-aad! He pushed me!

Edward: Cause he wouldn't shut up!

Emmett: He pushed me, dad!!!!

Edward: Cause he was bugging me!!!

Emmett: Daa-aad!

Carlisle: Come on, you guys. Edward, don't push your brother. Emmett, don't let him get to you.

Edward: But dad!

Carlisle: Edward. You are over one hundred years old. ACT YOUR AGE.

Angela: Haha, really? It seems I'm not the only young-looking old person around here.

Emmett: Carlisle's a freakin' ancient BEAST, man!

Carlisle: Emmett, couldn't you address me with a little more respect?

Emmett: Nope!

Edward: *Rolls eyes * Geez.

Angela: Alrighty then. Who wants to see some magic?

Emmett: MEMEMEMEME!!!!!! I do!!!! I've been waiting forEVER!!!

Angela: Okay, here we go… *Speaks in Ancient Language *

Emmett: *Finds he can't open his mouth or talk *

Carlisle: Finally. Peace and quiet. Thank you, Angela.

Edward: *Grimaces * Only for you. Shut up, Emmett.

Emmett: *Humming *

Edward: *Groans * Argh,

A/N: Singsong voice Review, review, review! I love reviews! Sorry this one was a bit shorter than the others, but I couldn't drag it out. Ideas needed!!!